This week we talk about Brian's hotel prank on himself and rescuing baby ducklings from becoming balut. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

We're off this week so enjoy this old classic from the Patreon archives. Become a YouTube member to get access to the weekly members only stream and bonus shows every Friday!!! Join Here Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X

This week we talk about great vacation destinations down the Jersey Shore and why gay conversion therapy is a great place to meet guys. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about the everyday life of a traveling escort and Brian gives an update on his ever-changing status with ManyVids. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why Brian thinks lab diamonds are marketing bullshit and the time Liza Minelli's boyfriend got handsy in the hottub. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about what really happens in the VIP room and how to neg a presidential candidate. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about how excited we are that it's cherry season and what NOT to say to a celebrity psychic. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk to Athena Parisi about how she's always maximizing her efforts no matter what she's doing and why the "throat stuff" is always the most painful. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk to guest Mia Isabella about being a homebody and why you shouldn't rush into having bottom surgery cause you never know when you're gonna need that thing. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about the difference between an in-ground pool and one that's decked. Later we discuss how Brian knows a guy named Hobie Buppert and can prove it! Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we're joined by Jamie Jung. We talk about horny service animals and the imortance of well-coordinated intimacy. Checkout Jaimie's film The Wedding Night Here. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about why strip club managers in queens don't do podcasts and how a head of cabbage changed a womans life. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we're joined by Luisa Flutesy. We talk about how we wish dentists made more romantic gestures and the rare queer cromosome found in a Bostonian lab. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about why polyamory sounds like too much work and most beautiful destinations that don't extradite. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the amazing technological advancements of the 20th century and why you should never eat on the patio in Amarillo. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about our favorite birthday memories and why it's better to have a father that's an angry drunk than a crying drunk. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why you're not gay if you're attracted to trans women and the recent influx of Ukrainian step-sibling porn. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

It's Hollywood Howard's 75th birthday! We talk about how Jesus was quite the cocksman and Harvey Weintsein's big comeback. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about gloryhole etiquette and how to get rid of an irish Setter in three easy steps. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why you should never trust stage parents and what the fuck Alan Thicke's problem is. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we're joined by our pal Paul Dinin. We talk about how to score with international babes and the rise and fall of Mompov.com. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about our earliest racist memories and just how funky your feet should be to work a foot party. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about Brian's Post Office altercation and Howard's favorite porn title of all time. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the difference between YMCA and YMAC and why we'd be the hottest guys at Cedar Point. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the Belgian biker gang Brian met at the Dairy Queen and the delicate art of making incest porn. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the difference between Arabica and Robusta coffee beans and the time Brian was Jeff Goldblum's personal cabana boy. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…