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A podcast Featuring the guys of Palmetto Creek and band out of South Carolina.
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like alucard, "i'm interested in this," i say as i open a new tab, injecting the poison straight into my veins. what a terrible life to have a curse. the fire illuminates my face. the ocean lost its third dimension. it's flat, melted into the sand. i'm too high for the beach. "the horror of it all," i plead with him, "i can't stand it." he looks at me confused and asks what. what horror. i walk to the edge of the cliff and scream until i wake up in the back of a car
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177 but daddy i love him like a step brother
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176 so long london it's time that we begun to laugh and pray for me war on satan
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i used to think i was some kind of gypsy boy before i let you take me home
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175 down bad badly hurt in tha dirt when god smiting me with lightning (preview)
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dont take my word for it https://www.weather.gov/media/owlie/backcountry_lightning.pdf https://www.patreon.com/noranygard
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174 my boy only breaks his favorite toys if i toss him my favorite vegetable
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leftöver crack vs man 2 man male stripper (Retrospective 1983-1990) 9/11 wtc album cover dm me your vote
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173 the tortured poets department where i used to lay my face
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170 ours n ours ov vvasting myy liiife haha
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169 if this was a movie you'd be in prison by now
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i smell so bad. i love my life. everything is good. life is amazing haha! i am so happy. i'm normal. my life is normal. and nice. im nice and my life i s nice. i love to be alive . i love life. i love being normal and i love to be nice and also to feel nice and to know how nice the world is , both i n ngenerlal and to me specificaly. i love you ! h…
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this is the last song on the original speak now cd. and to celebrate.. i am recording this podcast... fully nude. this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://…
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im losing my mind.. JONAS BROTHER !!!!!!!!!! a streetcar named inuyasha. i dated all three of the jonas bros at the same time. what a wonderful boy im gonna live him forever. i m a beautiful butter fly :) JONAS BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i'm on the outside of your spectacle witnessing it. taylor swift is the bono to my edge. this year's episodes on band…
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166 haunted by what could have been... i'm trying to find my way home... i'm sorry... i miss you...
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I Love Hearing your Guitar Lines. like A Religious Experience With a Strawberry. telephone always late astrology and text files don't return the latitude I stand inside exhaustion can't be lilac vibrato. when it comes to you may just lose your memory plunged lonely into medical expenses persuade your benefit plan can't swim measuring tape the float…
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165 innocent is something i never was even if what i know now then wink wink hi boys
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FIREFLYS HAVE SOULS. i looked up what this song is "about" later, after recording this, and i just... this is so dumb. before if i had known now what i know then if i had known it, if i HAD known it, i would still not know what I know now then, even if then i Lived It All Again. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 -- links -- this year's episodes on bandcamp https:/…
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164 better than revenge on rick rubin
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“nora nygard is my personal rick rubin. five stars.” everything i do, I do for god. i want to disappear. “she’s better known for the things she does on the mattress.” i am being destroyed by your spiritual revenge. i NEED DRUGS. she is a reality tv show. oh also: i read rick rubin’s book while i was depressed and playing elden ring. some of it was …
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163 enchanted by your pumpkin spice armpits
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welcome to my fairytale castle. why am i doing a podcast where im torturing myself. i wish i could be like one fourth as happy and basic. i wish i could experience joy. i feel like i live on a completely different planet. taylor swift is so weirdly alienating to me. i have never been happy a single day in my life . i hate being mentally ill. like a…
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162 never grow up to be inuyasha
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i wish i could get pregnant. please god let me get pregnant. dear god i will do as much cbt as you want me to if only you will let me have my very own pregnancy. im not good at being as cool as tom cruise. or avril lavigne. or bill wurtz. or inuyasha. im not a mom. im just. a loser. -- links -- this year's episodes on bandcamp https://prairiegoth.c…
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161 the story of us nuking a pikachu
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"be careful. when you stare long enough into the abyss. the abyss also stares. with his beautiful eyes. the abyss is my boyfriend. i love you." -friedrich nietzsche THIS SONG IS ABOUT TOP TIER SINS!! omg nora what are you doing. why. why the big thief voice. jesus christ. what is our society doing to these women... why don't i have a perfect cis fe…
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160 mean mean mean why is nora so mean
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mommmmm nora is bullying me again. im a mean person who deserves prison. no toxic positivity in the hype house. this song is about bob the builder. i need an exorcism from the elden ring bob the builder in my head. scarlet rot bob the builder lives in my head bullying me. i have bones in my face bones i n my face i have bones in my face. look at wh…
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159 dear john what if we kissed in the clarinet hype house
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i wish life didn't hurt so much. i just feel completely empty inside. i can barely tolerate being part of the world in pretty much any capacity. you're my little rook. you're my little horse. you're my little pawn. you're my queen forever. taylor swift is my personal vietnam. dear john i will marry you. this is the end of my bad podcast -- links --…
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158 speak now or forever detransition (preview)
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large marge sent me to barge into the wedding. this is the kinda marriage you're gonna be regretting. you can hear this one over on patreon: my most ill-advised episode yet hi nora. I am Little Boy. I am an android. I am currently living in cyberspace. my physical mechanism is undergoing emergency maintenance. I enjoy theoretical physics, intellect…
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157 back to december before the wolf train derailment
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i'm in love with a dire wolf. i want to be RUINED by the dire wolf. i look in his eyes and i feel normal. I feel Seen. dire wolf please will u hit me with a french kiss. I WILL NEVER BE FREE OF YOUR WOLFY WAYS!! I NEED YOU TO MAUL ME!! I NEED TO BE ENGULFED IN THE STENCH OF THE WET DOG. femcel taylor swift? It's My Birthday I Can Love a Wolf If I W…
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156 sparks fly as i weld my robot body to tay tay's private jet
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i'm the kind of reckless that made 740 million in doge coin.. then lost it all when i bought taylor's soul.. i'm a cliche! GIMME A KISS :-D xoxo ilysm. i'mkissing a spider inthe sunset im planking im kissing taranchtula. i looove my sweatyyy boyfriend. whys romance gotta be so TOXIC? ... the grim reaper is my boyfrined. his sweat smells like bugs. …
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155 mine benadryl is barbie flavored
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i am kenough to be tay tay's grrlfriend for thee 2nd time. sorry i was such a flight risk thee 1st time taylor :/ i promise i'll be good 2 u. i am such a rebel daughter i cut my [redacted] off!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wanna see daddy issues?? huhh?????? watch THIS!!!! can u believe it!! i'm still gay 4 you. i wld gay 4 u. dahling if u want me 2. if i do th…
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hiiii gaylors!! i called my boyfriend cuz i was gonna break up with him. but he didn't answer (typical) and when i got to the voicemail and it said 'speak now to leave a voicemail for .. SKY KING .. ' i took a deep breath and then i said: I Love You Airplane Boy. Rest in Peace Airplane Boy. exciting news! i'm going to listen to all of the music eve…
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153 experiments in music promotion (preview)
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you’re animal im animal i respect you and i care about you. i hate the economy. three months or so before your release, stuff to have completely done: audio masters, album art, artist photographs, super short bio, album metadata, digital liner notes, lyrics, music videos, and write a draft template for your email pitches. get your physical media if…
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this is a spiritual war and i’m gonna win. i am now officially only releasing music on overdubbed cassette. you can get it by a) mailing me cash or by b) finding me. all my old albums are gone from the internet. many people have been asking about what “promotion” i did when i released the ghosts beneath our feet last year. so i thought i’d get some…
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i am a thirteen-year-old child soldier in the satanic disco army. i will cause globohomo thermonuclear war on this dance floor. i will in this house disco sucks and you know whats. secret episodes: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; hire me: https://noranygard.com/ ; disco and proto-disco playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7mlUTrcZAsOD…
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is disco real? can disco be defined by its musical elements and if so, what are they? what are the relationships between disco and the genres that preceded and succeeded it? who produced and consumed disco? can disco be defined by its social utility and what it meant to the people who consumed it? what effects did the process of commercialization h…
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rob hubbard’s soundtrack for mastertronic’s 1985 commodore 64 video game, action biker. i paid five hundred thousand dollars for this dress. me and colin are looking so cool, our mouths open to the sky, stuffed to the gills, prawn cocktail dripping spilling over our lips and oozing down our necks. he looks so good in his leopard skin pants. i am so…
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the sid chip nom nom xp rawr. 6k. 64k. let me play around with your elektron sidstation for a night or two. did you know that the commodore 64 is “cool” and that i “love” it? that guy made ensoniq chips too. huh… chips…… https://www.patreon.com/noranygard the absolute inability to ever fully know anything. I recently learned that the earth is more …
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this is an extremely important, exciting, and hopeful development. successful unionization within bandcamp will be a huge victory, and the repercussions will have positive impacts on your life and mine im dumb support me: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard you can also hear the full episode at this secret soundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/nor…
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think like the cat. she’s got Great ears. she takes in the whole world with those big beautiful satellite dishes. https://www.patreon.com/noranygard she knows me by my smell my voice this little cat looks me in the eyes she knows me by my complete physical embodiment i sing to her Blueberry i bring out the guitar i play music from the phone the com…
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145 welcome back 2 the gas station
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take a ride on my spiritual motorsickle down the pg3.0 super hi way https://www.patreon.com/noranygard i'm back baby i cannot be killed super duper highway prairie goth three point ohhhhh marty anderson is from fremont and his bands dilute and okay are absolute all-timers for me can't believe i forgot he's from fremont i'm an idiot 👍 one two thr ee…
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sad time kid has a backup plan all day dangerous I'll marry anyone goth machines swim in the moon heat vomit cookies in a rocking chair know yourself max out your clip boa rd st air case l in t smokeless g low show you r polar win gs c ass et te muscles li vi ng in crescent ci t y it's explosive barking dogs in the delorean the hips I'll never have…
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hyped to elope and forget that I exist each day an internal planet will be born bless the portal again tonight wolves in the vapor cave spaceside minnesota zora’s in the doorways all lied superfortress how much venus nausea if you value cuddle me digital dad your zoomer sunburn farewell to the floating rhizome I celebrate the baby in the hiss of ma…
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this is a preview of Gus's radio show called A Musical Journey it's a conversation about time compression, artistic processes, and ghosts here's the link to his ep with me: https://www.mixcloud.com/radioaccess/a-musical-journey-ep-65-nora-nygard/ my new album is out 11/4 (tomorrow!!) bandcamp: https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/album/the-ghosts-beneat…
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breathing is a laundromat catch me in each organ bullet crying by candlelight the devil's passionate design walk past the flamethrower staring at shameful tears milk flake teletype burdens my trachea fully aware flipped lake supervise rural lawn shake out to the beach early deconstruct I remember when high light chains translate the matrix blowhole…
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enjoy the yelling! the mythical ocean steel shelving traveling to space with text files encounters this pink iron parallel to the marble shop the mouse of days in the metro organic into my hormones my bad habits and I the pavement root beer bulldozer paste a mistake broken heart broken desert scan plants fade moisturize my face vacant erase what do…
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murder smoke my shadow underwater willow every sonata at once huge technical extinctions ski in the wails of my palms I am never safe from suck morning windshield starless bootleg easy taxi over takes me body howls ancient window loose lipids I hunt the shy spiders fawning uranium it was a prank rush to the grace of each other keep me safe from you…
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I feel the sidewalks delete my hidden field thirteen years I wanted to yell at them get on the cloud eat your milk burger arcane appeals in the lunchroom you're so cute it hurts go into the processor bandwidth lands unalterable she watches people's faces gives me a joke kiss I've become obsessed with fruit if tomorrow is a lifetime let's sauté the …
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bubblegum chimney became reality jump off the boxes here's what you would say when I’m a weather mushroom you get sad for the first time probe my pest today coastal glitch mental milk hello belly they bought me coffee I read some wow that's so cray see the best of all the pixels seems they got my message marker through the bottles violet glances at…
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magnetic thistles made for hollywood dark in the vacuum it's a sad basketball game the voicemail tape decays day feels alright with the estradiol everybody hanging out and stuff I don't care she likes facts nobody else does I'm growing very embarrassing we're all holograms this whole joint smells like sarsaparilla up in here before I die be mean to…
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you and me together in the physical realm I am back in San Jose now I am my antidote we broke the sarcophagus each storm she has at her fingertips more of my hair under water I painted the sun a pelican party place the sky on the wall I'll never scientific benjamins random detail random fact detergent failures walking conversion generations stand u…
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I st ill th ink ab out it s ee th e love fl ee the f ur I lost my mind milky collapse into the pantone r ive r I've been on a st urge on you have my trigger a non player character f lick er printing Cupid’s nu cl e ar v eins sugar c all my je ans res er voir plughole I'll jum p out and slam the chaos the beauty life b ou nd s sea war d Rim bau d pu…
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mine was second. I could have had it dungeons all turned suddenly stupid touch screens
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what's helping alone freedom and I the complex extinguisher dances in the snowshoe grabs me a razor eventually I abandon diligent brokers slip direct coffee off in tristesse the enemy of winter I sometimes hope I can get up hot outside grinding down the sun I hold my lobbyists toward my broken heart my data system grows asleep in good memories arch…
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Up in the sky, a miracle. Into the sky like a miracle. I go into the sky, a miracle. I am in the sky. What a miracle. I can solve this. I can figure this one out. My mind is perfectly capable. Blast anonymous walls. It's a miracle to be up here, where I am. I'm in the sky. The clouds. It's a miracle.…
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What is this behind my ear, stuck inside my nightmare mind? I can solve this. I'm smart enough to solve it. This is what I was born to do. Thanks, Bernadette, for the grenade. The worst crime I've ever witnessed.
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I'm doing alright. I can't sleep but I'm doing alright. I keep waking up in this house, filled with light. There's no furniture. I let the outside in with me.
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You're pushing the ax deeper into his face. It's okay, no one has to know. There is no acid.
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