Cheek Clappers podcast

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Bean Hijab 1:11:41

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In this episode we deal with AN EXTREME APOCALYPTIC POWER CUT EVENT and talk about Mr. Bean, Hijabs, McDonalds and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

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The Doughnut of Surprise 1:24:48

for 13 weeks siden1:24:48

1:24:48

In this episode we talk about big black asses, paranoid DNA, Tara being afraid of children, flying machines and much more. We also introduce our BRAND NEW SHOW which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop

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BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT 1:05:51

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1:05:51

There is a shorter, censored version of this uploaded to YouTube which you can check out here if you want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYhJmAUPRL0

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Me So Horny 1:19:24

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1:19:24

This is a video episode but we're uploading the audio here as well. Check it out on our Patreon if you want to see the video: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Also available on Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6640by-me-so-horny.html

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A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special 54:43

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54:43

This is just an audio version of the Christmas video we uploaded to YouTube this morning. Check it out here!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqiTl2nXjk - Tara is dressed as Santa.

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Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery) 1:26:49

for 25 weeks siden1:26:49

1:26:49

In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Storm Preppers Halloween Special 43:50

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In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff) 28:14

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In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler 1:08:10

for 34 weeks siden1:08:10

1:08:10

We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Rock Hard 50:04

for 35 weeks siden50:04

50:04

In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Bike Fixers 55:11

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55:11

In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Da Phat Olympics 42:56

for 37 weeks siden42:56

42:56

In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen) 1:28:50

for 39 weeks siden1:28:50

1:28:50

WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova) 1:43:09

for 40 weeks siden1:43:09

1:43:09

In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais) 1:01:24

for 41 weeks siden1:01:24

1:01:24

We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery) 1:11:25

for 47 weeks siden1:11:25

1:11:25

On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen) 1:21:33

for 48 weeks siden1:21:33

1:21:33

In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland) 1:06:21

for 49 weeks siden1:06:21

1:06:21

In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis) 1:14:37

for 49 weeks siden1:14:37

1:14:37

Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam) 2:18:37

for 49 weeks siden2:18:37

2:18:37

In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF --------------------------------------- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Shroom Clappers 2:01:29

for 1 year siden2:01:29

2:01:29

We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

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The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom 1:21:44

for 1 year siden1:21:44

1:21:44

Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime 2:27:00

for 1 year siden2:27:00

2:27:00

In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-time-with-harry-slime/id1529155923 https://www.youtube.com/@harryslime69…

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I'm Not Gonna Die This Way 1:18:50

for 1 year siden1:18:50

1:18:50

WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond 1:40:45

for 1 year siden1:40:45

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Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be found on any podcast app: http://www.brothersoftheserpent.com/ If you'd like to watch the video of this podcast you can find it here: www.youtube.com/BigDome1…

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Fuck Your Life UP 1:00:50

for 1 year siden1:00:50

1:00:50

WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/…

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Peru vs. Australia 1:28:17

for 1 year siden1:28:17

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In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/…

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Should've Worn a Diaper That Night 1:07:32

for 1 year siden1:07:32

1:07:32

WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Food Poisoning? 2:45:05

for 1 year siden2:45:05

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WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, and even then some of you may not like it at all. We will be doing more normal episodes soon, it's just been a really tough period and we haven't had the opportunity to record. Check our Patreon if you want to hear some episodes that don't contain vomiting and diarrhea sounds. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Omracer, We Need to Talk. 37:22

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This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff going on at the moment, but hopefully soon we'll be able to get back in the studio. The Patreon is still busy though, so get on there if you're not already and you want to get clapped. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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HAMas 52:19

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52:19

In this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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You Don't Actually Eat Hot Food 1:10:58

for 2 years siden1:10:58

1:10:58

In this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Fuck It 1:08:36

for 2 years siden1:08:36

1:08:36

BOOM! Cheek Clappers is back with an absolute banger. We talk about giving away a free bed frame to some angry youths, squirting, arse cramps, infant mortality, zoos, Gregg Wallace and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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You Can't Force The Funnies 1:21:26

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This one starts out funny and then we fall into SERIOUSNESS and DEPRESSION. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

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Sleep Whackers/Question Time 2:06:58

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This is two episodes combined. First we talk about a terrifying incident in which Tara was assaulted in her sleep, then later on we answer questions from a list Tara found on the internet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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OAP Fighters 1:14:38

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On this episode we talk about a recent incident with our neighbours that ended with me having a (sort of) fight with an old man. We also talk about food, fat people, Jordan Peterson's daughter and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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Flavoured Condoms 1:01:00

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We start off this episode by talking about flavoured condoms and then we invent our own flavours. After that we read some listener correspondence and talk about sluts, prostitutes, sobriety and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

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The World Is Not As It Seems 1:29:09

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Things get freaky on this one. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic

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Life Fucked The Shit Out of Me and I'm Sick of Everything Being Wrong 1:11:23

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In this one I talk about my DAY FROM HELL while Tara tries her best to derail it with POINTLESS and SHITTY interjections about NOTHING. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL…

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Start Again 1:11:36

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In this one we try to start again after a bad weekend. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL The Bus Driver: A Revenge Story: https://bit.ly/44jbsvd…

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Remember When Pride Was a Sin? (ft. Chris D'Elia) 1:41:42

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We get deep on this one talking about Pride and various other things. Chris D'elia also stops by at one point. Check out my new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

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Don't Rape 1:03:55

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We're BACK (in the studio)! We talk about the variety of Oloffs out there, Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Blur vs. Oasis, incest, Two and a Half Men, pedos, technology, a rotund gentleman eating sweets on the train, me being humiliated by a little girl in a shop and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

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No More Monkey Business 1:21:18

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In this one we take 2C-B and go for a walk. The first half hour or so is a bit slow but then it gets good after that. We talk about scooters, wanking challenges, perverts, Xenia, Christian films, Sabrina the Teenage Witch being ugly, fucking the shit out of Laura Woods and the time I took a shit in a garden. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

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Pieter Tritton ("Posh Pete"): Surviving Ecuadorian Prison, Drug Trafficking, Addiction & More 58:34

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Today on Cheek Clappers we are joined by Pieter Tritton (also known as "Posh Pete"), a Cardiff university student turned drug trafficker who spent almost a decade in the Ecuadorian prison system. This was a really enjoyable and interesting interview about a range of topics including mentally surviving prison, the allure of trafficking, redemption, drug addiciton, the prevalence of cocaine in society and much more. If you haven't already I heard it I recommend first checking out Pete's story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aalyCoUMbkQ You can also buy his book here: https://books2read.com/u/mVgK82 Watch the full video interview on my other channel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvugegx3R0 ------------------------ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

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For Concrete 1:56:04

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This is a good one. First I relive some INFURIATING family memories and get some stuff off my chest and then we talk about what foods black and white people eat, a guy fucking a crocodile and me fucking a dolphin. Then later on we go for an evening stroll and Tara takes a trip down memory lane to tell us some more depraved stories from the boarding school from hell. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

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