Beste Portmans podcaster (2024)

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646: Vaginaleven: The Movie 2:07:18

8d ago2:07:18

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Episode 646: The black ice has arrived! All the mothers have joined the chat. Licking the salt cave walls. Chinese restaurant names. Family MAGA Thanksgiving. Getting stuck on a snowy road waiting for the snow scraper. How cold is your house? What is a space blanket? We learn a new Estonian word for fullman's butt.…

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645: I’m Thankful I May Have Found a Young Boy 2:12:09

16d ago2:12:09

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Episode 645: Don't look it up! Andrew is back and he's got a problem with Ep644. He also has a problem with Ep643. He's an angry little man. Probably because he isn't playing hockey. Puke makes a 3D printed magnetic knife block. Christmas lights, should we bother? Let's buy a seaplane. What is an amphibian? Learning from YouTube. Give me money, mon…

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644: Prepare An Opening 1:50:50

23d ago1:50:50

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Episode 644: Math regret caused by microphone arrogance leads to systems thinking. How do we reduce plastic in our balls? Didi RFK Jr get tricked into eating McDonalds? (0's era suits were awful. Stress snacking. Remember when YouTube was good? Beef Wellington. It's time to pivot.Av Portmansheau

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643: Faggletown 2:32:08

30d ago2:32:08

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Episode 643: Andrew is convinced he wants to visit the greatest city in the world, San Francisco. Where was the Soviet Union? Guess the movie! What happened to the happy blacks? How many moons will smash into Earth? 42 minutes of arguing about what a "league" is.Av Portmansheau

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642: The Fuller the Dick Jar Is the More Progress We’re Making 2:16:04

1M ago2:16:04

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Episode 642: Well, that happened! Obviously we talked about the election for 2 hours. But also we can't say "umm". Andrew learns about Peanut the squirrel. Brett wants to make a movie. Andrew still hates Musk. Puke learns about Kaczynski's handgun.Av Portmansheau

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641: Maybe It’s Just Groundhogs Dancing 2:04:48

1M ago2:04:48

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Episode 641: Prime yourself for numbers and Jake Paul! Who is voting and why? Do we have hope or fear? Are these cat-ladies for Harris real? Why does Andrew count Trump signs while he drives? Andrew's Tim Pool bedtime is in jeopardy. Maltodextrin in my drinks. Brett shits in a bucket. Andrew wins the hockey. $60 per TV is BS.…

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640: Pumpkin Spice Tyranny 3:06:18

2M ago3:06:18

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Episode 640: Our animal stories for the week. Guessing the Great Lakes. Eating frog legs. Guessing African countries. Dead turtle in Presque Isle, PA. Guessing Southeastern Asian countries. Fabio. Tits out, dicks out is not a winning political strategy. Puke gets a nail gun! Rock against Bush. Discussing the upcoming election madness. Andrew and Ga…

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639: Room to Heil 1:50:40

2M ago1:50:40

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Episode 639: Brett loves the number 9 the way a kid with down syndrome loves his lunch box. Have you watched the 90's rom-com "You've Got Mail"? Did conservatives in 90's Arkansas really hate gays? Andrew is shocked to find out, yes! Down Periscope, with the Fraser guy. Bursitis Brett. A heritage of not shitting one's self. Sleeping like Hitler.…

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638: Chubby Fuckin’ Humpty Dumpty Waddling Types 1:53:23

2M ago1:53:23

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Episode 638: Two hours of Tic, Tac, Toe talk! JKLOL! We try to figure out the youth lingo like hag-maxing, gooner, pie-maxing, bussin', skibidi, salad-maxing, etc. Andrew was right to hate Pittsburgh's cliche' tourist restaurant, Primanti Brothers. Rap jacking. Song remix debate.Av Portmansheau