Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of season party and he’s NOT gonna like it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it, in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Av iHeartPodcasts