Send us a text Oreos, Oreos and more Oreos. That's it, seriously! Just kidding, all of the other usual nonsense too. Alarming work stuff, Taste Test (Duh! Oreos), Big Brother recap, Emmys, and NHL training camps open! Pern Loves his Ice Pod. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! https://ww…

Send us a text Dave is worked up this week, Pern is getting low (er temps in his ice plunge), The great Debate! and not the Presidential one, Rest In Peace James Earl Jones, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and Week 1 of the NFL season. Pern Loves his Ice Pod. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! …

Send us a text Has Pern gone too far with the Ice Plunge? Dave goes to double dinners... and doesn't get hurt! Our biggest Taste Test yet! ...And is it weird that we are this old and still just sit around eating candy and watching cartoons?? Hmmmm... Pern Loves his Ice Pod. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 c…

Send us a text Taste Test - Revisit, The dog ate what??, Dave gets egg on his face, 2 Real 1 Fake Christmas 2024 movies, & NFL Season Kickoff with our Super Bowl predictions. Pern Loves his Ice Pod. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! https://www.podcompany.com/PERNELL13981 We don't clai…

Send us a text Pern is another year older, Dave takes on the big mean Power Company, we do a Surprise! Bag that leads to not just one, but two Taste Tests! We also clear up some fake news that was reported in earlier episodes, just trying to keep the facts straight! Pern Loves his Ice Pod. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to…

Send us a text Dave digs a drainage ditch, Pern has a father and son moment with his teenager, Tons of License Plates, Disney D23 Announcements, Big Brother and what's become one of our new favorite topics... cereal! If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! https://www.podcompany.com/PERNELL1…

Send us a text Pern gets his Ice Pod and starts "Ice Plunging" immediately after his first hockey game in 2 years. Guess what Dave did... again??? I'll give you one guess! Haha! Un-useful Products, Taste Test!! and our favorite topic.. TV & Movies. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! htt…

Send us a text It's a big Fence theme this week. I know, riveting! Ohhh, Dave get's hurt again. That's always fun! Also this week, a new "2 Real & 1 Fake", more license plates, tons of TV & Movies, Big Brother, San Diego Comic Con (No, we didn't go. Maybe next year!), and the Olympics! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong abo…

Send us a text Pern goes to two cars shows, Dave investigates the mystery of the half eaten Burrito and We finally have a guest!!! Long time listener and first time caller, Chase, stops by to give us a review of the Star Wars Burlesque show "The Empire Strips Back." I'm definitely checking the Explicit Content box on this episode. ;) We don't claim…

Send us a text Dave is finally not sick or injured, Work drives Pern crazy, Celebs are dropping like flies, a new Taste Test (Cereal Straws?) and all the other normal nonsense that you've come to know and love! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots…

Send us a text Wow! We made it to 25 Episodes! Well, Dave almost didn't. He was sick all week and we were close to making this a Outtake & Blooper Reel episode. Dave DID make it over by the end of the week and we got a NEW episode with all the usual nonsense. Happy 25th Episode! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about some…

Send us a text Dave get's hurt again, it's been awhile. Pern goes to Costco with the kids, The great PB&J discussion, Pern's Hot Take, 2 Real 1 Fake (Sports edition) & Congratulations to the Florida Panthers for winning the Stanley Cup! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't ju…

Send us a text What does the Summer bring? (besides hot weather) Blockbuster Movies, Trash TV, Cars Crashing in Lakes, Drives into the City, New Mtn Dew Flavors (Taste Test!), News of the Weird and the End of the NHL Season. :( We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We'r…

Send us a text Pern's wife left him.. to go see Taylor Swift in the UK. Dave hates shoe stores. Is there really any hope for a Smokey & The Bandit 4? What do you get when you can't keep your Cookie Puss cold?? 2 Real, 1 Fake (cartoon edition) and Celebrity Dead? or Alive? We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, …

Send us a text Pern's daughter makes a Blank Space Cake, Dave finds classic songs disturbing, New License Plate sightings, Another taste test (Star Wars Oreos!!) & Pickleball on The Ocho - ESPN 8. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have bee…

Send us a text Dave is full of "Weather" related conspiracy theories this week, tons of TV & Movie news, a very COLD Taste Test (It's Ice Cream!), stupid product releases and a sprinkle of sports. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have bee…

Send us a text We wanted to call this Episode "No Country for Old Men 2: A Pilgrims Life for Me" but that was way too long. Haha! This week... Pern has no running water and a 100 year old tree falls on his driveway, Dave's wife's horse almost dies, Apple Music's 100 Best Albums, Disney World Funerals, Board Games and Toilet Chili. We don't claim to…

Send us a text Cyber Truck in the Wild, Don't mess with our local Goose, Birthdays, The greatest Call of Duty Ever!?!? 2 Fake and 1 Real (Pern Version) and what do they say about Koi-Fish names? They start to stink after three episodes. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't ju…

Send us a text Weird Foods, The Bear, Killer Clowns, More Koi Fish Names, The Greenhouse is Complete... you'd think we are the outdoorsy type. NOPE! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for…

Send us a text Pern & Dave discuss weird Dreams, Dave reveals the names of his Koi Fish, Pern does his bad Sean Connery impersonation and Mechanics chime in with what cars no one should buy. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best…

Send us a text Pern & Dave discuss rebranding the show, HVAC, Car sightings, Fallout or Walking Dead, NHL traditions and the playoffs are getting exciting! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come al…

Send us a text We'll have you in and out Kwik this week. Our shortest episode yet! Dave reviews two year old products, Pern celebrates Christmas in April and looks forward to dreaming about Halloween. Plus much much more! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just…

Send us a text At least take me out to dinner and a movie first! Pern has a colonoscopy. Dave has issues filing his taxes, Hockey news, Movies (2 Real, 1 Fake Quiz), & more Personalized license plates. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that hav…

Send us a text Dave gets "blessed" for passing gas and takes a road trip to see the Solar Eclipse. Pern watches some crapy horror movies... and a good miniseries. R2-D2 is caught in a naughty situation, a legend retires and the NHL playoff race is getting tight. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! J…

Send us a text Dave gets his wife drunk at dinner, Pern loves spending hours on the phone "on hold", Time for another taste test, and we have a special guest! That we had to edit out because she was constantly interrupting (It's my dog). ;) We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don'…

Send us a text This week on our show... It may NOT get a little sticky, Cars, Fake Movies, AI Girlfriends, and DoorBuster Deals! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we talk…

Send us a text Why can't everyone just have fun at work?? Dave goes to a Play! Winnie the Pooh Blood & Honey 2 and a Billy Idol Halloween Mask. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the …

Send us a text Back from break, not a vacation. Pern was sick and Dave hurt himself, again. Thankful Oscar season is now over, bring on the Summer Blockbusters! And, it's always good to hear from old friends. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots t…

Send us a text Spiced Coke, Girl Scout Cookies, Van Halen stole from Hall & Oates, and our new feature... Love&Hate. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we talk about movie…

Send us a text Doggie doody, Vote Baby Vote.. for a Mouse, Oscar watch, and Pern & Dave's "Quotes" Trivia. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we talk about movies, music, …

Send us a text Greenhouse update, Screw that! Super Bowl Commercials, Usher and what happens if they had gone to a second Half Time? We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we …

Send us a text Super Bowl Chili, Hot Sauce, the Death of Baseball(?) and Dave finally watches Top Gun Maverick. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we talk about movies, mu…

Send us a text "I've got a Golden Tic..ket!" I wish I could get into Disney World for $8. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride as we talk about movies, music, sports and storie…

Send us a text Oscar Nominations are out! We've only seen one of the movies, there was a lot of Pink in it, but we're making our picks for the winners. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along …

Send us a text Pern & Dave's very first episode! It's still Rough around the edges, little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the…