We are the Rugby League Apologists and we love our footy. We do the hard yards up the guts with all the issues, and spin it wide for a good laugh to boot.
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One last burst. Something has to give. Chicken and a meat tray? Anyone..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Acai bowls, cruciferous smoothies and normal bread are all on the menu. Just don't swallow your own whistle...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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What lurks beneath? Is it the lowest common denominator? You can almost hear a pin drop. ..Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's in-fighting? Who'll grow a leg? Who has the large package..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's eating curly cheese? I can't believe it's not butter. Wickety, wickety whack!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's warming up out the back? Who's taping 'em up the back? Is it Buster Gonad..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Look who's reached one hundred! Just create a hole then fill it they said. That ought to draw a crowd to the cubicle...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's holding the baby? Who needs drool buckets? Is there a Dog..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The Lord of Ted. The Earl of Grey. Ahhh, good times JJ...
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Is there a structural problem? Or is it a root problem? Hmmm, it is a very short whistle...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's got a gamblers package? Who's a nutbag? Who's stroking the cat?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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No more blah, blah, blah. Parky's surfaced and playing the house down. Hit the applause button...
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Who's the monster touchy? Is there a ripple effect? Now, that's entertainment...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's blind-folded and using a stick? Who's beating the traffic? It's all about the sauce...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's getting a photo opportunity? Who's planking? That smacks of desperation...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's been shot out of a cannon? Will they have the leg speed? Outstanding!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's making up the numbers? Who's getting on the turps? Oh dear, who shat in the shoe..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Where did this cheesy dish come from? Pandora's box? Who's dusty..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's in with the 'it' crowd? Who's on the outer? The coin doesn't remember...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's getting kicked out? Or are they just being paid out? Is anyone going to have a crack..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Halves and five-eighths, do they add up to a touch of class? Oh, oh, oh - it's magic..!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Fear not ladies and gentlemen for the fine art of button pushing has been newly mastered. And how...!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Is life imitating art, or art imitating life? Can Robocop help? Surely it's only a bandaid solution..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Coat-hangers and cheap shots. Who's whacking who? Who's tearing up..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's been knocked from pillar to post? Who's got psycho in them? Oh, it's a marketers dream...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's laying down? Or is it just a decoy? There's no rhyme nor reason...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who are the underperforming superstars? Will the gang strip? Oh, that's opened a can of worms...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's virtues are being extolled? Who's discombobulated? Hmmm, time to recalibrate...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The time of reckoning is nigh. Expectations are high. Who will meet them? Who'll fall down? What's in the box..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Straight out of mothballs the lads are back into it with gusto. Have they peaked too early or are they just getting started? Welcome back...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The final episode is upon us. Can the lads muster the strength for one last charge at the line. Will they be tested?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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This is it. The night of nights. Get your fancy pants on and join us on the beige carpe for the biggest award show of the year.Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Closing in on the big one and the excitement is palpable. There are plenty of losers, and that's just in the recording studio. Ah, it's good to see some honesty...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Who's got the biggest heart? Who's got the biggest engine? Who's got the biggest wallet? Surely it's the vibe of the thing...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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If the lads are transparent why can't you see through them? Can they be trusted, or will they be wasted? Cry me a river...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads are going 100 miles an hour but are they ahead of the pack? Will they be troubling the engraver? Why the sounds of silence..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads have their thinking caps on, and their hair nets. Why the impediment? Are they defeated before the beginning? Welcome to the circus...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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When did Parky get game? Who's Monty catching with honey? Why is Tony giddy? What's that smell coming from Seans direction? Is it a lizard? Hmmm, fishy...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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What went wrong? Have the lads lost control? Is it the head clashes? Who's in their ear? It's too late to pull out now...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Is it time for the lads to fight the tedium? How long before they lose the forty degrees of floppiness? One cat dog...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads are getting into the semi's but will they podium? The handlebars have come off, will the wheels come off too? Welcome to the lockdown games...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads are in fine form but can they be cocksure? Who's ears are burning? What a show, what a spectacle..!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Can the lads be taken seriously or have they become caricatures of themselves? Tune in for another super, flying fun show!Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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In a game of numbers who's been hung, drawn and quartered? Can the second-stringers manage, or will they be at sixes and sevens?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads can extrapolate till the cows come home, but are they just going through the motions? Who's responsible for the cover up? Get the Wolf on the line...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Though looking resplendent in monogrammed jackets, why are the lads sticky? Have they been masking ructions within the team? Ooh, who's been self-deprecating..!?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Could the lads make a buck gladiatorial style or are they jousting without a stick? Egg flips...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Is there a way through the curtain of thud? Is complacency the enemy? Hmmm, too many times...Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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Are the rules unruly? Who's hungry for tom-foolery? Sir Lancelot..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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The lads have designs but do they have meaning? Will anything make a lick of difference or are they clutching at straws? Is anyone listening..?Av Parky, Tone, Monty and Sean
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