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S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”
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It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end. James Ward Prowse and his dead balls. The bias of local radio What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate There’s a new email rule. Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert Gestalt Therapy A …
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S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"
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On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss: A new feature: What’s in your Gob? Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich. It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham Bisnacker Jon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in public There’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tou…
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S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?
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On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.” Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was. And… Matt reveals…
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Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls. Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jing…
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S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella
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On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us…
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S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries
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On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition. Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever" Send us any new format ideas or correspo…
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S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.
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WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books. Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy” Plus after a month off Matt ask…
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S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”
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In the second episode this week… Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time? It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our odd…
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S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...
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On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay. Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week. We put out another call to t…
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S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”
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This week: We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’ It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog. Send us any new for…
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S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"
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Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go? We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government. There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese” We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mout…
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S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”
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On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde... Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’ Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury We sum up the last two England Games Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia. Send us any new fo…
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On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss... Hot Improv Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help. The problem with your age. The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJon We ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked i…
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S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate
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This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss: The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog S…
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S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'
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On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online. We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skeg…
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On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night… Jon and Matt discuss: The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche. Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has …
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S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"
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In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success. Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might h…
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S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry
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On the 1st podcast this week: There's a cracking new theme tune We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad? Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angry There's an unexpected price point AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert. Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the w…
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S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums
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On the podcast this week: Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial …
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S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"
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On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?” Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune. also… Mr Tumble and do you…
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On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer. Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time) As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard…
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On the second episode this week… Jon watches Barbie, Future Egg pops up somewhere unexpected, Jon reveals the worst thing about the delay to the CO-OP Arena and what he’s hated on Breakfast telly this week, there’s an excellent new theme from a listener, we reveal which England player drinks Hot Chocolate and what song this podcast would be. Plus w…
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S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”
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On Down the Dog this week: There’s an early Fordey’s hyperbole, Jon & Matt discuss trance music and why Fordey is like Paul McCartney, there’s a chance encounter for Matt at the toilets at Wembley Stadium and a LIVE Colostomy Corner. Elsewhere the boys discuss the Netflix Doc - ‘The Final: Attack on Wembley’ throwing in their own memories of the da…
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S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”
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On the podcast this week: As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered. Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, f…
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On the second episode this week: Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp. we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident Fordy gives us another 'Film Review' Rich Stu returns with a new sign off. We uncover a new Youtube Star. Jon eats some Booze flavoured…
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S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”
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On the podcast this week: There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from another listener. We hear from Jon’s Pike Causey walk… and Rich Stu. Noel Gallagher talks to Fordey in a dream… We ask you to get in …
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S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."
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On the second episode this week... Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week. plus we unveil ANOTHER NEW THEME TUNE and there's an excellent Colostomy Corner email and sting. Send us any new format idea…
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S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”
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This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton loss Coventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy Jon on why he is a terrible football fan Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup - “I think at the moment I hate City or than United” Rich Stu turns up again There’s a Stephen Hendry Crucible update… Jon repo…
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S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"
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The second episode of the week sees us: Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western. Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink Loch Lomond? There’s a funny bloke at the end of the bar, we come up with a new sleep solution and Jon talks about the time he want…
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S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...
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This week the boys discuss: Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle" Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like. There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune - winner stays on. Can you come up with a better one? We ask you to send us some jingles for popula…
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S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”
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On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up unexpectedly. Elsewhere we want to know what your last complaint was AND Matt remembers the first time he had chicken gouj…
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S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”
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Alternative title: "Do you know what they call this on the streets? Geezpod." On the Podcast this week: we're recording straight off of the back of Spurs v Forest and there's some inevitable tense back and forth between Matt and the Landlord. Elsewhere we catch up with Jon as he goes to France to see Bielsa manage Uruguay in a friendly and the boys…
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S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”
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This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Top 20 sexiest Premier League football managers as voted for by AI, Jon puts a listener/footballer into bullshit corner, we discuss Paul Jewell’s favourite book and there’s a pub dog: Derek. Plus we launch the Down The Dog Book Club whilst Jon admits to Matt: “No offence but I wouldn’t befriend any…
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S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard
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This week on the podcast: Jon visits a “family farm” Fordey gives the Landlord some shit. There’s a new feature: What’s in Matt’s rucksack? There’s at least two other new new features We recommend Nottingham Forest get a dog for morale Jon admits “I’ve said the worst things to you more than any other human being on the planet” Chianti Classico winn…
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S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?
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On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Beekeeper, an alternative name for the Dog & Bastard, recommendations for Crufts AND an odd email about a status Dog from an anonymous listener. Elsewhere there’s talk of more weekend shenanigans and we ask is there a cleaner clean than minty clean. Plus we ask: Prick Hamster,…
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S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"
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On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss their lovely weekend away to watch Leeds v Sheffield Wednesday. Elsewhere the boys discuss: a new way to email, what Gary Neville does for 14 minutes every day that pisses him off, how Jon was once 'the king of the holiday' and Gladiators. Plus there's a knock at the door. Send us a…
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S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples
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On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as he tells him: “I can’t imagine you in a sexual way’ Elsewhere we ask the listeners: do you have a hamster that’s a…
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S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"
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On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial result. Elsewhere.. we finally open the 20-yr-old can of Foster’s, listen to find out what replicated the …
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S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”
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The second episode this week sees Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Buttocks botox, the Take That podcast, dressing up for the school run and we nearly have our syndication moment. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of T…
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This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Amazon's 'Married to the Game' show, port and why Jon always turns down TV quizzes. Elsewhere there's tension as we await the postman to deliver the 20-yr-old can of Fosters and a wonderful new format feature: 'Memorabilia for The Dog.' Plus we welcome another Pub Dog to the premises. Send us any new fo…
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S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place
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WE'RE BACK! Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt's recovery from cancer including: the possibility of Matt becoming a 'Stoma Influencer,' Matt’s dreams about Jack Grealish whilst on morphine and if he's going to catheterise live on the podcast. Elsewhere we discuss Eastenders spoilers and why Jon might have his own spell in hospital coming up a…
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S1 Ep15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.
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Series 1 Ep 15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team. In the last Down The Dog for a while Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss all the behind-the-scenes gossip of when Jon met the England team last week (including why Ramsdale caused him to flinch, what Nketiah thought of his legs and why Jon had to avoid Gareth Southgate) Elsewhere th…
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S1 Ep14: “You’re a Doctor and my b**** are weeping”
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In the penultimate Down The Dog before we take a little break Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s tumour and a cheeky listener emails in to pitch why he’s the ideal stand-in, Jon details an awkward taxi journey he took this week while the driver was on the phone to his doctor and there’s a fantastic email about pub toilets from a listener… …
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S1 Ep13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is”
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Series 1 Ep 13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is” In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: earworms, ‘The Third Eye’ and why someone left Jon’s gig early this week in the interval. Elsewhere Jon reveals the first swear he obsessed over, we discuss if ‘having a child is another way to prove yourself right…
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S1 Ep12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’
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Series 1 Ep 12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’ This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their take on the Tottenham v Liverpool VAR controversy and Jon reveals how he was duped by Matt with some fake audio. Jon also tells us of a strange experience at the petrol station, we discuss the shopkeepers of the past & Married at First…
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S1 Ep11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…”
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Series 1 Ep 11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…” This week, recorded before the weekend’s fixtures, Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Why Jon was dreading meeting his Daughter’s teacher last week, soup mix, TNT sports, White or Wholemeal bread? and a listener emails in some spider wisdom from the USA. We also pick our Pub Dog Of The Week.…
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S1 EP10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie
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Series 1 Ep 10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Treat bowls and dog chews for humans, the social contract with the water company, the possible death of Football Focus and Neil Warnock. Elsewhere Jon tells us about a poopie, we discuss the Richardson Derby (Hull v Leeds) and what Jon had planned if Leed…
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Series 1 Ep 9: Cockney Spiders In the second episode this week: find out what happened when Jon Richardson met John Terry at a charity trading day, we reveal our anagram winner and this week’s pub dog, ask arachnids to email in and find out why Jon walks his spiders down the street. Elsewhere there’s some excellent listener emails and Matt makes a …
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S1 EP8: “My Wife Is Tired Of A Film She Has Never Seen”
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In the first episode this week Jon proves himself to be a football psychic as we have a live watch-along of the Scotland v England game in ‘The Dog.’ Elsewhere we come up with other theories as to why footballers have gone to Saudi apart from the Money, imagine James Maddison running a Toby Carvery, discuss Michael Owen’s new fashion range and disc…
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Series 1 Ep 7: “My Doctor felt the slug” In the second episode this week and very much an accompaniment to episode 6 (so make sure you’ve listened to that) Jon asks Matt for promo advice as he prepares to go on Lorraine. In the most meta Lorraine interview ever Matt plays Jon playing someone else. Elsewhere Jon talks us through his previous experie…
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