For, like, really serious adventurers. If you're thinking of going pro with the whole hero thing but lack confidence, this is the podcast for you. It's a twice-weekly, mostly-fictional fantasy podcast that considers keyword stuffing to be a lost art form. (Fantasy Podcast, DnD Podcast, Tabletop Gaming, RPG Podcast, Dungeon Master Podcast). Adventure with a show where the quick wits are almost as fast as the magic missile hits. If you’re a fan of storytellers like Douglas Adam, Yahtzee Croshaw, or Monty Python, we suggest you go listen, read and, or start a Reddit post about their wonderful work. But, if you have five minutes to spare and have been perma-banned from Reddit, then maybe listen to our tales of swipes and ill-fated plans instead of swiping on Instagram. Or don’t, honestly. You’ve got to decide if you really need another podcast in your life. I mean, odds are this one won’t be around for any longer than a month or two anyway. Oh hey, dungeons are dangerous, and so is listening to podcasts. That’s why we self-rate our shows. That way, if you have kids, aging parents, or complex sensibilities, you can make sure that listening to Fight Dragons Win Prizes is right for you. The good time goblins gave our show a PG rating. We NEVER use traditional curse words or swears, and DO NOT vividly describe the effects of combat or "taking that dungeon date back to your shanty." We also believe dungeons are a place for slicing and dicing, not for talking politics or the personal beliefs of the pens pushing the stuff that barely counts as entertainment. With that said, you can expect lots of gross combat and complicated love triangles. There’ll be plenty of moderate descriptions of heroic acts involving swords, axes, claymores, daggers, morning stars, throwing stars, potted plants, and the occasional food item. Jokes are part of any good tale of slaying, so expect the occasional break room appropriate-ish joke (note: This does not apply to break rooms inside companies who mention “HR” or “Weekly Huddles” more than once a month). Patreon https://patreon.com/FightDragonsWinPrizes Website: fightdragonswinprizes.com Instagram @fightdragonswinprizes (please don't follow, or we'll feel compelled to post meaningless social media drivel) Media Requests: media@fightdragonswinprizes.com