I'm in New York for a week. Here's a chat with my son Nicholas Megalis.

Tom Megalis says he needs to go on a diet and lose weight. Even his physician Dr. Halli Malli calls him a "Fat F#ck."

Mr. Megalis says TV is a big fake crap box and leading the jubilant crap parade is the show "what would you do?" Listen as Tom explains the reason there is no such thing as "Reality TV."

Seems like everybody is putting the word "artist" on their business just so they can look fancy and jack up the prices.

Tom Megalis talks about hitting a work dry spell then suddenly becoming "the lottery" guy and trying to find free money.