Beste Close Encounters podcaster (2024)

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The Warped Pour 1:10:17

3d ago1:10:17

1:10:17

In this headbanger of an episode, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero stumble upon the cosmic version of Warped Tour on Proxima Centauri B, where they discover the universe's greatest interdimensional rock festival. After an epic adventure filled with bizarre alien bands, the crew navigates the chaotic mosh pits and hilarious mishaps that follow. Alongside the…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1 1:07:39

16d ago1:07:39

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Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2 (Transmission Initiated…) Error 404. Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy): Comm Log Recap: System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Fai…

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Are You Drunker Than a 5th Grade Rocket Scientist? 1:25:04

2M ago1:25:04

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Show Notes In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley challenge their onboard droid, Zero, to a brain-busting showdown, putting their knowledge against some of the universe's most complex theories. From discussing the Riemann Hypothesis to pondering the implications of Supersymmetry, the crew attempts to unravel hig…

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6 Daquiri’s of Kevin Bacon 57:49

2M ago57:49

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In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every ac…

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Nazca Nightcaps: The Inside Poop on Peru's Greatest Mystery 42:32

3M ago42:32

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In our most recent and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gung…

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X-Tremely Tipsy: Part Two (Deadly Double Shots) 1:09:43

4M ago1:09:43

1:09:43

In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew …

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X-Tremely Tipsy: Part One (Weapons of Mass Distraction) 54:31

5M ago54:31

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Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chao…

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Freaky Frequencies & Creepy Cocktails 1:01:59

5M ago1:01:59

1:01:59

In this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malf…

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Secret Sobrieties (I Mean Societies) 41:06

6M ago41:06

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Welcome back, Dimension Hoppers! In this thrilling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves deep undercover in the enigmatic world of secret societies. Kicking things off with a hilarious, robe-clad infiltration on Zeitgeisticon 7, Joeba and Ripley navigate through bizarre rituals and high…

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Intergalactic Cheers: Where Every Species Knows Your Name 44:25

6M ago44:25

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In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompti…

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Hollywood Pils 56:11

6M ago56:11

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Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," the…

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Siberian Spirits: The Dyatlov Pass Incident 44:25

7M ago44:25

44:25

In this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of …

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Jet-Lagered at The Denver Airport 40:01

7M ago40:01

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Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to pa…

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Gatorade & Retrograde 1:01:07

7M ago1:01:07

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In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneake…

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A Sudsy Nightmare on Sesame Street 47:03

8M ago47:03

47:03

In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring…

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Nostradamus Draughts 1:01:48

8M ago1:01:48

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In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre…

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The Frothy Frontier (Chasing The Cosmic Clover) 59:43

8M ago59:43

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In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on I…

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Let's Get (S)MASHED! 52:15

8M ago52:15

52:15

In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks…

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Parallel Pours (The Man-donga Effect) 58:10

9M ago58:10

58:10

In the next thrilling expedition through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, Joeba & Ripley, joined by the ever-logical Zero-Frux, navigate the twists and turns of the Mandella Effect. As they brace for the unexpected, they ponder alternate realities where memories are as fluid as a beer keg at Oktoberfest. The journey challenges perceptions, blurrin…

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Space…The Final Cold Beer. (Honoring Commander Ricky) 50:05

9M ago50:05

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In this special episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba & Ripley embark on a nostalgic journey through the cosmos, reminiscing about Joeba's late father, Commander Rick, a dedicated Star Trek enthusiast. As they navigate the Black Swirl, they stumble upon old Federation logs and embark on a voyage through his adventurous tales. Throu…

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Ale is Fair in Love & Warpspeed 1:01:59

9M ago1:01:59

1:01:59

In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the p…

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Cupid's Pre-Game Cosmic Cocktail (A Valentines Day Remix) 52:29

9M ago52:29

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In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines, highlighting bizarre Valentine's Day gifts, broken-hearted zoo scenario’s, and more! The duo t…

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X Marks The Sip (A Trip to The Infamous Planet Nibiru) 37:40

10M ago37:40

37:40

In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Headline articles, the two discuss the possibilities of the infamous ‘Planet X’ debacle that have h…

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Bitter Finish: A Toast to the Trends That Tanked 1:17:36

10M ago1:17:36

1:17:36

In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies …

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51 Bottles of Beer on The Hull (A 'Hysteria-cal' Reunion) 47:46

10M ago47:46

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In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the…

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Retro Rounds: Cosmic Cocktails with Hysteria 51 54:09

10M ago54:09

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Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift...Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!The Lowe…

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New Year, New Brew! (Hoppy 2024 to YOU!) 1:05:16

11M ago1:05:16

1:05:16

In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delv…

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‘Twas The Night Before Chaos (A Christmas Seasonal on Cask) 1:05:44

11M ago1:05:44

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“We're two space pirates on a mission tonightTo capture footage of Santa Claus in flightGot our mics and our cameras, ready to rollGonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh)Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wildTwo broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riledSanta's on our radar, and he won't escape,We're gonna make this podcast…

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Amber Bock to The Future (GREAT SCOTCH!) 1:03:21

11M ago1:03:21

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During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter wit…

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Unsolved Brewsteries (A Holiday Throwback) 33:12

11M ago33:12

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“Sittin' by the fire with my favorite drink in handTurn on the podcast, it's time to take a standClose Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in townTalkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around)[Chorus]Oh-oh, it's a throwback Christmas episodeYeah, we're rockin' out with these crazy hosts (crazy hosts, yeah)Close Encoun…

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The Swirl Goes Sippin' with Sasquatch 41:25

11M ago41:25

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In this hair-raising installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves on a wooded planet in the Alpha Sigma Sigma System. What begins as a quaint camping trip takes a hairy turn when strange sounds emerge from the forest, hinting at the presence of an otherworldly Bigfoot. Amid crackling campfir…

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Galactic Geeks & Growlers 1:01:52

12M ago1:01:52

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In this latest cosmic journey aboard The Black Swirl, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves traversing the vast reaches of a new system. As they ponder the seemingly eternal voyage, they delve into the intriguing realm of cosmic nerds and geeks, both real and imagined. From powerful beings and dudes with cool gadgets to real-world visio…

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Hoppy "Thanksfornothing", FurkeyTuckers! 36:16

12M ago36:16

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In this interstellar installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott gather inside the cockpit of The Black Swirl to celebrate their unique rendition of Thanksgiving: "Thanksfornothing." Rather than focusing on the conventional feast, the duo dives headfirst into the cosmic calamities and worst-case scenarios,…

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Coldspiracy Beery's 22:49

12M ago22:49

22:49

In this episode of Close Encounters, Joeba and Ripley embark on a daring adventure to the Artcic Circle, driven by their pursuit of uncovering hidden secrets and conspiracies. Although a mythical structure from Joeba’s dreams remains elusive, a surprising discovery on the icy continent leaves them in awe and excitement, suggesting that there may be…

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Florida Man Challenge Pt. 2 30:44

1y ago30:44

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In this uproarious second installment of the "Florida Man Challenge," Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves trapped in a comical time loop, thanks to a temporal rift caused by their ship's reboot. To break free, they embark on a wild journey down the Florida Man rabbit hole once more. With a fresh and explicit twist, they introduce the "Flori…

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Tales From The Hopside Down 54:39

1y ago54:39

54:39

In this hair-raising Halloween edition of Close Encounters, our hosts, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott, embark on a treacherous journey aboard an enigmatic derelict alien ship, a setting eerily reminiscent of the iconic 'Alien' franchise. Lost amidst the darkness of this cosmic labyrinth, they navigate their surroundings while indulging in their tradem…

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Unidentified Alcoholic Phenomenon (Tom Was Right?!) 48:28

1y ago48:28

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During this hour’s cosmically comical journey, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in an unexpected encounter with a pre-space faring alien culture.. Their adventure takes them through the usual peculiar news articles, including a bizarre lung discovery and not-so-ussual events in Peru and Las Vegas. They then delve deep into the worl…

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Artificial Intoxication (The Rise of A.I.) 38:44

1y ago38:44

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In this episode titled "Artificial Intoxication," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a mission to Vanadium 4. However, they find themselves dealing with their ship's AI, Zero-Frux, who has developed a new attitude after some makeshift repairs. They delve into discussions about the potential domination of AI, imagining a future where machin…

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The Saga Continbrews...(Back from The "Blink") 55:00

1y ago55:00

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In this cosmic comeback episode, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott emerge from a mysterious hiatus, dubbing it "The Blink," which coincided with blink 182's reunion. They speculate that the universe feared their meddling with time and space while listening to the post-Tom DeLonge era of the band. With a mix of hilarity and absurdity, they reboard t…

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BL3RDPOD 5: Wendell & Wild & Williams & Walker 1:03:25

2y ago1:03:25

1:03:25

And we're back! Sorry it took so long to get this episode up- Parker was still recovering from their transformation into a stop motion puppet in order to star as Kat Elliott in Jordan Peele’s Wendell and Wild (just kidding; Weaver dropped their external hard drive on the ground like a dingus and lost the file). Thank you to Jhariah for the use of h…

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Taking this week off 0:30

2y ago0:30

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Hey folks! Just a quick note to say, we will not have a new episode this week, but tune in next Friday!

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BL3RDPOD 4: Jhariah: Your New Favorite Musician 1:13:07

2y ago1:13:07

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This episode, Bl3rds Rynn and Weaver chat with Jhariah about all things music. While Parker’s away the bl3rds will…infodump about O Brother Where Art Thou, apparently. Other topics include: West African trickster god Eshu Elegbara, Dante’s Inferno, Switchfoot, Amanda Palmer’s cover of “Surface Pressure” from Encanto, and Jhariah’s upcoming album. A…

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BL3RDPOD 3: The Marginalized and the Monstrous (Feat. Kenna) 1:05:43

2y ago1:05:43

1:05:43

In part two of our Black Horror episode, special guest Kenna goes into more detail on the relationship between marginalized people and monsters, bell hooks' theory of the oppositional gaze, and what Korean media gets right about the nature of zombies. Thank you to Jhariah for the use of his song ENTER: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH Suppor…

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BL3RDPOD 2: Black Horror vs "Blacks in Horror" (Feat. Kenna) 53:52

2y ago53:52

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We invite our very first guest star unto the show because of their expertise in black horror film analysis, but we're all neurodivergent and we're so excited about the topic that we can't shut up long enough to let Kenna talk. Hear us blab about Jordan Peele, discuss our favorite zombies, plug Weaver's angsty Discworld fanfiction, dunk on W.E.B. Du…

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BL3RDPOD 1: Historical Accuracy Only Applies to Misogyny 49:49

2y ago49:49

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It's the inaugural episode of Close Encounters of The Blerd Kind! Join Rynn, Weaver, and Parker as introductions are made, hyperfocuses happen, and our Blerds try very, very hard to talk about House of The Dragon. Thank you to Jhariah for the use of his song ENTER: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH Support us at: Rynn: Tiktok: @rynnstar Youtu…

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Close Encounters of the Blerd Kind (Trailer) 0:37

2+ y ago0:37

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Kickback Episode: Hiatus Announcement, Breaking Kayfabe and The Indefinite Farewell 1:20:52

3y ago1:20:52

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We are going on indefinite hiatus and this is the last episode for a while or something! Thank you for the 21,700 listens and for sticking by us for over 100 episodes! FBI NOTICE: The source file of this episode and all before have been seized by the United States Government and have been left online for archival reasons. Support the show…

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Episode 102: Alien Religion - The Cosmic Law of One 1:51:18

3y ago1:51:18

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It's known that humans can't get into the Galactic Federation of Light, but this religion from the stars might be the first step toward boosting our vibrations enough to ascend past our primitive status among greater species! Support the show

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Kickback Episode: Male Sex Toys, Mutual UFO Network Update, and Urine Curing COVID-19 56:29

3y ago56:29

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At this point, we might just start a sex-positive podcast because of how often we talk about R18 things! Fun updates as we ATTEMPT to get back into space subjects! Support the show

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Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations 2:02:10

3y ago2:02:10

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The eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show

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