Two irreverent women walking their dogs in the woods and talking about everything, from dogs to sex and anything in between.
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Hi Kids! I have made a gallery of Nell Pictures for you right here> https://bit.ly/2s17jMh Just follow the link to see Little Madam at her best! IF YOU ENJOY OUR STORIES, PLEASE CLICK THE LITTLE HEART BUTTON AND DON'T FORGET TO REPOST AND SHARE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. On here you will find a serial in 12 parts called 'Sir Tingly & The Quest for The Dargon', read by my good friend Gary Spencer in warm South Yorkshire tones. There will also be short stories by famous authors and some written by c ...
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Nelsie and Jen have lots of projects on the stove.
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S2E1: Ch ch changes, Tom Hardy and POF
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Tom Hardy, POF and Ch ch changes
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Doggie Style S1E13: IQ, Netflix and Tea Bags
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Nelsie and Jen manage to embarrass themselves again.
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Doggie Style S1E12: Please Like Us; We Need Friends; Dead Parents
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Nelsie and Jen talk about losing parents; a changing world; and as usual some sexual humor
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Doggie Style S1E11: Day of the Dead Daddy, Valley Inn and Dead Parents
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Nelsie’s projects, funerals and dead parents
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Doggie Style S1E10: Snakes, Critters, Tragedy and Reviews
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Terrifying stories wrapped up with some good TV reviews
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Doggie Style: S1E9: Me Time, Kids, Japanese, Buzz Lightyear
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Motherhood, grandmothers, funny kids.
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Doggie Style S1E8: Murder, Condoms and Germany
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As usual, Nelsie and Jen take you on a roller coaster ride of topics. Strap in!
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Doggie Style S1E7: Reviews and Brushes with Greatness
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Jen and Nelsie review recent movies, books and TV while telling you how they have brushed up with some greatness!
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12: The Wind in The Willows: The Return Of Ulysses
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Hi Kids. This is the last chapter of The Wind in The Willows by Kenneth Grahame. I hope that you have enjoyed all the other 11 chapters enough to want to listen to this one!EnjoyBill & NellieAv Bill Allerton
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Doggie Style S1E6: Follow Your Dreams or We Will Kill You
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Singing lessons, stand up, chasing dreams
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11: The Wind in The Willows: Like A Summer Tempest Came His Tears
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Hi Kids, here's Chapter 11 of The Wind in The Willows, where Toad finds his friends again and seeks to recapture Toad Hall from the Weasels and Stoats. Together, they hatch a cunning plan...Av Bill Allerton
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Doggie Style S1E5: Clothes, Movies, Our Pups
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Here we give our glorious opinions about shoe shopping, a movie we’ve just say and our dogs. Simply put, more sarcastic wit about nothing.
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10: The Wind in The Willows: The Further Adventures Of Toad
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Hi Kids! Here's Chapter 10 of The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame, read as usual by me, Bill Allerton, with Nellie turning the pages! Do we think that Toad will EVER change? Listen on...Av Bill Allerton
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Doggie Style S1E3: Snakes, Ho Chi Minh City and Baby Hole
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Nelsie and Jen discuss a variety of topics but invariably end up telling us vagina stories.
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Doggie Style: S1E2 Trolls and Showers
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Doggie Style S1E1: Meet Jenn and Nelsie!
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Meet your awesome hosts and their fab dogs: Oliver & Kali. The group talk, laugh and meet a slime critter!
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9: The Wind in The Willows: Wayfarers All
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Hi Kids. Chapter 9 of the Wind in The Willows. I'm sorry if I have been a little erratic in loading some of these chapters but each one is recorded fresh, edited, and put out there for your enjoyment! This means that sometimes I'm not at my best. Some of these chapters have only been possible thanks to liberal doses of Lemsip and Halls Mentholyptus…
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Hi Kids. This track is 'Cheval'. 'Cheval' is the old french word for 'Horse'. Used today it describes a tall, slender mirror that stands free on four feet. Sometimes those feet can be very ornately carved, like the proud horses in the story. The story may be a little beyond some of our listeners, but it's a story about how we begin as a child with …
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8: The Wind in The Willows: Toad's Adventures
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Hi Kids. This is Chapter 8 of The Wind in The Willows by Kenneth Grahame. In this chapter Mr Toad escapes from gaol dressed as a washerwoman and just as he thinks he is safe... then... listen on!Merry Christmas from Bill & Nellie!Av Bill Allerton
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Hi, this is another wonderful track from Caroline Pitcher, children's author of great renown and author of 11 o'clock Chocolate Cake, also featured on Urban Tiger Radio. This story is about the sea, so immerse yourself...Av Bill Allerton
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7: The Wind in The Willows: The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
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Hi Kids. Sorry for the delay bringing you this episode but I had a cold that made me croak like Mr Toad! Now I've recovered, I hope I've done as good a job of this one as I can. One late, hot summer evening, Mole and Rat set off in their boat to find Portly, a lost Otter cub. On their way they discover something even more astounding... something th…
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The Time Mouse Chapter 1: 'A Deadly Secret'
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Hi Kids. This is Chapter 1: 'A Deadly Secret' of my novel, The Time Mouse. I think you will like Costello, he's one of those people (sorry, Mice) that always thinks he has the answer to everything, but really he's a bit of a fraud. I'm sure you all know people like that too! Anyway, Costello is here to ask for help. He has a problem with Time that …
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Hi Kids. Here's Chapter Six of The Wind in The Willows, 'Mr Toad'. Mr Toad's best friends, Badger, Ratty and Mole, try to help him overcome an obsession he has for something that they know will only hurt him. Does he listen to them? What do you think? Find out here in Chapter Six, Mr Toad...Av Bill Allerton
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5: The Wind in The Willows: Dulce Domum
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Hi Kids. Chapter 5 of Wind in The Willows by Kenneth Grahame: Dulce Domum (or Home Sweet Home). This chapter reminds us of the safety and sanctity of being surrounded by all our special things in that special place we all love to be at Christmas... Home.Av Bill Allerton
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4: The Wind in The Willows: Mr. Badger
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Hi Kids. Here is Chapter 4 of The Wind in The Willows by Kenneth Grahame. This one is all about Mr Badger, so we get to kniow what it is like to live Underground, and we get to meet two hungry hedgehogs and Otter, a great friend of Ratty. Enjoy!And try all our other stories too. 'The Time Mouse' coming soon!Bill Allerton…
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Hi Kids. Here is a link to this book on Amazon > amzn.eu/d/dtJSp5GA truly amazing 'pull-you-along-at breakneck-speed' book for early teens from a consummate, internationally published expert in the genre! Also includes easy-to-make recipes for Emma Peek's favourite midnight snacks, including the title one of '11 O'Clock Chocolate Cake'Get your Mom …
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3: The Wind in The Willows: The Wild Wood
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Hi Kids. Here is Chapter 3 of The Wind in The Willows, The Wild Wood. Help Ratty look for Mole in this exciting chapter as he gets lost while feeling braver than he really is.Av Bill Allerton
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Hi Kids. This story is Which Witch Wood? from suggestions by Maryam and Innis. It has everything! Time Travel, Dinosaurs, Pterodactyls, Magic Spells, Witches, Dark Caves, but mostly two children who don't listen to their parents.Enjoy!Bill Allerton & NellieAv Bill Allerton
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2: The Wind in The Willows: The Open Road
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Hi Kids. Chapter two, 'The Open Road'. Listen to how Toad came to be obsessed with the motor car. I don't suppose he's that much different from the rest of us, do you?Sit back and enjoy 'The Open Road' (as long as Mr Toad is not driving!)Av Bill Allerton
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Hi Kids. I know that by now that you probably all think I'm a bit silly, just from listening to the content of these stories, but I'd like you to remember that I only wrote them. The stories were directed by the children from Sharrow School who suggested characters, plot and everything else I had to include (including skeletons and blood). I suspec…
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1: The Wind in The Willows: The River Bank
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Hi Kids. This is the first chapter of Kenneth Grahame's 'The Wind in the Willows'. For those of you familiar with Ratty, Mole and Badger this will need no introduction, but what I have recorded is the original version of the story as printed in October of 1908, 110 years ago in another month or so. Some of the words Mr Grahame uses might make you t…
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I hope you've all been enjoying Berlie's wonderful story of self-discovery. This is the last podcast from that novel and I'm sure that you will all now go to Berlie's incredible website: www.berliedoherty.com/ where you can contact Berlie herself and tell her how much you enjoyed her story. There are many of Berlie's other books on there and they a…
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Hi Kids, this is another of my 'How' stories. This week it's 'How Bumble Found Her Bee'. Listen on and find out why Bumble Bees have that name and why they wear brown and yellow striped coats. You'll never believe it! (and perhaps you shouldn't!)Keep Listening out for more...Bill AllertonAv Bill Allerton
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Hi Kids. Chapter 7 of Berlie's fascinating novel, Granny was a Buffer Girl. Enjoy!Av Bill Allerton
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What does your name mean to you? Are you just a tick in a register when you go to school? Or is there something more to that. With the help of The Dogged Detective, Fariyah makes her point...Av Bill Allerton
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Here is Chapter 6 of Berlie's wonderful story about coming of age. More to come later!Av Bill Allerton
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Here it is Kids! Chapter 5 of Berlie's incredible tale of growing up. Enjoy! More chapters to come each week so set your reminder! Look out for a reissue of this novel coming soon to all good bookshops and online suppliers. I'll let you know when it's out.Av Bill Allerton
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HI Kids. Here is Chapter 4 of 'Granny was a Buffer Girl' by Berlie Doherty. Enjoy!BillAv Bill Allerton
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Hi Kids. Very short podcast this week, just a poem. This poem is dedicated to all the trees saved by protesters against the Sheffield City Council policy of cutting down viable trees because they feel it will make the pavements safer. But much less nicer than before, especially in summer.Av Bill Allerton
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Man-Child and The Talking Stone is a story about understanding each other, and accepting that while we are basically the same, we do have differences in our abilities. It is also about the way that Life shapes us for the different tasks it has in store for us, and how we can use our differences to make things easier and better for all of us.But mos…
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Here it is Kids! Chapter 3 of Berlie's incredible tale of growing up. Enjoy! More chapters to come each week so set your reminder! Look out for a reissue of this novel coming soon to all good bookshops and online suppliers. I'll let you know when it's out.Av Bill Allerton
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Hi Kids. Chapter 2 of our ongoing serial by the famous Berlie Doherty. Look out for a reissue of this novel coming soon to all good bookshops and online suppliers. I'll let you know when it's out. It's quiet this week, you only have Berlie to listen to. I lost my voice. I think Nellie hid it after I told her off for bringing mice home. If you have …
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The Skeleton Lord of Spooky Doom Castle
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Hi Kids. Another of my stories from back when I worked with the Y2's at Sharrow School. We are working our way down the list of the book I produced for them in 2004 but there are still plenty left and when I run out, well... I'll just have to write some more, won't I? I'll keep on posting episodes of 'Granny Was A Buffer Girl' by Berlie Doherty unt…
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Hi Kids. Sorry for the delay but last week I broke Nellie's Computer. Well... it was Apple, really, but Nellie says that everything is my fault.I promised you a famous author and here she is! The fabulous BERLIE DOHERTY reading the first chapter of her novel 'Granny Was A Buffer Girl' along with a short description from me of what a 'Buffer Girl' d…
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Hi Kids! Another of my 'Sharrow' stories today. This is a poem called 'And The Ship Sailed On...'. I was given the cast of the crew by Saniya, who wanted to be both a Princess AND a Movie Star, and Kenttoon, who wants to be a Ninja when he grows up. It had to take place on board a ship and there had to be shark(s) and soldiers! Now, start to work t…
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Hi Kids. Have you ever seen pictures taken of people where their eyes have turned bright red? Ever wondered why that happens? Well... Connor the Ninja, recovering from a brave battle, and Hassan the Leopard, are about to find out as they fight together to save the Souls of all the Jungle Animals in another Sharrow Story from Bill Allerton and Nelli…
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Hi Kids. A Wish for Wings is another of my 'Sharrow' stories. This time, Hudeifa and Hannah wanted to be horses, but not ordinary horses, very special horses. At first they wanted to be very different horses too, but did they find at the end that perhaps they didn't want to be so different after all...? Look out for Dragons and Giants and Enormous …
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Hi Kids. Time to find out a little something about me and how these stories came to be written, but most of all I want to share with you the strange poetic tale of Clara the Blue, and Joseph the Red. Don't forget to wear a coat. You may get showered with magic!Av Bill Allerton
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