CW: Depictions of panic attacks, violence, apocalyptic imagery Nightmarish visions of the future getting you down? Talk to YOUR local oracle today so you can panic together! The gang reunites, the Coopersmith sisters are brought up to speed, and we realize there's some problems that Werther's Originals can't fix. With an ominous cataclysm looming, …

In a world ruined by remakes and franchises, one podcast network says... let's make a movie! Welcome to the PPN Blockbuster! This event will see different shows on the Pocket Podcast Network team up to a make a movie, building its parts, making a plot, and then performing it. We're up next, "filming" Corruption in the Caves, with our good friends f…

Episode 69? Nice. At the start of the final chapter, the gang find themselves facing their worst nightmare: the absolute destruction of everything that they hold dear. Apocalyptic warnings welcome our heroes to one final week of hell... before the long-hidden truth behind the mysteries of Burlington, Vermont burn their way into the light. Will the …

Truths are laid bare, with tremendous implications... The gang's harrowing day of mistrust, misdeeds, fighting, globetrotting, and death is finally coming to an end - but not before they have one last confrontation with their new adversary. Will their actions be driven by a sense of justice - or a desire for vengeance? Albion learns a new anime sup…

Today, we enters a brave new era - one that will shape the future of this podcast forever. We're all incredibly excited, and sincerely hope that you enjoy today's incredibly special episode. On behalf of all of us, I would just like to take this moment to remind you: this is what you asked for. This is YOUR FAULT. In this 100% canonical maiden flig…

The second trial of Marcus Wahlbrook, suspected warlock, finally begins. Marcus' fate will be determined here and now. As the gang prepares to testify on behalf of their friend, the appearance of some surprise witnesses might just turn this trial on its head; with special guests Patrick Keefe and Zoé Jackson. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona …

A yet-living man suffers dreams of death - ones he could not prevent... The gang finally gets a chance to reconcile, research, and rest - though how restful the night will be remains to be seen. Albion - unlike Sonic - is too slow, Desdemona sweetens some tea, and Ro is ride or die; with special guests JD Fierce, Nick Trent, and Sean Gettys. Starri…

This Christmas, Green Mountain Mysteries has some fantastic gifts for you, our wonderful listeners! This year, we bring you the sequel to our original Christmas special, featuring the return of Darius as the Krampus, more of your favorite holiday tunes, and an extra special guest player: NPR's Jack Lepiarz - aka Guinness World Record holder, Americ…

Quick action and critical decisions require fractured bonds of trust to be reforged... The gang, reeling from the outcome of a climactic duel, finally let the inertia of the day catch up with them. Albion does him some intimidatin', Desdemona makes a peace sign and eats a sandwich, and Ro does some snoopin'; with special guests Nick Trent as Marcus…

CW: Depictions of grievous bodily harm, blood, and graphic violence. Listener discretion advised. It's time to duel. After a pair of separate harrowing encounters, the prescribed time for Marcus' duel arrives; with special guest Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmi…

It's time for our Thanksgiving episode, as part of the 2021 Pocket Podcast Potluck celebration! The gang gathers at Desdemona's house for a Thanksgiving party with their closest friends. Unfortunately, it seems they might've partied TOO hard last night... and now they need to reconstruct the events of their raucous holiday rager to answer some pres…

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Nobody is ever prepared for an unexpected goodbye... less so, then, for two at the same time... Um, hey gang... where are we? When are we? Wait... have we been here before? Albion, Desdemona, Ro, and Sylvester all have no idea where they are or how they got there. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coope…

Bonds of trust begin to break under the strain of the gang's choices... The gang struggles to work with the Wardens - and for that matter, to even work together - as they attempt to reconcile their recent graveyard dashes, personality clashes, and car crashes. Albion stands someone up, Desdemona uninvites a guest, Ro brought pizza rolls, and Sylves…

Secrets come out, and action explodes as the gang attempt to reconvene... The gang learn some uncomfortable truths, and make plans to outwit one of their foes - but they'll have to survive some surprise plans targeting them, first. Albion has played Mortal Kombat, Desdemona backs away slowly, Ro gets a new roommate, and Sylvester hates to see a poo…

Multiple cordial confrontations create some unexpected new wrinkles... The gang stalls for time and works on plans to sidestep the inevitable - but they still don't know the identity of their friend's eventual murderer. Albion gets even, Desdemona wants to get off of Mr. Ro's Wild Ride, Ro definitely has a plan, and Sylvester comes up second; with …

The plot thickens as even more potential murderers are added to the mix... Yet another complication arrives at Des' door. Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion reaches a wrong number, Desdemona pulls a Ferris Bueller, Ro unhesitatingly contemplates a choice, …

It seems like the number of candidates for murderer increases with every hour... Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion won't stop talking, Desdemona deals you psychic damage, Ro doesn't know phone numbers, and Sylvester just keeps yelling at Albion; with spec…

BOOP... BEEP... BOOP... BEEP... It's the start of chapter 6, and the clock is ticking. Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion speaks in hypotheticals, Desdemona knows what faeries like, Ro un-refuses a call to adventure, and Sylvester has another chance to coo…

In twenty hours, there will be no turning back - so for now, we look to the past to find: _ Some things have changed.-- /- Some things have changed over time..- |\- Some things already changed a long time ago..-. ---? Some things are about to change, whether or not we want them to.-.-. ----- And some things... may never change...- ----@... Starring…

Everybody remembers that one scene from It's Always Sunny, right? 'course y'all do. It's the end of chapter 5, and the gang decide to try to plan their next move in light of their recent adventures... however, no one is prepared for when a dire piece of critical information comes from an unexpected source. Albion has been dying to talk about the ma…

And don't forget, the Dewey Decimal System is your friend. The gang try to work through some of their recent issues; some of them with words, some of them with fists... and sometimes both. Albion apologizes, Desdemona sweeps the leg, Ro loves Despereaux, and Sylvester takes on new students; with special guest Sean Gettys as Alistair Karrde. Starrin…

Make sure to pay extra attention for your chance to earn a special Fate Point, just for you! Yes, you, listening to this podcast right now! The gang takes some time to decompress (or doesn't). Also, someone gets threatened (sort of). Albion goes ghost watching, Desdemona gets nice and cozy, Ro ruins the podcast, and Sylvester zones out. Starring Ch…

Episode transcript available here It's definitely NOT a good sign when baleful possession by a vile abomination from beyond space and time ISN'T the nadir of your day, right? The gang yet again find themselves face to face with Agent Pyburn, with Mr. Jack forcibly putting in a few words just to make everything worse... and yet, Des' most difficult …

Did you know that "bon yenne!" is an expression in Québécois for expressing surprise or astonishment? Just thought I'd mention it; no reason. The gang spend this part of their journey learning yet more about being on the giving end - as well as the receiving end - of timely acts of heroism, whether they like it or not. Albion has that glow about hi…

I'm sorry, Jean Craighead George; I forgot to put a falcon in this episode. I guess I'll return my Newbury Medal. The gang remain separated. Everyone tries to determine where the bulk of them have ended up - and whose help to accept in their attempts to reunite. Albion drains his battery, Desdemona phones a friend, Ro hangs up on a frienemy, and Sy…

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE While most of the gang are stuck in the Nevernever, Des tries to quickly pull off a magical feat well above her weight class. What could possibly go wrong? Albion keeps his head, Desdemona goes on the net, Ro lays down suppressing fire, and Sylvester s…

Episode 48 - Albion In The Sky With Diamonds WE'RE BACK, BABY! Our break is over, and it's time to dive into the fifth chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! Just as soon as the gang is back together in Burlington, they're called by their friends in Monkton to investigate a mystery... if they can get there in one piece, that is. Albion litters and ne…

The fourth wall sometimes struggles to exist in this third (and possibly final) episode of our gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters playing a tabletop RPG where they play a gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters. How will they handle Albion's big villain, and will their methods of madness cause Albion to have a breakdown? Listen and find out! S…

Things get no less meta in this second episode of our gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters playing a tabletop RPG where they play a gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters. This, plus the spellcasters playing tech savvy non-wizards, presents unique challenges for Albion. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylve…

Sam Coopersmith finally arranges a first date with Sly's student, Alfonso. You remember him, right? The one who tried to use his vampiric powers to put the whammy on her when they first met? Clearly, this is a good decision on the part of all involved; with special guest Michelle Wetherbee as Samantha Coopersmith. Happy Valentine's Day from all of …

Things get awfully meta in this side story, as our gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters decide to escape from reality for a bit. How, you ask? Obviously, by playing a tabletop RPG... where they play a gang of plucky, oddball monster hunters. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter …

It's (almost) the second anniversary of Green Mountain Mysteries! You asked us more questions, and we're back again to answer 'em. Get ready to learn even more about the GMM cast, crew, and characters, such as: Where the heck does Albion get iron bullets from? Could Dr. Coopersmith take Batman a fight? What's going to happen when Ro has to make the…

Before we begin chapter five, it's time for another interlude! This time, Thom takes the GM chair as the gang leave Burlington to once again help a family member in need. (Content warning: contains more cursing and violence than usual, somehow) Stuart Wellington from The Flop House podcast joins us as we wrap up this adventure the only way we know …

When asked about cloud solutions and data centers most people get a bit uncertain. Even though most of us use a service from data centers daily, few people have in-depth knowledge of them. Eivind Eckhardt Kvitvik, a student intern at Green Mountain, has created the first ever Green Mountain podcast episode where we try to explain the very basics of…

It's time for our Thanksgiving episode, as part of the 2021 Pocket Podcast Potluck celebration! The gang gathers at Desdemona's house for a Thanksgiving party with their closest friends. Unfortunately, it seems they might've partied TOO hard last night... and now they need to reconstruct the events of their raucous holiday rager to answer some pres…

Before we begin chapter five, it's time for another interlude! This time, Thom takes the GM chair as the gang leave Burlington to once again help a family member in need. (Content warning: contains some uncomfortable depictions of violence) After some late night reconnaisance turns into a brawl, Sly, Des, Ro, and Nat have to face some uncomfortable…

It's time for our good friends at No Dice to make like friendly ghosts and take unholy possession of our feed for a special SpOoKy Halloween episode! (okay, maybe not THAT spooky) It's the Pocket Podcast Potluck and for our dish, we've brought you a huge dish of candy. That's acceptable, right? Please enjoy our annual Halloween episode GM'd by Brit…

Before we begin chapter five, it's time for another interlude! This time, Thom takes the GM chair as the gang leave Burlington to once again help a family member in need. Sly gets a late night call, and with both Albion and Beaumont out of town, he rounds up Des and Ro for a trip back home to discover that there's murder, mystery, and family histor…

Welcome to the finale for the fourth chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! (Content warning: this one gets a little gory) The gang finally finds answers to one of their most personal mysteries, only to - what else - solve a new problem with violence and come away with a dozen more questions. Albion has a flare for the dramatic, Desdemona pulls off a…

And that's why... you always leave... a note. Desperate to follow up on the voicemails they received, the gang do some snooping and (once again!) nearly get themselves blown up. Albion gets his right and left mixed up, Desdemona clears the air, Ro looks askance at a sconce, and Sylvester begrudgingly accepts a creemee. Starring Christine Savage as …

Mr. Jack is most certainly NOT "mostly harmless." (Content warning: contains intense depictions of trauma and abuse) The rest of the gang rush to save Ro from the torments of everyone's least favorite Outsider, as an already overwhelming day somehow gets even worse. Albion debates an immortal being, Desdemona is just vibin', Ro hears a name, and Sy…

RUN AWAY WITH ME, RUN AWAY WITH ME (Content warning: contains depictions of trauma and abuse) The gang have had enough of Desdemona's sinister sponsor, and they start demanding answers - not just about him, but FROM him. Albion buys a teddy bear, Desdemona says a cuss, Ro actually burgles, and Sylvester pisses off everyone. Starring Christine Savag…

TOOOUUUCH MEEE, IT'S SO EASY TO LEEEAAAVE MEEE Still separated, the gang encounter visions and memories with deep - and deeply personal - implications. Albion is hung like a horse, Desdemona has some alone time, Ro makes a call, and Sylvester gets combative; with special guest Hue from No Dice as Natalie Coopersmith. Starring Christine Savage as De…

If a certain Vermont-based ice cream duo wants to sponsor our show, we certainly won't say no! Please, PLEASE give us an opportunity not to say no; we're begging you. The gang continues their separate journeys toward revelation, each hoping to find - or not find - certain answers. Albion's future looks bright, Desdemona helps a ghost, Ro stands up …

Answers we would have also accepted: Creepy Magellan, Ectom Tom, and Boooooo-gle Maps. Okay, maybe we wouldn't have accepted that last one. Also, is the Waze logo a ghost, or is that just me? The gang splits up and goes hunting for answers, each of them in their own unique way... though it leads to unexpectedly crossing paths. Albion sees a cool bi…

Get away from Ro, you bitch! (Note: this episode does contain actual giant bugs.) While most of the gang encounters a terrifying monstrosity from another world, Des instead spends the evening working on a farm; only time will tell who had the better day. Albion sees a cool bird, Desdemona pets a cow, Ro chats up a frienemy, and Sylvester sends a gr…

Chapter four is here, and while it doesn't start with a bang, the mystery of what's happening to Burlington deepens... and spreads. But first, the gang takes some time for themselves and celebrates a birthday - at least, until they're inevitably drawn them back into the action. Albion answers a literal call to adventure, Desdemona tries to keep it …

We've got the sword handy? Good, good. Now fetch me that single hair of a horse's tail so I can REALLY show that courtier kid what's what. The gang's excitement at being reunited with an old friend is short-lived, as they must now face the consequences of that reunion - and the sobering realities that it brings. Albion once again understands, Desde…

This episode is just like Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: everyone is here! Beaumont! Rowan! Jigglypuff! Metaknight! (Okay maybe not those last two) The gang has a disturbing encounter that prompts a final showdown with the monster that's been targeting them. How will they survive - let alone succeed - against their most powerful opponent yet? Albion g…