Film Critters Processes is the podcast version of Film Critters, a video essay series on Youtube about movies! Processes is where we talk about current releases, whether it be blockbusters, trash horrors, "Netflix originals", international festival favorites, and never, ever, Marvel Cinematic Universe pieces. It's like talking about a movie outside the theater with your friends!
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The Substance | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ what if a cis woman transitioned into a woman 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-crittersBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Ja…
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!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/finally, a podcast where we answer the question: what if your dad was gay💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/moDKoTlUXL0Barroo can be found at http://averycut…
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! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/is the new shyamalan film "crispy"? can a killer have "dad bod"? is "the thinker" a hot or a flop? can m night use that word for his movie's title? we discuss all this AND a little bit more.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoi…
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Love Lies Bleeding | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/i think you could replace a lot of the foley work with like ed edd n eddy sound effects and it would mostly still work💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch on https://youtu.be/uhrJ…
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Stress Positions | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/the gay and annoying life of Terry Goon💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/d87hda1pyW0Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can…
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I Saw The TV Glow | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! hey i dont know if you know this but one of the best movies of the year by one of the best modern directors just came out. yeah no big deal. anyway listen to us nitpick it to death in a bloodthirsty fervor for no other reason than because we really liked it a lot. it makes sense if u think about it SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMME…
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The People's Joker | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! what if joker was a transgender woman? what if joker was also an abusive stand up comedian? but like that's a separate joker like there's two jokers. actually there's a couple jokers in this movie like jokers and harlequins are like a class of comedian who can also be a supervillain. but maybe the real villain... is society. this is …
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Problemista | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!Give me your tired, your poor, your aggrieved tech support employees, your grimacing anxious waiters waitresses and wait-thems, your CPTSD-afflicted public transit workers, your miserable frontliners at reception desks and cubicles everywhere, so that they may finally (FINALLY!!!) help me fix my FileMaker Pro.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.pa…
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She is Conann | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! lesbian time-skip barbarian evil murder drama??? *eyes go large and my head turns into a wolf* AWOOGA *the movie is french* oh nevermind it's going to be really fucking weird about it isn't it💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/PTcK8AP57KcBarroo can be …
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Rotting in the Sun | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!Gay people really do love ketamine though. Like they got us dead to rights there.watch at https://youtube.com/@FilmCrittersBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Zone of Interest | Film Critters Processes
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ESIMS FOR GAZA https://gazaesims.com/This episode was recorded in February. We sat on this for a while, trying to decide whether our contribution to this conversation could be considered worthwhile. Occasionally we end up canning episodes, either because we were unhappy with or unable to come up with much to say about a work. Occasionally, the subj…
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Dream Scenario | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!yoo the engagement numbers on that dream sequence must be crazy💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/oJaIW1RvRDEBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Cat Person | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!are you a cat person? a dog person? snake guy? lizard they? are you the tiger king? you got a slow loris? do you like bugs you bitch?💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch on https://youtu.be/NvSQmuSXfDgBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be…
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May December | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!OUR MOST TRIGGERING EPISODE YET!! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!!💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/0qnv4A8nCF4Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Anatomy of a Fall | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! a new entry in the canon of girlboss gaslight💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/mGPp9q2vP3QBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !!The ghost put Grindr on his phone.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/NOZtPhmzdqEBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Five Night At Freddy's | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!does anyone else's back hurt. i think that means a storm is coming in.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch on https://youtu.be/stjR3OoDvGcBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !!we're back. we're SO fucking back. we're so back you would not even believe how back we are.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/YhjinXdW6kw Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussyb…
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!! SPOILERS !!WHAT IF I A TEEN SEX COMEDY BOTTOM TEXT💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/33IqYa4jprM Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !! It was fine. Decidedly evil. But it was like. Ok or whatever.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/XDgWCfgZa8gBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Asteroid City | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!group hallucinations. mandated quarantines. this time, our boy wes delivers a heart-pounding psychological thriller.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch on https://youtu.be/zcco7PxAWuUBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http:/…
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Master Gardener | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!uh oh!!!! oopsie!!! oh gosh!!!! oh golly!!!!!!💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/pfxmUQfJwisBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!Negativland is GAGGING!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-crittersBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Mona Lisa & the Blood Moon | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!remember "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night"? Did you know the director's done two movies since? They're no Girl Walks, but we can tell you what else they aren't: Chappie. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Listen to find out more...💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at ht…
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Beau is Afraid | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !!fear is the career killer💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch on http://youtu.be/kE5tEEpqjJ4Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Knock At the Cabin Door | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! whos that knockin at my.................................................................................................cabin door 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/rjv-S3lshdo Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat ca…
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Both Sides of the Blade & Stars at Noon | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! Double the Denis means Double the Penetrating, Deep-Thinking, Thoughtful Depictions of Probing, Interrogative, Heterosexual Sex Scenes. But also get this-- they're both about the pandemic. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/WjY_BLxGTF8 Barroo can be f…
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!! SPOILERS !! What if Chucky slayed. But like in the gay affect way. Bradford Evans sketch: https://twitter.com/bradfordevans/status/1220098468238123008 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitt…
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a big-hearted christmas comedy about the reason for the season 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDijHKnb4-o Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Skinamarink vs He's Watching | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! The Virgin analog horror vs the Chad teens fucking around with a home video camera 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/-eVGK4B3250 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybi…
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!! SPOILERS !! That's it? That's what everybody was yelling about? That was just three hours of a woman screaming and falling down while men alternated beating off or going "this broad's daffy! This dame's flew the coop!". Watch on https://youtu.be/USWLOlWUux4 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQe…
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!! SPOILERS !! We have such pods to cast to you... 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/Zw3F8oVFlFU Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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Bodies Bodies Bodies | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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It's not NOT Zoomer Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, but much like AvP it's more of a "whoever lives, we lose" situation. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/jSmPQ3esPpk Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www…
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Resurrection | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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Ughhh don't you HATE running into an old ex? It's like, what a blast from the past (in the worst way possible!). AND he's still saying all that crazy stuff about his diet and expectations for an exercise routine, ugh! Thankfully, we just watched a little movie called Resurrection (another one!) starring desperate woman favorite Rebecca Hall and new…
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!! SPOILERS !! SHOE...WHY THE SHOE.....SHOE STANDING???? SHOE STAND UP??? SHOE MEANING?????? HELP SHOE 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/P9YFHyxms5Y Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussyb…
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Flux Gourmet | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! oh so you think "Farts are funny" but if i tell you my second cousin died in a farting and shidding accident would u still find that funny? if my cousin shitted so hard he broke the sound barrier and it broke all his bones and he exploded is THAT funny to you??? yeah. i didn't think so 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters …
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Crimes of the Future | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! surgery....sex...it's all the freakin' same to me. join us as we hem and haw our way through processing the new cronenberg feature, a dense and revolutionary work about getting as many pussies surgically attached as possible 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 📺 watch on https:…
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what is a man? a miserable pile of something something whatever. yes we spend this whole episode making stupid jokes about alex garland's "Men." what else is there to do when it comes to this movie lmbo Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twit…
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We're All Going to the World's Fair | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! i want to go to the world's fair. i want to go to the world's fair. what? oh, sorry, just doing this really cool challenge from tiktok. you're supposed to say "i want to go to the world's fair" into your webcam mic three times while watching a funny little video, and you get to go to a fair. i hear there's rides and prizes and even s…
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!! SPOILERS !! They've done gone and elevated horror the 70s video nasty. Watch out for crocodiles. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/IC2vrzbuSng Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !! close your eyes. listen to the sounds. what do you hear? two assholes talking about movies? oh. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/uCWXZoIgdms Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !! the batman. cool? no. sexy? YES. smart? nope, but that's just how we like him. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/H-ohfOQdjbw Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo…
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!! SPOILERS !! What if Alexa was fucked up?? And what if a techie girl with blue hair in Seattle had mental health problems?? Do you think Jeff Bezos has a black van he uses to disappear people who ask too many questions or is it more of a crowdsourced kind of project. Only Steven Soderbergh is brave enough to answer these questions and MORE in his…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! What if you went to a Texas ghost town and there was a fucked up cannibal dude living in an orphanage and you killed his mom and he got a chainsaw out of the wall and then you tried to cancel him on Twitter. Like what do you think would happen. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/M-I5dewGuU…
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Scream | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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This one is actually about the actual recent sequel this time we promise. !! SPOILERS !! The killer is (SPOILER WARNING) Ghostface, an abstract identity figure in a black hood and cloak with a jagged base and a white rubber mask resembling a ghost with a screaming expression. The movie is (SPOILER WARNING) not good. Join the discord! https://discor…
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Resurrection | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! "Do you like scary movie?" wait no that's the wrong movie. Sorry things have been just so meta lately, there's just so much regurgitation in the water. It's starting to make reality feel, unreal. Are movies even what they used to be? Are they all just clones walking around with memories of their past selves, made to act out the same …
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Best & Worst of 2021 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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What was the worst movies we saw of 2021? What were the best movies we saw of 2021? How many of them actually even came out this year, I mean honestly, it was kind of an overall meh year for film releases but goddamn was it a good one for film watches. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averyc…
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!! SPOILERS !!lamb. movie. saw. barroo. jae. one. word. cinema. good. bad. bjork.Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQBarroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedogJae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitchBARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barrooooooJAE'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/jaebearhat…
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Broadcast Signal Intrusion | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
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!! SPOILERS !! we interrupt your broadcast to bring you this...other broadcast...about yet another broadcast....bzzzzzttttt do not adjust your receiver...it is the 90s, or whatever Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch…
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!! SPOILERS !! alright well at least there wasn't any stupid magician fights in this one. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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