Follow the ridiculous adventures of the OMEN team! A Ridiculously Surreal Comedy Horror TTRPG podcast!
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Join our official OMEN discord! The OMEN Team have to get Gnorp Fluttershaft to sign a confession, but doing so might end up causing intended consequences. Penny goes to see a repairman, August crosses a line and Julie plays the good bad cop. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jami…
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Join our official OMEN discord! Julie visits the Leighmouth police station to discuss the recent events at the Garden Festival. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Julie Bools: Jen JenblesAv O.M.E.N. Investigations
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Join our official OMEN discord! The OMEN Team investigate a mysterious marrow-based murder! Penny throws her friends, A.A.S.C.A.I. fires off, Julie follows the rules and August learns a terrible secret. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbl…
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Join our official OMEN discord! Penny really wants to watch The Simpsons. Penny Blanchard: Andrea JörgensenAugust Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles This episode edited by Andrea Jörgensen.Av O.M.E.N. Investigations
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Join our official OMEN discord! Welcome to Leighmouth, a seaside town on the south coast of the United Kingdom. The year is 1998, and the threat level is minimal... for now. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Opening Narration: Dan Ber…
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A new intelligence comes online and experiences a range of human experiences. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen Agent Tanner: Nick (HisCursedness) Agent Brem: Sophie Artemigi Agent Carter: Lucian V Ghost Join our official OMEN discord!Av O.M.E.N. Investigations
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In the dimly lit cell, August St Claire, a hedge witch with untapped magical prowess, listens intently as a shadowy figure presents him with an irresistible offer that could change his fate forever. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Join our official OMEN discord!Av O.M.E.N. Investigations
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As Julie Bools packs her suitcase in her cozy London flat, she reflects on the daunting yet thrilling prospect of her new managerial position, a significant step up that her Aunt Gladys is sure to keep reminding her. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Join our official OMEN discord!…
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Penny Blanchard has to move away from home due to unforeseen circumstances... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen Join our official OMEN discord!Av O.M.E.N. Investigations
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By popular demand we wanted to release the full 6+ hour directors cut of the OMEN Christmas Party Special. This is the complete Parts 1, 2 and 3 with no breaks... so make sure you've been to the bathroom before you start it! We'd like to thank everyone who took part in the Christmas Special and everyone who's supported Sean as he spent weeks editin…
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It's time for the finale of the Christmas Special and Santa's militant elves have caused significant damage to the facilities. The alert level is the highest that its been in at least a week and on every floor of Deep Storage OMEN field agents search for unseen threats that lurk in the dark. Happy endings are myths, as you will soon see, as you tun…
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Santa's evil elves run rampant through the OMEN Investigations Deep Storage facility. Monsters are unleashed, airlocks are broken and dangerous objects are unleashed on the staff working down there. The teams from the Christmas Party head down in the elevator towards their respective levels, armed with an AK-47 and their own wits. How will things w…
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It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a f…
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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2020
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A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year the lovely Andi is DMing a one-shot mission to the snowy tundra of northern Sweden. A decade long magical contract has been violated, and now a troll is on its way to destroy the city of Gävle. Will this team of misfits be able to save the day, or will the troll fu…
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The Vampire Empress rains down her minions on the innocent people of Egypt - only the combined talents of OMEN and GAMMA could possibly stop her now. It's going to take teamwork to bring down the beast with a billion backs... will our heroes save the day? It's time to see if they can! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jö…
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Martin, Thad and Millard meet the spirit with the power to fix all their problems, but it won't be without a price. The team better hurry though, because vampires are swarming the city, searching for the Sistrum! Martin makes some poor choices, Millard gets high and Thad does what Van Helsing never could. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin…
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Annabelle St John and Doctor Smedley liberate the Thaumic Beacons from the Grand Egyptian Museum and then travel across the city to enact their plans. Meanwhile, Koala and Rose arrive at Project Saharan Freedom and attempt to convince the AI there that they are in fact the pilots trained to operate the giant robot inside... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxs…
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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2019
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A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year Sam is DMing a one-shot mission that takes us to the tiny town of San Juan, Arizona. The townsfolk have been complaining that a dangerous invisible creature has taken up refuge in their prized distillery, and only a crack team of OMEN agents can possibly save the d…
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Martin, Thad and Millard travel to the Magical Black Market and meet the Goblin in charge of the Egyptian Portal. They have to fix the Sistrum of Osiris and only someone with phenomenal cosmic powers has the skills to do it. Unfortunately, the team will have to answer a tricky riddle to meet them... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengt…
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Annabelle St John and Doctor Robert Smedley hatch a plan to stop the Vampire Empress from getting across the River Nile - but in order to pull it off they're going to need some technological help... luckily there's something in the museum's storage that will do exactly what they need. Smedley gets carsick, Annabelle makes bubbles and the Vampire Em…
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Peyton Steele, Rose Gibsonton and Koala Jackson prepare to defend the remains of the O.M.E.N. base from a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires. They have a small team of loyal agents at hand, armed with the finest weaponry... but they're not going to need it where they are going. Rose fires a man-cannon, Peyton's feline friends come to play and Koala com…
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THIS IS A TOP SECRET ALERT TO ALL OMEN AGENTS IN THE CAIRO REGION. ALL AGENTS ABLE TO OPERATE HEAVY ARTILLERY AND CATEGORY FIVE OR HIGHER WEAPONRY, PLEASE REPORT TO THE REMAINS OF THE OMEN BASE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE REFER TO YOUR MANUAL FOR FURTHER DETAILS UNDER ALERT LEVEL SANGUINE FOR MORE DETAILS. NEW INFORMATION WILL BE RELEASED AS AND W…
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Koala finds himself outside of his comfort zone and outside of his normal universe. The world is different from how he remembers it. Something has gone terribly wrong here and whatever it is has a healthy interest in making Koala stronger... and stranger. Koala takes comfort windmilling in the apocalypse and Sean learns about the carnal desires tha…
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The vampire swarm, laden with vast quantities of the Tears of Set descend upon Egypt and only G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta could possibly make the situation any worse. Thad discovers something troubling deep within himself, Millard makes some very calculated risk assessments and Rose brings things around full circle. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gib…
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G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta attempt to sneak into the O.M.E.N. base that has been set up just outside of the city. It looks like they're preparing for something big to happen, it would be a real shame if something were to mess things up. Rose gathers some data, Millard uses the fire-hose and Thad builds up a hatred for those filthy Squarehead invaders. D…
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OMEN Extras - Talk & Speak (1993 Radio Recording)
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The year is 1993 and Derek Speakins and Reginald Talkington are fresh out of university and running an exciting new radio show that is the hit of the UK Midlands. Unfortunately, this is the final episode of Talk & Speak as Derek is moving back to America with his wife Meredith... much to Reginald's chagrin.…
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A fight breaks out deep under the sands of Egypt between an ancient alien mummy and three supposedly well-trained G.A.M.M.A. Agents - the alien should have them all over a barrel... but it looks like the barrel has other plans! Rose blasts some brains, Millard dehydrates and Thad becomes a new man, both literally and figuratively. Dungeon Master: S…
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G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta are on a mission to find the Sistrum of Osiris, stolen from the Grand Egyptian Museum. They've been hot on the trail for several weeks now and several of their tour guides have mysteriously died, but its finally time for them to get their prize! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel…
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Annabelle, Smedley, Martin and Greg take some time to get their bearings after a rather stressful couple of days in Louisiana. The Banshee pursues the Vampire Queen and her brood back to a familiar place, where things are about to get very bad, very quickly. This episode of O.M.E.N. definitely goes out on a bang! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. M…
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The team take on Joel Lafayette as he tries to escape on the Banshee. Little do they know that the plumbing problems affecting the overground are also trickling down to those dwelling below. It's time to say goodbye to tiny town of Fantome in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Martin gets horny, Annabelle learns to fly and Koala kills a lot o…
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The trial of Doctor Robert Smedley begins, with a somewhat biased judge at the helm. It's a kangaroo court and a koala is the lawyer for the defense! Martin frames himself, Annabelle tells the truth and Koala cashes in his potato chips. Things are about to escalate very quickly, the pressure is building in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! D…
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The team ride The Gator out of the Vampire Hive and meet a few old frenemies along the way. Martin writes some contracts, Annabelle calls in on a favor and Koala's recent actions finally catch up with him. Make sure to read the small print in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. …
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The team have bitten off more than they can chew inside the vampire hive and decide to take a short cut back to the surface. Koala uses his umbrella, Annabelle learns to hate ranch dressing and Martin rides at the front of the back. With the vampire queen now hot on their trail, it sure is going to be a roller coaster of an episode! Dungeon Master:…
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Beneath the town of Fantome are a maze-like network of drainage tunnels and poorly maintained sewers. The team decide to implement Koala's plan to sabotage the town's water system but end up finding more than they bargained for down below the surface. Annabelle speaks in riddles, Martin gives away his house, Koala headbutts some pipes and Lucas squ…
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The team begin to process the information they've just been given and end up committing murder in the confusion. Luckily for them, Ethel has managed to get them some back up in the form of Doctor Brimstone's newly-graduated nephew, Lucas, performed by Adal Rifai from Hello From The Magic Tavern! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier…
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Night falls on the town of Fantome and the team decide to break into the long-abandoned museum. Martin shows off his newly gained gifts, Koala finds an important painting and Annabelle glows. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Al…
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The tree of Doctor Martin's extra-curricular demon summoning finally bears somewhat unexpected fruit. Martin meets the creature now making a home inside his head and learns what it might mean for him in the days to come. Hell is about to break loose in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andr…
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The team decide to visit the Layfayette Manor, but end up running into some of the very funky flora. Koala plays with fire, Martin produces a plethora of pants and Annabelle is lost for words. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: A…
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Doctor Robert Smedley is arrested for witchcraft and the team have two days to figure out how to save him from a gruesome end. Koala remembers an important skill from his past. Martin sees something strange. Annabelle breaks into the jail, but doesn't break anyone out. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Beng…
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Koala, Annabelle and Martin find themselves trapped in the graveyard by a powerful undead entity contractually bound by G.A.M.M.A. to kill them. Koala breaks a finger, Martin makes small-talk and Annabelle does a death god's dirty work. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle…
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After a hard-fought battle against Gumbo's possessed robot clowns, the team regroup and decide what they should do next. They come across an impenetrable magical barrier in the middle of the theme park. Martin finds some morphine, Annabelle uses Southern Sign Language and Koala makes a potentially deadly mistake. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala…
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Gumboland lies dormant on the southside of Fantome. It is a decaying monument to a more prosperous time in the town's history. The team find themselves face-to-painted-face with the soul who remains trapped there after all this time... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle …
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The team spend their first night in Fantome and the DM explains the unique ruleset that will be at play whilst they stay in the town. Martin discovers a body, Annabelle draws a lot of attention and Koala makes a rousing speech in front of the townsfolk. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jö…
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The team touch down in Fantome, Louisiana, and choose a new home as their base of operations. Annabelle tries to remember who Peyton Steele looks like, Koala makes a hole and Martin makes it worse. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. The…
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The team are back to hunting vampires and their journey takes them to the city of New Orleans. Martin buys some cheap real estate, Koala wears a toga, Annabelle insults God and EVERYONE messes with the DM. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.…
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Join the O.M.E.N. IT Crew in the grand finale of their 90s cyberspace adventure! The team venture forth on their quest to find out what is happening at the mysterious floating cube. Zach meets an old friend from the forums, Archibald finds love in the form of a character created solely to sell dairy products and poor Mandy continues to breathe rapi…
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The O.M.E.N. IT Crew enter the magical realm of Fantazyland in search of whatever is keeping people trapped there. They do what all good first-time adventurers do: burn down the tavern and kill the quest-giving NPC. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Archibald Gubbins: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Zack Parker: Jay Tholen Mandy Crawford: Pip Hoskins All Music: Hy…
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We're taking a nostalgia trip back to the late 90s in this wonderful crossover between Hypnospace Outlaw and O.M.E.N. Investigations! A mysterious error is stopping people from leaving the sleeptime computing platform known as Cyberworldz and only the O.M.E.N. IT Crew can fix it! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Archibald Gubbins: Xalavier Nelson Jr. …
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Nelson enlists the help of Reginald J. Talkington, world-renowned British voice coach and orator, in order to help him learn how to speak in an accent more befitting his character this weekend. Will Nelson learn to make love to the Queen's English? Or will he fail to keep a stiff upper lip?Av O.M.E.N. Investigations
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Deep inside a G.A.M.M.A. laboratory on a remote tropical island, a machine starts to work exactly as intended. Synapses long dormant crackle to life and neurons reconnect. Koala Jackson is about to learn that some things are best left forgotten. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Australian V…
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