We're back for Season 2! Before you watch the epic battles of Godzilla and Kong in theaters and on HBO Max, join us as we explore their, um... humble origins in King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)! Is there a way we could've saved this movie? Probably not. But just like the creators of this cinematic gem, we'll pretend to try our best. King Kong vs. Godz…

'Tis the season... for government mandated curfews, watching concerts in your living room, growling and roaring at your family, and Grandpa itching for some extra company? No, we're not talking about the world under the pandemic. For the season finale of Nerds Polish Turds, we're talking about The Star Wars Holiday Special! Since this fabled sequel…

This has nothing to do with the franchise with a Johnny Depp-shaped hole and everything to do with Marvel's first family they just don't know what to do with, the Fantastic Four! This week will be a little different as instead of arguing against the turds, we argue for it. Witness our virtual Friendsgiving argument. But instead of sports of politic…

Nicholas Cage done made a deal with the Devil on this one, kids. We wonder if it was worth it in this latest episode of Nerds Polish Turds! Ghost Rider (2007) is a film by Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. © 2007 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. and GH One LLC. All Rights Reserved. | Ghost Rider character ™ & © 2019 Marvel Characters, Inc. All R…

There's a powerful force brewing inside Jean Grey, and it stinks... We thought they'd learned the first time, but 20th Century Fox just couldn't stay away from the Dark Phoenix storyline. Now, hear what we think of the new movie! Dark Phoenix (2019) is a 20th Century Fox film. DIRECTED BY Simon Kinberg WRITTEN BY Simon Kinberg PRODUCED BY Simon Kin…

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Whatever element you add, this turd still stinks. "Long ago, the fandom watched Avatar: The Last Airbender in harmony. Then, everything changed when M. Knight Shyamalan attacked. "Only the Nerds, masters of amateur opinions, could fix it. But when the movie was made, they were in middle school. "10 years passed and my frie…

Gordon- "How many changes can you make for Justice League to be a good movie?" Batman- "Not enough." It's no Snyder Cut, but the Nerds got some crap to say about Justice League, the Turd that's already been polished God knows how many times. Nerds Polish Turds is hosted by Avery Polinori, Tanner, and Mason. Justice League (2017) is property of Warn…

"Meesa no like dis!" The Gungan leader Boss Nass describes our feelings exactly when it comes to this stinker from Lucasfilm. We talk about it and how much of a difference a haircut can make in movie quality. Nerds Polish Turds is hosted by Avery Polinori, Tanner, and Mason. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) is property of Lucasfilm an…

So... what did we miss?Ollie and Matt make their triumphant(?) return, and discuss everything they've missed, including Spider Man, Iron Fist and THAT James Gunn story...Also an apology for dropping off of the face of the planet, as well as some new ideas for the future.Av Two Polished Nerds