The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rapping with Mark Zuckerberg, teenagers changing the world through science, and life on a commercial set. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the creation of a women's proffesional baseball league, accidently having too many fancy mice, and the Pentagon failing its audit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Kno…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Olympic horses winning military medals, cops eating samosas, and 77 year old cake. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Suppo…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the comfort that comes from terrible ninja movies, Trumps first office appointments, and 43 Monkeys on the run. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Tw…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Weezer Blue, Michelin star ice cream, and the most beautiful bat in the world. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support t…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election, shady ambulance practices and Elon buying votes. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- S…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Giant Pumpkin contest and African wildcats being found in ChicagoNo Bonus Episodes next week. See you next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprodu…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's ankle recovery, a spoiled kid using AI on his school paper, and how to gather 800 parots. No Bonus Episodes the next 2 weeks. See you next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC trying birth control on rats, how deep racoons roll, and the monster that is Kevin O'leary. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting 4 years on the pod, chubby bears, Mcdonald's finally makes the right decision, and the new cost to dream Mega. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduct…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LAPD not understanding how magnets and electricity work, Pras being confused by Lauryn Hill being herself, and a new use for vibrators. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Tw…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Eric Adams doing everything wrong, the fight over a homerun ball, and Gastor finally adjusting to life after Boarshead. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduc…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the large amount of elderly in Japan, Pablo Escobar's Hippos, and hanging out at famous cemetaries. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProd…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding out your father is alive 3 years after you cremated him, the Turkey Leg Hut experience, and an easy day at the office for a group of cops. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provid…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Home Depot hustling customers, teens feeling unprepared for life and children running errands on their own. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoM…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the 1000 bottles of baby oil, the fall off of deli meats, and other things making Gastor's week a tough one. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitt…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the illusion of the "high-life" of an artist, pastors going crazy in Vegas, and when to give up on a dream swim. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: …
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Ep. 203 - Don't Thank Me, Thank Ghostface
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the debate despite not seeing it, bootleg team mascots, and the curse of dynamic pricing. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teenages coming into their own, when a crime requires too much, and the magic of ghost kitchens. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduct…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sexually deprived dolphins, being stuck on a cruise for 3 months, and how long it would take your job to notice that you died at your desk. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by K…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about peaking into other worlds, everyone dealing with identity theft, and Oreo's jumping the Shark. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's recent trip, meth-laced candy in New Zealand, and more ants are coming for us! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kno…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about astronauts stuck in space for months, and a couple charging $300 for guest to come to their wedding On the road - No bonus episode next week. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of the Olympics, give props to Peacock, and Drake's 100 gigs. On the road - No bonus episodes the next 2 weeks. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduc…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Mercury in Retrograde, spicy chips hospitalizes children in Japan, and exploding soda cans due to summer heat. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Kamala's running mate, Jon Voight getting out of pocket, and standing by Boar's Head. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what Olympic games they've been watching, and Celine Dion Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the presidential drop out, Florida vacations and sneakers. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their differing views on the new Common and Pete Rock project, airborne hippos, and the slowing of the Earth's core. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns …
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a flood in a Mexican city leads to 200 crocodiles running around, the new iOS 18 updates, and the mystery of a wallaby! No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Gu…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding peace at your angriest while in a Burger King/Popeyes, Irish crushes, and a century old stick of butter. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: …
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC finally discovering trash cans with lids, banned chemical in our citrus soda and the international flight that turned around because of food poisoning. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Col…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about virgin birth by a boa constrictor, drugs hidden inside of Taco Bell food, and ants amputate their own Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPr…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about raw dogging flights, happy people in Finland, and living skin on robots Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a gamer flying to Florida to attack another gamer, police in Alaska saving a moose, and George Santos trying his best. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Insta…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a poop protest in France, more elephant attacks, and NASA on the hook for the damage caused by space debris to a local home. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyp…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how a Facebook post ruined a family's vacation, how often we should do laundry, and Elon Musk demanding money back from people he fired. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about contaminated bottled water, a large group of twins graduating from the same middle school, and elephants using names for each other. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of K…
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**Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt ** In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twit…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the pettiness level of a country, potential scary spiders, and the lack of marijuana at Martha's Vineyard. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMe…
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Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support thi…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercy…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions …
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Ep. 187 - Walk Away from the Crown
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Panera Bread finally phasing out it's charged lemonade, the death of Starbucks culture, and what it takes to get punched in the face at Subway. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided …
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