The boys are riverside at the ranch today! As the last days of summer sizzle, one ranch hand is eager to herd their young buck back to class. Tune in as they chat about back-to-school swag, creative ways to avoid punishment, and the resurgence of high socks. And hey, do adult athletes really ever learn to channel their aggression properly? So, grab…

After the better part of two weeks on the road, we’re back on the ranch. The trio returns with a detailed summary of their time in Mississippi. From a group of Texas ballers fighting for championships to someone's readiness for violence, all we can say is it’s good to be back. Crank up the volume and bring in the weekend with us.…

The boys are getting ready to hit the trail to Mississippi! They give you the details on their upcoming road trip, plus take jabs at states that can't handle the everyday heat of Texas. Crocs are still a thing, and there are different ways to wear them. And, Kyle is infuriated by modern marketing and contemporary buzzwords, but it's all in good fun…

The boys are back on the ranch, and Devo is becoming a regular. The laughs were belly-aching in tonight's episode. Kyle is still on a local softball kick and trying to redeem his driving skills. Plus, the three go over bowling practices—not how to bowl, but how they're reserving lanes. And, we get everyone's take on a South Texas classic turned Tik…

We’ve got much more than a duo on the ranch today! The boys welcome two guests on the show for one of the most hilariously insightful episodes yet. We’re going to revisit Kyle’s driving skills (or lack thereof), plus the comfort of shoes for adult men, and some softball enthusiasts were a little star-struck at a recent game. So pull out your J's, h…

The boys are back on the ranch and it looks like a newcomer is intercepting a spare mic. We’ve got a trio of conversations in this episode, ranch hands! The crew discusses why only some people can back out of a driveway, they look within for their UBER driver persona and we also find out it’s never too late to start stomping in your Air Force Ones.…

Summer vacation is here and the ranch is getting rowdy! The boys talk about how tedious end-of-year grad parties for anything other than high school/college can be, how their city has contributed to Texas being the home of the country’s worst drivers and how Kyle made it into Kyle! So go ahead and take a load off and spend some time with the boys a…

It’s a loud night on the ranch! Apparently, speaker wars are still a thing and the boys explain why. The two also discuss why Smokey and the Bandit is better than Dukes of Hazzard (it doesn’t involve the story) and a young gun experiences his first break-up! This one will make your ribs hurt, now let’s get Kyle in Kyle… it will make sense later.…

We're back on the ranch and the boys are fearlessly diving into the world of celebrity fatherhood, questioning the decisions of our "mature" stars. The two also reminisce on malt liquors from the days of old, being sucked into nostalgia and they're taking on the concept of the "lawnmower parent" and what it truly means. So grab yourself a refreshin…

Ross and Kyle are back on the ranch after a year on the trail. They'll catch you up on what's been happening, but that's not all they have in store. There's a new Latin wave, Jack Black is making a comeback on the charts and some coaches get heated! Learn how Kyle earned a nickname that'll only inflate his ego even more. The podcast is back and bet…

Life can't keep us away from the ranch. Ross and Kyle post up, beers in hand, and discuss some off-the-wall things this week. Football is once again a topic, there's such a thing as South East Texas, Cajun food is NOT classy and the two recount their experiences on the lamest drives through our great state. Grab a cold one and join us under the old…

Spring is here and the armadillos are already kicking our ass. Ross and Kyle are back on the ranch after hitting the road and living life. From Smoky Mountain bears to burglar kits and Vanilla Juice (WTF?), find out what it all means in episode 70.Av Burger King Ranch

Ross and Kyle are back on the ranch! After some time off, the boys discuss Texas’ second endless winter in a row, pointless show reboots and the legacy of 1986’s Three Amigos! Grab a cold one and gather ‘round the fire, we got some catching up to do with y’all.Av Burger King Ranch

Despite the seasonal decor being up at the ranch, the only thing in full swing is baseball. Ross and Kyle aren’t quite yet to welcome winter’s cheer but they’re ready to cook some birds. The two go over their kids’ most recent baseball tournament, Kyle’s sinful experiences, and why megaphones aren’t necessary. Unplug that tree and put the Diva of C…

Blood was spilled on the ranch this week! The struggles of a Texan are laid out as Ross shares his most recent hunting experience… all 975 pounds of it. We learn sexy-time is hard when your kid is a budding burglar, Kyle opens up about showering separately and Brian shares the struggles of removing drain monsters. Don’t know what that is? Neither d…

Sprits are high on the ranch. The boys talk about influencing tactics, Dak dominating in Dallas and Kyle accidentally reveals why he secretly loves Halloween. Keep your ears peeled for that. Enjoy Ranch Hands! #BKRAv Burger King Ranch

The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about Kyle's timestamped past, dad dinners made with "love", ball game chants, and flag football injuries... all while the boys contemplate taking up archery.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys are back in the studio talking about weeknight dinner plans that always end at Whataburger, the Mermaid capital of Texas, and reminisce about the Little Mermaid all while Kyle selects a fancy whiskey decanter set.Av Burger King Ranch

The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about a mile-high tailgate, a haunted house adventure in Virginia, a slow start to dove season, and the importance of a sharpened shovel... all while Kyle looks up scooter coupons.Av Burger King Ranch

The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about the return of dove season, the benefits of owning a t-shirt cannon, revisit some clutch baseball plays, and make a brief mention of the Dallas Cowboys... all while Kyle contemplates rocky mountain gummies.Av Burger King Ranch

The BKR boys are back together at last talking about the appeal of an accordion player, kid walk-up jams, milk carton morons, and the return of football... All while Kyle relives some... interesting high school memories.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys are back in the studio recapping back to school jitters, the Little League World Series, the price of shotgun shells, and even give an impromptu dove report, all while Kyle uses Groupon to receive his very own Mile High membership.Av Burger King Ranch

The BKR boys are back in full force talking about the end of summer, Olympic horse punching, local brewery fails and Brian's worms... all why we try to take over Kyle's personal upgrade button.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys are back at it this week talking about a new baseball journey, unwritten dad codes, broken spaghetti fails, and tiny parking spaces... all while Kyle continues to use read recepits.Av Burger King Ranch

Some new voices fill in for the BKR crew and talk about the Bezos bulging blast-off, the true strength of a cardboard bed, Mac and Cheese ice cream (for psychos), and "life robots" popping up in Texas stalking their owners... yall buckle up!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys get together to talk about Space Jam 2.0, a local brewery known for its pizza, a quest for the one true American beer, and meat flavored flan all while Kyle discusses his favorite exercises to do while listening to Jock Jams...Av Burger King Ranch

The guys head back to the studio to share summer vacation stories, talk about boogie boarding... Corpus style, revisit the College World Series, and give a sour beer the two sip test all while they hone in on Kyle's gambling fetish...Av Burger King Ranch

The guys come in hot this week talking about their favorite Rye whiskey, laugh about upgrades in dog technology and discuss the power of algorithms all while Kyle reminds us that he is a Hufflepuff.Av Burger King Ranch

From barbershop culture to potted meat, the introspective ranch talks continue in the 53rd episode of season 1!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about a new vacuum/laser combination; think of ways dinosaurs and cars can collaborate for the sake of a series, reminisce about the past year on the BKR, and research trumpets all while Kyle dreams about boiled hotdogs...Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about the impending summer break, review dad reflex fails, learn just how bad Amazon Subscribe and Save can be, and discuss the mythical Tootsie Tree all while Kyle explains the ghost cheek theory.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys revisit the unwritten rules of baseball, reminisce the old days when the Purple Parrots conquered Olmec's Hidden Temple, and discuss beer bat technology all while Kyle ponders about ideal lubricants.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about new age dad flexes with lawn care, using YouTube to decipher new sports technology, a rocket gone wild, and Chick-Fil-A sauce shortages all while Kyle wears his new "special" shoes.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about Bill Gates on the prowl, Salteez technology, discuss the lost art of driver's ed, and talk tequila... all while Kyle teaches a teenager how to use technologyAv Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about MLB baseball celebrations, the new utility leggings from Carharrt, a sponsorship deal that went way south, and the importance of saving miscellaneous screws all while Kyle drinks some snake juice.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about a trip seen 'round the ballpark, HEB chef-curated cereals that elevate your morning, new Rona mask technology, and Kyle's dry muscle muffins.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about coffee shop challenges, National Beer Day, old-school cologne, and Opening Day all while Kyle tries to talk like a Red Sox fan...Av Burger King Ranch

The guys discuss their feelings on baths, debate the Read Receipt iPhone function, talk about the best country songs when for when you're drinking, and celebrate the award-winning needy Kyle.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about free-range children, saving Spring Break (again), Peep wars, and Ross teaching Kyle a new wing-eating technique.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about the resurgence of ESPN The Ocho, Texas being officially open*, a celebratory post-game Polar Plunge, and Kyle's unspoken passion for horse racing...Av Burger King Ranch

The guys get nostalgic after an encounter with Sugar Ray, revisit Paul's Beer Ten FIDY, address some listener feedback and watch needy Kyle come back in full force to improve a spreadsheet.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about a 70+ degree weather swing, teaching our kids life skills, Space Force gearing up for some Mars action, and Kyle gatekeeping LinkedIn like a boss!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about the polar vortex of doom, how much we enjoy electricity (but manage when it's out), going over the fence vs. through the door, and Kyle's new superhero name.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about when engineers go too far, Texas-sized things that aren't for everyone, the beauty of salting a napkin for your beer, and Kyle's need to snuggle with asparagus.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about Bee Cave Bob and the Benevolent Knights of the Racoon (oh it's a thing), Sunday's Big Game, and our mission to gear up the boys right because BASEBALL IS BACK!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about drivers etiquette (or lack thereof), creating New Texas on the moon, the naming of April, May June stadium, Bills Mafia being built... different and reminding Kyle not to lick armadillos.Av Burger King Ranch

They guys are back together and discuss the Great Springs Project, Texas eats no one asked for, taxidermy wins, and the decision to put Kyle on SoCo restrictions ASAP!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys welcome a guest host and talk about snow day adventures, proper etiquette with the Texas wave, Yuengling Lager coming to the Lone Star State, and selecting the official name for our listeners... The BKR Ranch Hands!Av Burger King Ranch

The guys kick off the new year discussing gender reveal fails, official state dinosaurs, cedar fever, and the new quest to nickname our BKR listener base.Av Burger King Ranch

The guys talk about Kalahari's $48 margarita, using Twisted Tea as a weapon, the BKR Christmas gift that keeps on giving, and wrapping 2020 with a tow. Happy New Year everybody! We will be back with more shenanigans in 2021!Av Burger King Ranch