We try our best to keep the podcast afloat in the wake of the election results. How’d we do? Marissa talks about why we eat what we eat on Thanksgiving. Pete tries to derail her several times, but she’s a professional. What’s your comfort food? What happened in November that doesn’t suck? Do you dry […]…

For a special edition Halloween episode, Marissa and Pete discuss the merits of Chat GPT’s top 16 Halloween candies and try to convince one another that their pick should move on. Our loyal Patrons helped break a few ties, too. Will your favorite candy make it to the Frightening Four? Who will win the championship? […]…

Halloween is here, and so are Spirit Halloween stores! Pete digs into the business, the employees, and the movie. Marissa went to New York City, Pete heard a lot of Marissa instead of music, and both hosts tell you which classic Halloween figure they’d befriend or date. Have you seen Spirit Halloween: The Movie? Have […]…

You think your sperm is better than mine? Oh, wait, it IS better than mine, according to some banks. Marissa fertilizes the egg that is our minds when she examines just how much work goes into donating and qualifying to do so. Have you been to 31pumpkinlane.com yet? Would you date Rob Lowe’s son? What […]…

Can Pete stretch this topic out to an entire show? It’s a rambling one, where we discuss what things can be haunted, what makes something dead, and how magic is in the eye of the beholder. You’ll also learn where Bruce Lee is buried. Have you ever had a haunted machine in your life? What […]Av Y'all Heard?

It’s here: Oreo Coke. And we’re trying it live! After that, Marissa shares a bit about what orcas have been up to. You know, their trends. Is Free Willy just as deranged as Flipper? Is Oreo Coke a hit? What animal phrases do you like? What do you think of our unsolicited opinions on Jenna […]Av Y'all Heard?

We’re always sleepy, so let’s talk about sleep! We’ll learn about the woman who slept for 32 years, polyphasic sleep, and hibernation. Marissa talks about a nude man, Alex weighs in on flag politics, Michael shares Oreo excitement, Pete doesn’t like it when his legs touch, and so much more. More important than any of […]…

Have you ever applied for a job and wondered if anyone looked at your application? What if you found out that the job didn’t even exist? Marissa tells us all about this disturbing trend. Pete likes Starburst water, Marissa went canoeing in e coli, and we both want Marissa to get work. Do you have […]…

Listener– my uncle, mentioned at the beginning, passed away. This is a little haphazardly edited, but I’ll be back to a production genius next time. Anyway, I (Pete) cover the 2024 Olympics… pre-Olympics, I guess? Listen to this, then go back in time a little. What sport would you train a lifetime to compete in?…

Marissa explores her experience and research regarding evangelism while trapped in a ride-share. Are these isolated incidents? Turns out it’s a trend, and one that’s not against the rules. Pete has no AC, Marissa has bugs, and we both have a fun time making this podcast for you. What would your Uber theme be? Where […]…

It’s hot, summer’s here, and we’re talking about these monoliths that have appeared in the news and why no one has any good theories about them. Also, keep your eyes out of Marissa’s yard! Does your butt surprise you? Do you have any fun monolith theories?Av Y'all Heard?

This was supposed to go up 2 weeks ago. Sorry!! This episode we break the news that we’re going to bi-weekly (and not the twice a week kind). We also talk about how gross hot tubs are and why pigeons bob their heads. Did you think we quit? Who’s fault do you think this gaff […]Av Y'all Heard?

It’s a summer-style rerun of Marissa saying “dog” a lot. Before your next BBQ, get some knowledge to drop. Marissa goes deep into the case(-ing) of a division of the American Meat Institute. Later, she’s going to an Eagles game! Pete’s hanging in there and is excited for horror movie season. When will Marissa cover […]…

On this special episode of the podcast, we talk about when things going into the public domain. After learning about some properties joining the public domain in the coming years, we pitch one another on how they could be adapted with the same grace and care as Pooh: Blood and Honey. Which is your favorite […]…

This week, Pete curates clips from two classic episodes about birds. We’ll have a special new show next week. Do you miss us??Av Y'all Heard?

This week, we’re looking at the boob tube. HA! This is a funny podcast. Pete tells Marissa all about Onlyfans TV and all their safe-for-work content. Why did they bother? We don’t know! This is the first of a semi-hiatus that we’re taking. Find out more in the episode. Who would you pay to see […]Av Y'all Heard?

This week’s episode to the rescue! Pete explores what a real life superhero is and how you can become one. We also talk turn signal rage, Charlie’s Angels, and hero fashion. What would your superhero name be?Av Y'all Heard?

This week Marissa talks about hysteria– what it means, what people thought it meant, and how to treat it. We also talk about Marissa’s meeting her quirky ass doctor, us having weird neighbors, and catching the elusive uterus. Got any weird neighbor stories? Do you know where your uterus is right now?…

Are you not an organ donor because you think they’ll let you die for organs? You’re not alone. This week Pete talks about stuff related to organ donation and how it’s okay if you do or don’t do it. Marissa isn’t grossed out, either. What an episode of surprises! We also talk about medical superpowers, […]…

Marissa is a little sick this week, but she pushes through it to tell you all about the origin of adulting, what it is, and why it sucks. We’re talking about the word here, not the actual practice. We think about what words bother us and a less specific version of this story. What words […]Av Y'all Heard?

BY REQUEST! Today we cover Bean Dad of 2021. Pete goes from embarrassed about how much research he did to weirdly prepared for most of Marissa’s questions. We also talk Easter, the time of day, and grace. What do you think of Bean Dad? Can you use a manual can opener?Av Y'all Heard?

This week– the show we tried to do last week. Where does your poo go? What’s your doodie doing? All that and more! What’s the best travel method for pooping? What are you looking forward to in warm weather?Av Y'all Heard?

Technical challenges led to another lost show. Not since Unleaded Gas have we lost a show. It was a busy week all around and we didn’t have time, so enjoy two more women from history! Do you know how to fix Pete’s mic software? Do you want to take some of the load off of […]Av Y'all Heard?

Pete’s audio is still making him sound like he’s not laughing at Marissa, but he is. Like, at appropriate times. Anyway, he talks about some cool women from history, Alex tells us about pig butchering scams, and Marissa gives us an Oscars recap. If these women were alive, which would you want us to interview […]…

This is a weird one. Marissa questions her abilities, Skype won’t pick up Pete’s laughs, and someone snorted dust. In the meantime, Marissa manages to cover a theory connecting lead to violent crime. Will she win you over? Who is Mother Jones?Av Y'all Heard?

What’s the deal with Brand Power commercials? You probably wondered that, but moved on like a normal person. This week, Pete explores the brand power of Brand Power. Pete buys a computer, Marissa gets a therapist, and we both drool over chocolate covered cereal. Have you been duped? How do you say reggaeton? Do you […]…

This week Marissa digs into some of the failed ventures of that bad human who ran the country once. We also talk about food we’d marry, what cars Marissa would drive, and more Coke Creation exclusives. Did you get K-Wave? Do you have any icebreaker suggestions for us? Have you rated us in your podcast […]…

This week, Pete panders to Marissa and covers Coca-Cola Creations. What do dreams taste like, anyway? We also talk about other things, but this week, I can’t remember what– I’m posting it late. If our podcast was a food, what do you think it would be? What flavor should Coke Create next?Av Y'all Heard?

Strap on your suspenders and get your ax. This episode we head into the folklore world of lumberjacks. Fearsome critters? More like silly critters! We also talk about our worst jobs, our favorite substack, and how we see with our eyes. Do you want Marissa to drive you around? Do you want to sleep for […]…

Marissa went to Panera and found out that death lemonade is still on the menu. Are you as clueless as Pete was? Then this is a must-hear for you. What did you do for Groundhog Day? Have you tried this charged lemonade? Will you give Pete a pass even though he sounded ableist twice in […]Av Y'all Heard?

What does it mean when your nose itches? Your right foot? What about your eye? This week we discover what itches mean, spiritually, and we compile a definitive list of what they really mean. Did we miss a part that you want to come up with a meaning for? Have you seen Saltburn? Are you […]Av Y'all Heard?

The build-up, drama, and threads continue to grow in episode 2 of season 3. Plus, new interviews with the show’s creator (not interviews I did, but I report on them). Have anything to add? Email yallheardpod@gmail.com. Support the show at patreon.com/yallheard.Av Y'all Heard?

I admit that I am a little tired this week for the intro, but we have a fun episode of Marissa exploring Blue Monday, the day, not the song. I assure you this episode contains talk of Blue Lives Matter, piss play, hot dawgs, lil’ smokies, and roach allergies. What do you think of Nathan […]Av Y'all Heard?

Don’t worry– this isn’t our new show art! Instead, it is an homage to the topic of this episode: how silly game shows are. We catch up from the last few weeks and find out what we won’t do in 2024. Then Pete makes Marissa increasingly upset about game shows. Would you be on a […]Av Y'all Heard?

How do you want to start 2024? With one of our memorable episodes from 2023! What do Kathy Bates, Frankie Muniz, and Drew Barrymore have in common? Well, did you read the title of this episode? They all did mobile game ads. But how? Why? Well, we don’t know the answers, but this episode contains […]Av Y'all Heard?

As we enjoy some time away, we hope you enjoy some extra stuff from us individually– Riss’ Gossip Grille covers freakin’ Taylor Swift, Amada Bynes, Guy Fieri, snacks, and more. Pete explains what it’s like to watch a movie that is a commercial, but has no commercials, yet still has commercial breaks. Like these shows? […]…

We made it! Time for the holidays, time for our 300th episode, time for meat horror, time to hear from our listeners, time for Nicole J. Butler, time for red and green, and time for Santa’s elves being tied to a possible ancient “Aryan” race. Why do you think it’s red and green? What other […]Av Y'all Heard?

In episode #299, Marissa cannot resist talking about people eating shoes. This episode she explains one filmmaker whose promise to eat a shoe was upheld only by his own honor (or desire for attention). Pete makes an embarrassing purchase, Marissa’s into Perverts, and both dish on their most controversial Christmas takes. What’s the weirdest chip [……

Pete delves into a cryptid that was big in the 90’s. It was allegedly spotted in grocery stores across the country. But what was it? Where did it come from? And did it come from a foursome? These questions will be answered, along with how to say water, traffic incidents, and more! Our 300th episode […]…

These guys are a week off. Oh, it may seem that way, but this episode has a bit of history and explanation to show you that we aren’t. We also talk about Thanksgiving, stuff we’ve bought, and promote the new Every Day Is Groundhog Day podcast. Did you partake in any big deals this year? […]Av Y'all Heard?

This week is a rerun of our April 2019 episode, but with a little extra intro to let you know this is still in the news. It’s a fun episode and we hope you enjoy the looks of your Thanksgiving meal. Marissa serves up a video game ice-breaker and Pete has more energy than he […]Av Y'all Heard?

Have you seen Movie 43? Whether this is an episode to preview something you haven’t (and shouldn’t) see or you’re here for a walk down traumatic memory lane, Pete is ready to take you on a journey. Pete bought a chicken tree-topper, Marissa stepped in dog shit, and Alex intros the show. Send us your […]…

Marissa digs into savory gelatin in this episode. Find out what that means and a lot more. This episode description is short because I keep losing it each time I write it. Can you eat potatoes in jello? Can you believe there’s not a Bill Cosby joke in this episode? Are you Mormon?Av Y'all Heard?

This week we talk about cloning pets and how totally effed up it is, even if it helps some people emotionally (wait, does it?). We also hear from Alex and Alisha, Pete proposes redoing the opening, Marissa’s house is haunted, and we got ourselves a new email address! What should our new intro be? Would […]…

The gang goes back to their roots doing a split episode with breaks from callers in between segments. Pete suffers from broken brain, Marissa gets cash in the mail, and we talk candy trades. Do you have any help for Pete? Do you want to call with a late scary story? Would you date Samara […]Av Y'all Heard?

Marissa exposes the happenings that lead people to believe movies/productions are cursed. Deaths during filming, fires burning sets, helicopters and more all haunt films to this day. How far removed can a related death be on a cursed movie? Do you have a better icebreaker? Know a food that will change the color of Marissa’s […]…

Pete brings in October with some stuff on cyber witches, starting with possible fraud, checking in with TikTok, and revisiting floppy disks. As you know, since we took a week off, we fumble through the intro, but we get the broom flying straight eventually. What would power you as a witch? Do you like breakfast […]…

Marissa takes over with a Gossip Grille for the masses. It’s not a previously on Patreon episode– this one’s all new. We talk about what’s been going on in the gossip world and why Page Six beats TMZ any day of the week. What do you think of this gossip? Did we miss something?Av Y'all Heard?

This episode, Marissa examines the relationship between two musical icons who were sometimes compared to one another. Hear about the time James Brown brought them on stage and when being involved in “We Are the World” didn’t really appeal to one of them. We talk a bit about Halloween music, dreams, and Disney, too. What’s […]…

Football season is among us and we could honestly care less. But you know what Pete loves? Mascots! This week he shows off some notable mascots from across the country. He may even mention your favorite team. Do you agree with Marissa’s mascot ratings? What do you think the Giants mascot should be?Av Y'all Heard?