In this week's daring adventure, our heroes find themselves in a more treacherous situation than ever before! Join Andyana Jones, Miriam Statutory, and their army of ethnic sidekicks as they try to find the Ruby of Diidorack... or die trying!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Fi…

On a brand new season of Get Cynical, Spencer, Hannah, and Esther dive into the early history of internet communities and discuss feminism, atheism, gaming, message boards, and the slow collision course of these cultures.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Don't let Spencer try to sway you with his silver tongue. Football will always reign supreme. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they try to determine which is more powerful: sports or vidya.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, R…

why are there so many podcasts about rainbows. is it just because theres a lot of podcastsListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Pack your ass up we're going to the Holiday Manor. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they make world-shattering choices that might just affect everybody on Earth.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, C…

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Howard Stern ain't got nothing on us except decades of broadcasting experience. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they receive questions from fans about that only they can solve. Special thanks to users: simon__w, jockohomosexual, hellgirlwalking, bigboybreni, axonradial, atomicpetra, hughjideot, adamn, and atpfchengsshoppinforjazzrecords for calling i…

we've found the Paul Atreides of ASU fanfictionListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

You know what the scariest thing actually is? The unknown. That or a really big monster with a chainsaw. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they rank the scariness of many classic fears, as well as get into some cross-timestream shenanigans.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb…

eric roberts you are a dirty dirty boy & no longer welcome in this ikeaListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I need a vacation.... from this vacation!!! Am I right, folks? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they plan their summer getaway to a land of sun, surf, and magma.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, C…

we're going to blow deadpool 3 out of the water. kevin feige is going to buy this podcastListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I never knew how sexy LOST is I should watch that shit. Do they blow open the Smoke Monster or what? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they go back into the fanfiction vaults and find some delectable little erotic fables based on your uncle's favorite shows.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month…

we're sitting down & discussing the issues that matter to real AmericansListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

What's up guys? I was stuck in Atlantic City all day catching airborne chlamydia, so join Spencer and Andy as they rank the universe's iciest, creamiest treat: gelato! Nah I'm playing you know it's ice cream. You saw it in the title and everything.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patro…

move over tucker carlson we're the new game in townListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

This is, pound for pound, the smartest episode we've ever done. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as in this formerly-paywalled masterpiece, where three of the most intelligent podcast creators on the market teach you about so many facts that your brains will melt out of your ears. Eat it, Roman Mars!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.c…

da boys are back in down bc im the busiest lady in the whole entire world. enjoy the boys, you love the boysListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Sorry we missed Pride Month by a couple days. In our defense we were out doing gay shit. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they enjoy a smorgasbord of Pride-themed tier lists, including a walk through the mind of a 15 year old bisexual, Community gay headcanons, and more.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to…

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE town meeting*Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

George Miller you are a wild man for this one. You are a messed-up crazyguy for directing this thing. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they talk about the gritty underbelly of George Miller's 1998 movie that many critics called "a dark, twisted fantasia," as well as suggest directions that a potential threequel could take.Support us on Patreon for $5,…

ngl if i saw a lizard that big id probably crap my pantsListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Walt Jr will NEVER be a member of the Blue Man Group. Not if I have anything to sya about it. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy -- along with special guest Dan Carney -- as they read some nasty ass fanfiction about your favorite 2000's television characters getting their junk blown out and getting pregnant and crap.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10…

theyre never making that gd Blade movie are theyListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Get ready for your new holiday tradition (NOTE: only if you're gay!) Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they come up with thirty days worth of holidays for the month of June, so that you can show your gay pride and maybe get a little poon or butt while you're at it.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $1…

in feudal japan the only way to become daimyo was to defeat your own Looper in combatListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

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Man I hate how many bonobos are showing up in my Twitter replies now. Join Spencer and Ty as they try to write the greatest children's book ever, before getting distracted by discussions on divorce, anti-woke television shows, slut monkeys, and more. P.S. Sorry this is late, I had to get impromptu leg surgery.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $1…

dangle criss if you're out there please don't sue our poor struggling podcastListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

This guy. This guy right here, this Woody Harrelson guy, has got to be the most stupidest guy of all time Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss a jewel of 1990's film culture, as well as the death of President JFK and the unlikely friendships of Vice President Mike Pence.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big sho…

yall they done ended the life of Young Sheldon in this here flickListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Today we've learned many important things. Mainly that I would trust people on Reddit with my life. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they answer many of History's most pondered-over questions, such as: which magical sexual pill they would most like to ingest.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/mon…

there are more facts in this one than in every book ever written. period. periodt.Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Mr Keillor you have no idea what world of pain you've just brought down on yourself. Your ass is grass, sir. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they address the recent drama, and write the world's greatest diss track about their mortal foe: Garrison Keillor.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month …

mr jones you got some splainin to doListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I know we're a bit late to this. In my defense I think this is the first time it's ever been done in podcast form. If that's not true don't tell me I don't want to know. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss which Pokemon monster they would Bonemerang down with. Like the Pokemon move? Get it?Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreo…

what is a color? nobody can really be sure. maybe we'll never knowListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

That's right, folks? The longest-standing beef in podcasting is over. Join Spencer and Ty, along with the Remember Shuffle Boys, are having a very special episode about a show that touched all of our hearts... for the better.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matt…

da boss is da boss is da boss. and him? he's da boss tooListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Many arguments have been had online about pit bulls. Are they monsters? Yes. Are they also good? Debatable. Today on TGOFV, Spencer, Andy, and Ty discuss whether or not Americans should be supporting these killing machines... or whether we should be REALLY supporting them.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-o…

slime backshots sound like jumping on a waterbedListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Full disclosure: this one was originally planned for Halloween and we had it sitting in the vaults for a while. So just pretend that it's Halloween in April or something. That's a holiday, right? Join Spencer and Andy as they rank all da best chocolates and sweet stuff, as well as get cavities on air.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.pa…

that's right, america: if you as a man wear socks, you're gay now. we don't make the rulesListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

See here, buster. There's another miscreant running around the fine city of Trenton, and now a priceless artifact has gone missing from the First National Museum of Queer History. Newly-minted desk jockey Dick Spencer and amateur photographer Andy G. Robinson are the only men who can find it. The case... is afoot!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, o…

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This one is rough, I'm not going to lie. Not a fan of this show, no sir. Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they discuss the short-lived MTV animated series Martin's World, a show seemingly made with nothing but good intentions and bad execution.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Fire…

We're back and this one is not funny at all. It's deathly serious. Join Spencer and Ty as they finish their discussion of the discography of the band Radiohead, as well as the works of George RR Martin. Because obviously it comes back to that, right?Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month pat…

they just don't make tv like this anymore: woke, but in an old-school clintonite liberal wayListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

The election season is upon us, and the American people are asking: is public masturbation good, or does it suck? Luckily, TGOFV is here to help. Moderator Andy guides your two favorite interlocutors (Spencer and Ty) through a prickly debate about the ethics and legality of publicly masturbating, as well as a funny-ass riff about a sexual robot.Sup…

mel gibson sir you are perpetuating an unhealthy degree of campus antisemitismListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Av Those Good Old-Fashioned Values