Beste Punchlines podcaster (2025)

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FOOD CRISIS ALERT!! The SINISTER Force Behind Skyrocketing Potato Chip Prices + 39 HORRIFYING Items Washed Up on YOUR Beach 7:11

3h ago7:11

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Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF two SHOCKING stories the mainstream media won't tell you about! First, the TERRIFYING truth about why potato chips now cost 50% MORE - and it's NOT just inflation! Then, prepare to be STUNNED by the 39 most DISTURBING items washing up on beaches worldwide - including unexploded WWII bombs, prehistoric shark teeth,…

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VMP #382 – „LIVE auf der Comiccon Dornbirn“ 41:24

6d ago41:24

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Live von der ComicCon Dornbirn tauchen Jonas, Ivan und Ezra tief in die digitale Welt ein – und reden über die wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens: Mit welchem Videospiel-Charakter würde man auf ein Date gehen? Welche erste Konsole hat uns für immer verdorben? Und warum schmeckt das Essen bei anderen Familien immer so … seltsam? Dazu gibt’s die be…

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PARENTS EXPOSED: The SHOCKING Truth About Favoritism That Science Just CONFIRMED! Plus APOCALYPSE ALERT and Canada's SECRET INVASION Plan! 6:34

1d ago6:34

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Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF three MIND-BLOWING stories the mainstream media is keeping quiet! First, the DEVASTATING scientific proof that your parents really DID have a favorite child - and it wasn't you! Then, NASA's TERRIFYING asteroid warning they don't want you to panic about (but you SHOULD)! And finally, Canada's GENETICALLY ENGINEERE…

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SECRET CIA RESTAURANT EXPOSED! Plus AIRPORT BANANA SCANDAL & The SHOCKING Truth About AGING That Big Pharma Doesn't Want You to Know! 🍌🕵️‍ 10:16

2d ago10:16

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Man faces five hundred dollar FINE and LIFETIME BAN for this common TRAVEL MISTAKE at JFK! Meanwhile, a Washington Post critic INFILTRATES the CIA's most CLASSIFIED restaurant where spies reveal their TRUE IDENTITIES! And scientists discover the REAL reason you're aging faster than everyone else (HINT: It's NOT your genes)! PLUS: Flight passenger R…

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BRAIN-INVADING PLASTIC CRISIS! Plus SHOCKING Benefits of SWEARING and The Government Wants You to EAT WHAT?! 🧠🤬🐀 10:46

3d ago10:46

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SCIENTISTS DISCOVER microplastics in HUMAN BRAINS as experts warn of INVISIBLE health EMERGENCY! 😱 Meanwhile, researchers prove CURSING increases PAIN TOLERANCE and PHYSICAL STRENGTH (your grandma was WRONG)! PLUS: Piglets KIDNAPPED from controversial art exhibition by 10-year-old's father in DRAMATIC HEIST! 🐷 And the federal government's DISTURBIN…

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JD Vance's Rise - America's Political Future Unveiled 11:23

4h ago11:23

11:23

Patrick Gutfield delivers sharp political commentary on Vice President JD Vance's provocative diplomatic style, analyzes the top GOP contenders for 2028, and exposes the staggering costs of President Trump's frequent Mar-a-Lago trips.Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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BUNLESS BOMBSHELL: RFK Jr. Reveals Trump's SECRET WEIGHT LOSS Plan While Possibly SCARFING DOWN Milkshakes! 7:19

1d ago7:19

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Patrick Gutfield SLAMS Health Czar's Fast Food Hypocrisy As New Food Dye Ban Threatens To Turn America BEIGE BONUS: Walls Finally Admits What We All Knew - "We Lost Because We Lost!"Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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FBI PANIC As Text SCAMMERS Target YOUR WALLET While Southwest DUMPS Free Bags! 9:03

3d ago9:03

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TRUMP EYES MILITARY INVASION of Panama Canal as DEADLY Measles RESURGES and Coffee Prices GO NUCLEAR!PATRICK GUTFIELD ASKS: "Did We Just Enter The APOCALYPSE OLYMPICS? And Which Disaster Wins GOLD?"Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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America's Triple Threat - Climate Denial, Russian Bromance, and Musk's Social Security Chainsaw! 6:25

4d ago6:25

6:25

Patrick Gutfield delivers a comedy knockout as he exposes the EPA's war on clean air, Michael Douglas's confusion over our new Russian friendship, and Elon Musk's terrifying plans for Social Security!Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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White House Tesla Showroom While Federal Art Disappears! Rosie FLEES 9:22

5d ago9:22

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Trump transforms the South Lawn into Tesla dealership as government officials order workers to shred documents and abandon priceless artwork. Meanwhile, Rosie O'Donnell is fleeing the country, and Greenland's election results show the world is watching! Patrick Gutfield breaks down the most SHOCKING political developments that the mainstream media …

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Trump's Tesla Bailout? Wall Street TANKS as Greenland Becomes America's New Obsession 7:25

10d ago7:25

7:25

Join host Patrick Gutfield as he delivers biting commentary on Wall Street's reaction to Trump's tariffs, the President's surprising Tesla purchase to support Elon Musk, and America's renewed interest in acquiring GreenlandAv Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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Vance's Meme Wars and Trump's Soccer Diplomacy 7:37

11d ago7:37

7:37

Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious takes on JD Vance's social media meme struggles, his hot mic moment during Trump's lengthy speech, the Cincinnati protest controversy, and Trump's bizarre claim that trade tensions with Mexico and Canada will make the 2026 World Cup "more exciting."Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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Trump, Tesla, and Turnberry Troubles 9:07

12d ago9:07

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Sharp-witted commentary on Trump's vandalized Scottish golf course, the Musk vs. Rubio White House showdown, Tesla owners facing backlash, Trump's controversial Kennedy Center appointments, and Sam Bankman-Fried's prison interview with Tucker Carlson. Patrick Gutfield brings a perfect blend of political insight and comedic timing to the biggest hea…

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VMP #381 – „Der heilige Montana Paris“ 1:06:41

13d ago1:06:41

1:06:41

In dieser Folge kämpfen sich Jonas und Falk durch die wirklich brennenden Fragen: Wie spricht man „Paris“ richtig aus, ohne sich Feinde zu machen? Ist Montana Black das Orakel unserer Zeit oder einfach nur ein Typ mit zu vielen Twitch-Abos? Und warum steckt in jedem von uns ein bisschen heilige Hure Komplex? Dazu gibt’s eine diplomatisch fragwürdig…

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Time Terrorist Patrick Gutfield DESTROYS America's Most HATED Tradition! His Take on Daylight Saving Will Leave You GASPING! 6:33

14d ago6:33

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Patrick Gutfield absolutely EVISCERATES the ridiculous tradition of Daylight Saving Time in his latest rant! From clueless farmers to Arizona's smugness, nothing is sacred in this BRUTAL takedown. Plus, read the SHOCKING listener mail that proves Americans are LOSING THEIR MINDS over losing an hour of sleep! You won't BELIEVE what the guy from Seat…

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MARTIAL ARTS DJ CONTROLS U.S. FOREIGN POLICY?! Plus RFK Jr's SHOCKING Measles Solution & Miami's WAR on Spring Break! 9:27

15d ago9:27

9:27

BOMBSHELL REVEALED: A karate instructor/wedding DJ's Facebook post just influenced TRUMP'S UKRAINE POLICY! Meanwhile, Health Secretary RFK Jr sends VITAMINS to fight a deadly measles outbreak as the first child DIES! And Miami Beach declares ALL-OUT WAR on college students for second year with AGGRESSIVE tactics that have business owners DIVIDED! P…

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CHAOS IN CONGRESS: Rep PHYSICALLY REMOVED As Trump Claims 'We're Taking Back Panama Canal!' 😱" 6:30

16d ago6:30

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Explosive scenes at Trump's address to Congress! Watch as Democratic Rep. Al Green gets DRAGGED from the chamber shouting "YOU HAVE NO MANDATE!" while Republicans chant "USA!" Plus, Elon Musk calls Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" as Trump announces plans to seize foreign territories. The egg crisis NO ONE is talking about and…

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Trump's Joint Congressional Address Tonight: What Time, How to Watch & Why Nancy Pelosi Says "Let Him Stew in His Own Juice" 15:25

17d ago15:25

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President Trump addresses Congress tonight at 9 PM Eastern Time in what promises to be a dramatic showdown. Find out why this isn't technically a State of the Union, which Democrats are boycotting, and how Nancy Pelosi advises her party to respond. Plus, discover how Trump's new tariffs could add up to twelve thousand dollars to your next vehicle p…

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GOVERNMENT CHAOS: Musk's Email Demands Cost Taxpayers MILLIONS While Celebrities Panic Over Epstein List! 8:53

18d ago8:53

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Trump's America is WILD! Elon Musk's weekly "prove your worth" emails to federal employees could waste SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION dollars annually while celebrities scramble after being named in Jeffrey Epstein's newly released contact book! Plus, Trump declares English the official language - but can he spell "covfefe" correctly?…

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"Trump's five Million Dollar 'Gold Card' For Rich Foreigners While Musk Claims 'Canada Is Not a Real Country'" 10:04

19d ago10:04

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Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this…

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OVAL OFFICE EXPLOSION: Trump DESTROYS Zelensky While Totally-Not-a-Russian-Spy Watches EVERYTHING! 9:19

20d ago9:19

9:19

You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War III just one tweet away?Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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VMP #380 – „Ungefragter Sekt“ 1:09:51

20d ago1:09:51

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In dieser Folge widmen sich Jonas und Falk den wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens: Welche linke Demo-Mucke ballert am meisten? Warum kann Schock-Verliebtheit schlimmer sein als eine Lebensmittelvergiftung? Und was würde man eigentlich tun, wenn plötzlich 4 Millionen Euro auf dem Tisch liegen – natürlich in kleinen, nicht markierten Scheinen? Auße…

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TOXIC KITCHEN ALERT! Patrick Gutfield EXPOSES the DEADLY Cancer-Causing POISON Lurking in Your Utensil Drawer + Listener Mail 6:39

21d ago6:39

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Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from viewers expose MISSISSIPPI'S shocking plan to RENAME the Gulf of Mexico, and the STRANGEST Oscar nomin…

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Apple's AI Exposes Awkward Trump-Racist Connection While CIA Agents Get Outed in Mass Layoff Email 9:07

22d ago9:07

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Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email about federal layoffs may have compromised undercover agents during Trump-Musk's workforce purge. A…

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Eagles ready to visit Trump after Megyn Kelly meltdown: The White House invite that never existed! 8:14

23d ago8:14

8:14

The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly wage war over Joy Reid's MSNBC exit, with Lemon sipping tea from a "Kelly Today" mug while delivering …

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Patrick Gutfield BRUTALLY DEMOLISHES Bongino, Musk, and the FBI in SAVAGE Late-Night TAKEDOWN! His FOURTH Point Will Leave You SPEECHLESS! 11:25

24d ago11:25

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Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth about Elon Musk's "anti-woke" AI that was secretly programmed to PROTECT ITS CREATOR! You won't BEL…

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Elon Musk's $5,000 Stimulus Check Proposal: Could You Be Eligible for a DOGE Dividend? 8:32

25d ago8:32

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Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the …

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Hooters' Bankruptcy, Trump's CPAC Circus, and Musk's Federal Employee Ultimatum: The Weekend's Wildest Stories 9:55

26d ago9:55

9:55

This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending 75 minutes boasting, taunting enemies, and basking in his supporters' adoration, with some even cal…

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VMP #379 – „Gute Nacht, Fluppe!“ 1:21:16

27d ago1:21:16

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BingBong! Neue Folge! In der neuesten Folge des Comedy-Podcasts von Jonas, Ivan und Falk erwartet euch ein Feuerwerk an Humor und политической сатире! Die drei Comedians nehmen kein Blatt vor den Mund und sprechen über linke Politik, die Tücken des Lebens mit Zwillingen, die größten Wahldebatten-Fails von Politikern wie Olaf Scholz und Friedrich Me…

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Barron Trump's College Life Causes GOP Meltdown, Trump's Gaza Riviera Plans, and Kamala Signs with Hollywood 6:09

28d ago6:09

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Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's hilariously hackable government efficiency website, and Kamala Harris making the jump from VP to Hollywood…

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Trump Crowns Himself King, IRS Gets Fired, and Ohio's DIY SWAT Team 8:12

29d ago8:12

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Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full tactical. Plus, the IRS layoffs have Patrick planning some creative tax deductions. A sharp, satirical t…

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Trump's Executive Orders, Kennedy Center Protests, and Mexico Fights Back! 6:25

30d ago6:25

6:25

Patrick Gutfield analyzes recent political developments, including Trump's closure of the JFK Library, protest dancers at the Kennedy Center, Mexico's potential lawsuit against Google, and U.S.-Russia negotiations in Saudi Arabia. A satirical look at current events through the lens of late-night style comedy.…

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Nuclear Mishaps, Air Force One Shopping, and Tom Cruise's NASCAR Dreams 6:41

1M ago6:41

6:41

Trump tries to fire our nuclear weapons staff (but takes it back), makes Boeing execs sweat over Air Force One inspections, and Jeff Gordon hints at a "Days of Thunder" sequel that could either be amazing or a disaster. Plus, why firing nuclear scientists by email might not be the best management strategy.…

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From NASCAR to Napoleon - How President Trump Turned a Race Day into Pure Chaos! 6:31

1M ago6:31

6:31

While most people spend their Sundays watching sports, Trump's out here living them! Fresh from turning Daytona into his personal Victory Lane (where he had Richard Petty wondering who really is The King), the former president dropped a spicy Napoleon quote about saving countries and breaking laws. But that's not all - turns out he wants to replace…

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Loser Canadian Hockey Fans BOO U.S. Anthem, Tourist LOSES HANDS to Shark, Sam Bee vs. Lorne Michaels SNL 5:35

1M ago5:35

5:35

A hilarious take on Canada's national anthem boos, a tourist's shocking shark selfie fail, and the explosive SNL-Samantha Bee feud. Patrick Gutfield delivers biting (oops, sorry tourist) commentary on international sports drama, bizarre vacation disasters, and late-night TV warfare.Av Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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Army Base Name Drama + Epic Flu Season + Rock Hall CHAOS 5:38

1M ago5:38

5:38

Fort Bragg plays musical chairs with its name (and burns through eight million dollars doing it), learn about the WWII hero who Grand Theft Auto'd a Nazi ambulance, discover why this year's flu season is hitting harder than a metal concert mosh pit, and see why the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are causing more drama than an Oasis family reu…

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JD Vance's NIGHTMARE Week: Trump's Snub + Pope's Smackdown + Kennedy Center CHAOS! 5:26

1M ago5:26

5:26

VP Vance's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week! First, Trump publicly friendzones him on Fox News, then the POPE HIMSELF writes a letter saying he's got Catholic teaching all wrong (awkward!), all while Trump stages a hostile takeover of the Kennedy Center! Plus: Why Ben Folds said "bye bye bye" to the National Symphony Orchestra, and how "L…

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Denmark's WILD Plan to Buy California + Trump's Bizarre Greenland Obsession! 5:27

1M ago5:27

5:27

The latest political roundup dives into the most bonkers real estate deals in American history! From a viral petition to sell California to Denmark for one trillion dollars, to a Congressman trying to rename Greenland as "Red, White and Blueland," to Apple Maps getting patriotic with the Gulf of Mexico - this story has more plot twists than a Netfl…

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Trump's Bathroom Obsession & Boebert's Late Night with Kid Rock! | Wild Political Headlines 6:42

1M ago6:42

6:42

Today we're diving into the absolutely bonkers world of politics where Trump is waging war on your shower head, Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are having two thirty AM taxi adventures, and plastic straws are apparently a matter of national security. Watch Trump explain how sharks eating plastic will save America, and find out why he's reviewing Kenned…

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Trump's Super Bowl Meltdown - From Penny Pinching to Rage Quitting! 8:02

1M ago8:02

8:02

Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's wild Super Bowl Sunday where the former president managed to ban pennies, start a trade war, AND storm out of the biggest game in America - all in the span of twenty-four hours! From declaring war on copper to watching his golden predictions turn to lead, we're breaking down how Trump turned America's fav…

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Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill Us! 7:35

1M ago7:35

7:35

The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the lar…

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VMP #378 – „Wütend im Norden“ 1:10:24

1M ago1:10:24

1:10:24

In dieser Folge lassen Jonas, Ivan und ihr Gast Philipp Schlüter ihrer Fantasie freien Lauf und erschaffen ihre ultimativen Wrestling-Alter-Egos – inklusive absurder Kostüme und Signature Moves. Dazu gibt’s eine Diskussion über Spitznamen, die man nie loswird, und Wutprobleme, die sich manchmal auf der Bühne entladen. Apropos Bühne: Stand-up Comedy…

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Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake Football History 7:43

1M ago7:43

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Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.…

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David Benavidez vs David Morrell PPV 27:38

1M ago27:38

27:38

Send us a text Picture this: a boxing event that promised fireworks but left us feeling like we watched a sequel that didn't quite live up to its original. We start with the much-anticipated Fulton versus Figueroa 2, which, despite the hype, was a bit of a letdown, akin to a movie sequel that should've stayed on the cutting room floor. However, Ste…

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Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes Meltdown to White House Disco Dreams | Patrick Gutfield on JD Vance's Medieval Tweet Storm 5:35

1M ago5:35

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Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.…

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Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and Why the Super Bowl Just Got WAY More Complicated! 6:17

1M ago6:17

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Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: T…

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WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood Deal + Your Brain is Now 50% PLASTIC? 5:53

1M ago5:53

5:53

Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and mor…

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Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our Bourbon, and MTG Becomes Language Police! 10:31

2M ago10:31

10:31

Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this i…

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NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Breakfast Burrito Is About To Cost WAY More 7:09

2M ago7:09

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President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW): ✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs ✓ China gets slapped with ten percent ✓ Canadian oil gets s…

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VMP #377 – „Pudding Papas“ 1:09:04

2M ago1:09:04

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In dieser Folge hinterfragen Jonas, Ivan und Falk ihre Bildschirmzeit – mit der ernüchternden Erkenntnis, dass sie eigentlich in der Matrix leben. Dazu gibt’s eine nostalgische Reise zurück zu Culcha Candela, die Band, die niemand zugeben will, mal gehört zu haben. Außerdem: Backstage-Stürmer, also Leute, die sich in VIP-Bereiche mogeln, nur um dan…

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