Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the …

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. Qualitative Review:…

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 1:…

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview! Qualitative Review - 2:23 Important Possum Updates Connor Stallion: Clue Character Who is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger? Quantitative review - 36:23 Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMo What we want to see Game …

Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved. Dr. Tip…

The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts. Qualitative Review - 1:56 Nathan's meets his enemies Justin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dream Yara plays not a regular mom, but a cool mom Qua…

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 19:00 A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic Reptiles A Lesson on the R…

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:15 Vibe Check Everyone manifests a successful season A brie…

Justin, Yara, and Nathan are here to figure out what the hell just happened. They'll breakdown the day they had, check in on Yara's wild ride and the power of prayer, and go in-depth on what went right and very, very wrong. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 1:40 Nathan's Old Man Day Justin and the Pride Festival Yara calls on a higher (and l…

We're here for this whopper of a game with a whopper of an episode. Speaking of whoppers, Hugh Freeze, we don't like him! Join Nathan, Justin, and Yara as they research, rage, and read for filth everyone's favorite lay preacher. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:26 - News, and some cautious optimism on the injury front - A brief history of…

Were portions of this episode too horny to release to the public feed? Yes, definitely. Is there still plenty to unpack here from the UAB game? Also yes. Qualitative Review - 1:34 Quantitative Review - 29:05 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patre…

We're back! Today, Justin, Yara, and Nathan are previewing the upcoming game against the UAB Dragons. Be ready for analysis, marvel villains, a game called "Dilfer OR?" for some reason, and much, much more. Qualitative Preview - 2:40 Quantitative Preview - 30:47 Who holds the leash? - 51:55 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or …

It wouldn't be a game against the Gamecocks if it wasn't soggy, hot, and uncomfortable. Justin, Yara, and Nathan lived through the moistest day on record, and are here to bring you their feelings, observations, and good, good numbers. Today's highlights include: Injury Updates Yara's Rage Against Deion Yara and the Very Weird Day Justin and the Sak…

Justin, Nathan, and Yara are here to hash it out over the start of Georgia's SEC play for the season. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game predictions. Topics of interest include: - What Mack Brown gets up to with his colleagues - Shane Beamer's Best Qualities - Who Holds Th…

Justin and Nathan are here to recap the latest tilt between the hedges. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game observations, and a bunch of jokes at the expense of various SEC coaches. Highlights include: - This Mel Tucker stuff sucks man - Around the league - HOOK 'EM HOOK 'E…

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag …

Welcome back! It's Christmas in August! It's time for the first game preview of the year. We're excited to get back into the swing of things with grandmother avatar states, sensual poetry about an anthropomorphic bird, and an attempt to answer the age old question: What can Georgia gain against this FCS opponent? Highlights include: An in-depth his…

Like Christmas in August, the CBC team is back today to preview the upcoming season. Join Yara, Nathan, and Justin as they plumb the depths of Nathan's panic attacks, talk about win probabilities, yell about Hugh Freeze, and unveil Justin's newest abomination. Other highlights include: Musings on Billy Napier Doppelgangers Love Island Allegories Ch…

Yara and Nathan are back and better than ever with your first episode of CBC for the Dawgs' run at threepeat. Justin - the adult in the room - is gone today, so we're here to bring you barely-understood Gen-Z lingo, sass, and an explanation of the phrase "Dream blunt rotation." Highlights include: - We're we've been -Yara's Deion Sanders Hate Corne…

This one's a reeeeeeal doozy. Seriously. It's a full two hours of brain fugue. Yara joined us to celebrate the great Frawg trouncing of 2022 though, so we got that going for us. If you're able, please consider donating to the GoFundMe Fundraisers for Devin Willock and Chandler LeCroy. Devin Willock's GoFundMe Chandler LeCroy's GoFundMe Yell at us o…

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What can we even say about the game against Ohio State last weekend? Apparently a lot, however not without talking at length about Fred Durst and Joe Rogan. Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah…

We out here. We feelin' SASSY. We talkin' bout FOOTBALL but also that thing. That Dawg. They got that DAWG in 'em. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community…

This week's episode has us coming at you live from Athentic Brewery in Athens, Ga. We share a bit about the Georgia Tech game, plenty on the SEC Championship, and then way too much about Gen Z know-how. Thanks so much Athentic for hosting us, Yara for contributing and guest hosting, and of course all of you that came out to see us! If you liked tod…

A fine question. Why score many point when few point will do? Cause it's boring, mostly. Highlights Include: 3:37 - Qualitative Review 25:49 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you acces…

I don't know Will Levis well enough to say whether or not he deserves better, but what I do know is that he should stop getting his medical advice off of WebMD. Highlights Include: 6:07 - Qualitative Review 43:08 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dolla…

Nathan and Special Guest Host Yara (Gen-Z Social Media Extraordinaire) are here with you today to break down everything that happened in the 45 - 19 drubbing of the Bizzaro Bulldogs over in Starkvegas. The team is here today with thoughts on Roblox, a promise to watch the Lord of the Rings Movies, and analysis of - among other things - Georgia's 1s…

That Mike Leach really is something, huh? Or is he? Wait, he said what? If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football an…

The CFP committee ranked the reigning national champions third...and we took that personally. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to …

OH LAWD, THEY COMIN'. This one's a real chonker so get ready. We cover the bits of the Florida worth discussing with the biggest game of the season looming over our heads. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives …

Usually the titles have something to do with the episode and the contents therein. This is still true for this one but I've just got pibbies on the brain. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our…

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It's time for everyone's favorite episode about a 55-point conference blowout: the Vanderbilt review! Nathan and Justin are here to talk about a sweet day watching sweet boys around their sweet sweet friends. They also do a surprising amount of football analysis, considering what we saw on the field Saturday. Qualitative Review: 1:47 Quantitative R…

All we're saying is give this mascot a chance. It's the Vandy Preview. Your schedule of events: 5:45 - Qualitative Review+ 22:05 - Patreon Question of the Week 35:31 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly con…

Look, we may not always deliver you the good good you need on time, but we will eventually deliver. To that end, the boys are here with the Auburn Review. We talk about the triumphant return of the special boy pants, a frustrating first half, stats, storylines, and a brief ode to Daijun Edwards. Your schedule of events: 2:00 - Qualitative Review 22…

This week's preview came with it a startling discovery: these Auburn Tigers have more in common with a mischievous children's book monkey than we'd previously realized. Qualitative: 2:15 Quantitative: 46:05 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreo…

We may be a day late, but we're here with a vintage CBC deep cut. Prepare for a chunky Missouri style deep dive into the stats, plays, narratives, and angst that made up the Dawg's 26 - 22 win over Missouri last Saturday. The boys are here to answer your pressing questions, such as "What the hell just happened?" and "Is it 2009?" and "Where did the…

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down the most broken of all our gutters. It's time to preview Georgia at Missouri. And Nathan and Justin are here to get you in the spirit. Highlights incl…

We're back dear listeners. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an above average MAC team. (Trust us, it's better than it sounds) We'll talk about our experiences this weekend, what the stats have to tell us, and Nathan'…

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it. It's the South Carolina preview. 00:56 - Famous Cocks 9:32 - Qualitative Preview 41:55 - Quantitative Preview If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server a…

Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America. Qualitative Review: 2:40 Quantitative Review: 14:5…

That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might expect to follow this trouncing in Atlanta. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution giv…

Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's. Highlights include: 3:50 - Justin's Fan Fic Corner 7:07 - Qualitative Preview (Hot Duck Content) 17:00 - Qualitative Preview (Actual Football) 33:10 - Quantitative Preview 47:40 -…

You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made. Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitte…

We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik Tok trends, and a lot of actual football discussion. Highlights include: 4:30 - $50 Patron Question 9:03 - Discord Questions 42:15 - Twitter Questions If…

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and they' re here to preview the dawgs. We've got some waxing rhapsodic about tight ends, getting ROCKED UP for stats, and the fateful return of Stetson Be…

We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include: 00:50 - What is Chapel Bell Curve 2:10 - New Format, who dis? 10:20 - Qualitative Preview (chin waggin' season) 12:22 - Oh no Bama what are you doing with that tire iro- (talking SEC West) 16:18 - The 2nd best of the SEC East (t…

We are gathered here today to discuss only the juiciest of off-season topics for your podcast enjoyment. Listen to it at like, .25x speed so you can really savor the content for as long as possible. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and bu…

In this *very* special episode we called on all of you to help make it happen since Nathan has been sick all week. We had the chance to speak with some incredible CBC listeners and supporters, and some DGDs alike. Huge thank you to everyone that participated and helped out on such short notice. We literally could not have done this without you! It'…