Do you think you're secretly a chicken? Eve and Cath enter the world of furries and the Annual Furry Convention, a place where you can dress up as any animal you choose. But if you think they're weird, how about the artists who want to celebrate the Earth by...erm...shagging it? Or the vegans who want vegan underwear. *Edible* vegan underwear? This…

Has anyone NOT slept with Colin Farrell? Kerry Katona claims he propositioned her but she turned him down which makes Eve and Cath very suspicious. We move from discussing the truth of this claim to an Australian comedian who is ripping the piss out of Instagram stars by trying to replicate their improbable yoga poses (and failing). That's the last…

No that isn't a giant brown bollock in the photo, it's a funeral egg. The idea is that when you die they put your body in the egg and plant a tree on top of it. Eve thinks this is a great way to go, Cath is all the nopes about it and wants to be embalmed in a glass casket like Lenin. We also talk about a mother who had her own child drugged and abd…

Why do women wear frocks to the Oscars? And why did the whole world have a melt down when Jenny Beavan wore a leather jacket instead? Eve and Cath investigate, then look closely at feminist porn. Very closely. Curiosity satisfied we then round up with a few OMG stories: a Killer Sex Cucumber, a Romanian housewife who pulled off her husband's testic…