It's the second anniversary of the Scare Value Podcast! Pete and Bryan celebrate by watching the 1989 Weird Al classic UHF. Hey...it's our anniversary we can do what we want. If you want to hear them talk about how much they love Weird Al and hate Victoria Jackson...instructions to queue the movie up and watch with us are just a click away. Check o…

Pete demanded it...and now it's happening. After spending most of the last year trapped in 1986, the Scare Value Boys present the 1986 Scare Value Awards. Which nearly 40-year-old movies will take home the coveted Scary award? Aliens vs. The Fly. From Beyond vs. Friday the 13th Part VI. Little Shop of Horrors vs. Blue Velvet. Most importantly...who…

The Scare Value boys celebrate 25 years of Vin Diesel stardom by revisiting his breakout character Richard B. Riddick in Pitch Black. Friend of the show Mark drops by to help break down the sci-fi horror movie and talk about things cool people talk about like Doctor Who, The Watchmen, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and more! Don't miss our incredible Vin…

After what feels like an eternity taking care of annual episode business...the Scare Value Boys are finally talking about some individual horror movies again! This week Pete and Bryan take a look at Tony Todd's iconic Candyman and its oddly necessary legacy sequel. It feels good to be back (for two weeks before more nonsense will interject itself).…

As promised, and requested by no one, the final chapter of Scare Value Podcast's 100th episode! This very special best off takes a long look back at our greatest achievement: Time traveling back to 1986 and keeping the podcast going. If you listen to just one episode of Scare Value Podcast...may God have mercy on your soul. Check out our stuff on h…

As promised, our 100th episode extravaganza rolls on into episode 101! This best of features clips of the most memorable things to happen on the Scare Value Podcast...with Pete and Bryan yammering away in between. Episode 100 Part 3 will be hitting in just a few days...for reasons no one knows. Check out our stuff on https://scarevalue.com…

Scare Value Podcast reaches its 100th episode in style...by presenting a best of show so long it had to be chopped into three parts. Part 1 sees the Scare Value Boys talking about the types of episodes you'll find in this podcast...complete with clips! Everyone loves clips! Stay tuned for Episode 100 Part 2 next week...and Episode 100 Part 3 a few …

We heard you liked award shows so we're going back-to-back! Speaking of back, foreign correspondent Ken is back to present this year's awards. Who will take home the coveted Woody award this year? The answer is just one click (and a lot of nonsense) away! Check out all our stuff on https://scarevalue.com…

It's award season on the Scare Value Podcast! That means it's time to hand out some (imaginary) hardware to the best in horror for 2024. Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Screenplay, Director...all your favorites are here...along with some horror specific categories. All that and an In Memoriam you won't want to miss on this week's Scare Value Podcast.…

It's that time of year once again...Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to celebrate Nicolas Cage's 61st birthday. This year the trio drafts Nic Cage movies from seven different Cagegories. What will they deem the best of the best in the Cageography? Press play to find out. Also...children descend upon the recording and throw the last five minutes into tota…

Ring in the new year with a look back at the best of horror in 2024. It's time for our annual Top Ten! Celebrating the ten absolute best horror movies released in 2024. Pete's even seen four of them! That's how you know they're great. Check out all our stuff on https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Tis the season for watching holiday horror movies. Kitty joins Pete and Bryan for a Christmas Eve recording of the Scare Value Podcast. Everyone has selected a Christmas horror movie to talk about on this week's show. Anna and the Apocalypse (2018), Adult Swim Yule Log (AKA The Fireplace) (2022) and the legendary Black Christmas (1974) get the Scar…

The Scare Value Boys are back to talk about the 2022 film Speak No Evil and it's 2024 remake...Speak No Evil. Is this the one time that doing a remake truly made sense? What's it like living with the two sets of memories caused by watching both? How did Pete blow his fantasy football playoff matchup? All this and a struggle to end the show on this …

With another Friday the 13th upon us, the Scare Value Boys return to watching the legendary slasher series completely out of order. It's a first time watch for one of them. The other discovers in real time that the movie isn't all he thought it was cracked up to be. Instructions to watch along with us are in the episode. Just push play. Check out a…

Our foreign correspondent checks in from Taiwan to talk all of this year's hottest movies that Pete caught up on for the annual After Thanksgiving Mashed Potato Mashup. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, A Quiet Place: Day One and Longlegs all get their time to shine. Afterwards...a brisk rundown of some other films like Terrifier 3, Alien: Romulus, Trap, Sm…

The Scare Value Boys start a new holiday tradition. Every Thanksgiving we will take a moment to give thanks to the horror related works of a beloved actor. First up: Sam Neill. The movies covered: Possession (1981), In the Mouth of Madness (1994) and Event Horizon (1997). Spoiler: It's going to mostly be about Possession. Check out all our stuff on…

Foreign Correspondent Ken calls in from Taiwan to watch one of his favorite horror movies with the Scare Value Boys. Let's return to the infamous Sleepaway Camp 41 years after its release. All your favorites are going to be there...Mel, Meg, Judy, Ricky, Angela, Muscles, Mozart, Aunt Martha, an incomprehensible plot... Instructions to watch along w…

New friend of the podcast Mark joins the show to take a look back at 40 years of Night of the Comet. Both Pete and Bryan take the opportunity to air grievances about working with one another. Come for the 80s fun...stay for the passive aggressive bickering. You know...the usual. Check out all of our stuff on https://scarevalue.com…

The Scare Value Boys look back at the first attempt at an American Godzilla in honor of Godzilla Day. Full Disclosure: They were supposed to do a watch-along for the vastly superior Godzilla Minus One...but Pete didn't want to. This was his punishment. Check out all of our stuff on https://scarevalue.com…

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan for their annual Halloween tradition of playing Loomis or Myers while watching a Halloween movie. Grab your copy of Halloween II and watch-along with us...or you'll never know what death is! Check out all of our stuff on https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

When not one but two episode plans fall apart, the Scare Value Boys take time to reflect on the horror related things they've done this Spooky Season. For Pete that means a flight down to Orlando to experience all 10 houses in this year's Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights. For Bryan...a drive down the street to Amazing Fantasy Fest to cat…

Foreign Correspondent Ken joins the show to help Bryan figure out if Pete watched this week's movie or not. After the usual nonsense, they discuss 2022's Smile before breaking into discussion of this year's The Crow and Speak No Evil. Spoiler alerts on those. Haikus, Nic Cage News and more on this week's Scare Value Podcast. For more stuff check ou…

The time has come. One year after their biggest film related argument, Pete and Bryan sit down to watch the source of their disagreement. Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. It turns 50 this week. Will their friendship manage to last that long after this audio commentary? Instructions to watch with us are inside. Check out all our stuff at …

The Scare Value Boys look back at Terrifier (2016) and Terrifier 2 (2022) in anticipation of next week's release of Terrifier 3. These were first time watches for Pete...will they earn a classic "pretty good"? Will the Ben Grimm game finally make Bryan snap? The important questions will be answered on this week's Scare Value Podcast. Check out all …

Having settled back into 2024, Pete and Bryan reunite with Kitty to preview all the great horror movies coming to theaters, streaming, VOD, and Blu-Ray from now until Halloween. Or, at least, the movies that were known at the time of this recording. Which took place in mid-September 2024. Hey, it's not 1986...so that's progress. For all of our stuf…

With one final mission to accomplish before the end of their journey...the Scare Value Boys head to a 1986 drive-in to catch Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. A fitting conclusion to the 1986 saga...as Pete and Bryan voyage home themselves. Format be damned. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com…

The Scare Value Boys are somehow still stuck in 1986. They pass the time watching the sequel to the most hotly debated movie in Scare Value Podcast history. Will Pete like this better than the original? Will the answer end their friendship? Check out all of our stuff at https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

The 1986 adventures continue as Pete and Bryan check out Night of the Creeps. Tom Atkins and his mustache are here to save the day. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

The Scare Value Boys remain stuck in 1986. At least they have David Cronenberg's excellent The Fly to keep them entertained. Peak Jeff Goldblum. I wonder if they're ever coming back. I'm running low on these tapes. Check out our stuff on https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Yep. They're covering the wild Stephen King directed Maximum Overdrive. I (Bryan in 2024) have never seen it. I wonder how I (Bryan in 1986) liked it. I guess I just have to hit play to find out. And hey...that goes for you too. Check out our stuff on https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Still stuck in 1986, the Scare Value Boys discuss an absolute banger of a summer sci-fi/action/horror sequel, Aliens. Remember when James Cameron was awesome? Anyway...here's another podcast from the mid-80s. Check out our stuff from 2024 on https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

The Scare Value Boys sent along a watch-along for the 1986 comedy Ferris Bueller's Day Off. This goes against everything the podcast is about. What are they doing back there in 1986? Anyway, we had to record instructions to tell you when to hit play...so don't worry about syncing up. https://scarevalue.com…

I guess the Scare Value Boys can't figure out how to get back from 1986. They find a good use for their time by discussing the 1986 little monster movie Critters. Here is what they recorded. https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Still stuck in 1986, the Scare Value Boys talk about the horror/comedy classic April Fool's Day. At least that's what I can gather from the label on the tape I just digitized and uploaded. This is supposed to be my summer off. Listen for yourself. https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Pete and Bryan have somehow gotten themselves stuck in 1986. This is usually where I would write an episode description, but I didn't record this and have no idea what they talked about. Guess we'll have to click play to find out. https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

The Scare Value Boys take a break from horror to look at two incredible sci-fi comedies. Why you should go out of your way to find these two Junta Yamaguchi's two wonderfully weird movies. Then, Pete and Bryan open a package that changes the Scare Value Podcast forever! (or maybe for about ten weeks). https://scarevalue.com…

MaXXXine is set to hit theaters so it's a perfect time to look back on the previous Ti West/Mia Goth collaborations X and Pearl. Kitty joins the Scare Value Boys to talk the first two chapters of the X trilogy. How good is Pearl? How great is Mia Goth? How can Pete be a grump this time? The answers to all of these questions on this week's Scare Val…

With A Quiet Place: Day One set to hit theaters...The Scare Value Boys call on their foreign correspondent to discuss the first two movies in the series. It pretty much goes the way it always does...but now with a longer list of horror movies that sound like poops! For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com…

What better way to celebrate the 49th anniversary of Jaws than jumping into the water and having a good old-fashioned watch-along? Instructions to watch with us are inside as always. Just when you thought it was safe to listen to podcasts...the Scare Value Boys are here to jibber jabber nonsense over an all-time classic. Check out our stuff at http…

Our Foreign Correspondent joins us from Taiwan to compare lists of the top ten horror movies of the 21st century. Even Pete made a list! Will your favorite be included? How many does Pete think 10 is? Do all horror movie titles sound like names for poops? All this and not much else on the latest Scare Value Podcast. Check out our stuff at https://s…

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to celebrate 30 years of The Crow...and worry about the upcoming reboot. Why does Pete dislike a classic movie named after his favorite thing in the world? How much restraint can the notoriously insensitive Scare Value Boys have about a three-decade old tragedy? Will Kitty sigh and tell her husband she's disappointed in h…

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to look ahead to all the big horror releases arriving this summer. From A Quiet Place to Maxxxine...the Scare Value Podcast has you covered. Two Shyamalans! What a twist! For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

Ridley's Scott's Sci-Fi/Horror masterpiece turns 45 this week. Pete and Bryan try to rush through a full examination of the film before the 4N Correspondent calls in to send the show off the rails. Nic Cage updates, the wildest Sigourney Weaver take you'll ever hear and more on this week's Scare Value Podcast. For all of our stuff check out https:/…

With The Strangers: Chapter 1 set to hit theaters...Pete and Bryan decide to check out the original...a movie neither has ever seen before. They discuss the odd choice the movie makes right from the start and why Glenn Howerton has the best scene in the entire movie. Then things devolve into their usual nonsense. For all of our stuff check out http…

It's the 25th anniversary of Brendan Fraser's The Mummy. Kitty joins Pete and Bryan for a watch-along...until she is eaten by quicksand. Unexpected (and uninvited) guests drop by while the Scare Value boys try in vain to contain the chaos. Featuring the one woman in all of Egypt, Beni's undying love for Brendan Fraser, and an antagonist that is muc…

Kitty joins Pete and Bryan to lend a female perspective to 2024's Lisa Frankenstein. A movie that we (mostly) agree on regardless of gender. Come for the talk about what works and what doesn't...stay for the mystery of the ghost penis. Check out all our stuff at https://scarevalue.comAv Scare Value

A watch-along six months in the making. Originally recorded many moons ago...the continuously breaking news surrounding Scream 7 made much of the discussion out of date. Don't worry...we've got you covered with newly recorded intros that go into the whole debacle. Three of them, in fact. Recorded months apart. Sometimes you just have to give up and…

The Scare Value Boys head way back to 1935 to discuss James Whale's masterpiece. Bryan is excited to talk one of his favorite movies...and share that he's read his first book in nearly a decade. Pete isn't sure what the big deal on either count. A surprisingly knowledgeable discussion of the Universal Monsters classic...undercut by the usual nonsen…

The Scare Value Boys continue their out of order Friday the 13th watch-along series to celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Final Chapter. Good old fashioned 80s nudity. Crispin Glover dancing. Corey Feldman. Instructions for watching with us inside...you know the drill by now. See you in the bottom bunk. For all of our stuff check out https://sca…

After watching two different movies by mistake...The Scare Value Boys watch the other movie to compare notes. Which of these found footage hits is better? Who is afraid of girls wearing masks? Where does Godzilla go number 2? You know...the essential questions. For all of our stuff check out https://scarevalue.com…