Once again, the guys get together to bring you a new episode of The Armageddon Afterparty. And, they do so purely for the love of the game. They discuss the recent Heads or Cocktails, the Canadian “We Are the World,” and the question of whether one can ever truly engage in too much anal sex. They talk about friends with nubs, Congresswomen with tat…

The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to the Bunker to talk about offensive words, redneck bidets, the city of New Orleans, and some upcoming shows. They also talk about beef and cheese options, fried fish breakfast, and the Taco Bell drive through. Henry tries to come up with a good, non-cancellable slur, and there are some complaints about cus…

The guys curse their old computer and lament the recent loss of what was surely an amazing episode. Oh, what may have been! They talk about movies, OJ Simpson, and the upcoming Heads or Cocktails. There is discussion of the Aerosmith Trifecta, armadillo murder, and real life twist endings. Dick Loverboy plays a quick game of “Really Drunk or Strang…

Two of the guys have recently returned from the Midville trip, so there are updates from that. They also talk about tax-exempt churches, the history of toenail clippers, and Lil’ Skweeque’s recent baked potato phase. Dick Loverboy gives a Heads or Cocktails update. RIP Toby Keith, Carl Weathers, and Alexei Navalny, and not necessarily in that order…

The guys are back together in The Bunker to discuss Whitewater, Cookout, and the upcoming Christmas Holiday. They talk about Iron Claw, golf carts, and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Dick Loverboy has to explain a text. Lil’ Skweeque answers some listener questions. There are some predictions for the Orange Bowl and some thoughts on canine back…

The guys get together to talk about conjunctivitis, cat names, and Elon Musk. Lil’ Skweeque asks Jeff Bezos for some of that sweet cash. There is discussion about Hobo Conventions, Clowns, pump tennis shoes, and ladies who collect. RIP Bobby Knight. Also, RIP people who bring huge nets to sporting events? And Dick Loverboy provides everyone with a …

The guys ponder whether they are in fact the bad guys. DLB gets a new nickname. Rev Flo talks about vacation. They discuss Republican presidential debates, babies in tubes, humans getting dumber, and people with really soft hands. DLB reluctantly talks about his gains and proof of the existence of God. And there is talk of UGA football, midnight sn…

The guys issue some corrections, discuss their standards, and go over some RIPs. They appreciate the male form and the genetic superiority of the Loverboy family. DLB presents his vagina-forward brand of workout gear. There is talk of dog boners, queefs, and hitting bongs on mopeds.Av Armageddon Afterparty

For all of you that were waiting for Lil’ Skweeque to take the reins, then this episode is for you. And it gets pretty weird. The guys talk about an almost SSG, drinking with Todd, and old school bathroom hand-drying technology. They debate whether it’s better to get cancer in your top or your bottom. Rev Flo talks about his new bowling underwear. …

The guys get together once again to discuss obscure SNL bits, bowling, giraffe fighting, sharks, and Eddie Izzard. They wonder if we are living in the end times of America, they ponder whether they have the ability to shape reality (RIP again, Alan Arkin). They come up with bizarre playground games and yet another million dollar idea. And there is …

Have you ever seen A Knight’s Tale? Do Armadillo Humans exist? Do you remember the Unabomber? Do you want to hear what the guys think about the submersible? They talk about whales, the ocean, AI, musty dog penises, and doing cocaine off people’s feet. And they offer advice to their younger selves.Av 57:03

This one is a little short, because the guys needed to go bowling. So they about bowling, professional wrestling, and riots at sporting events. The also talk about the similarities between starting bowling and converting to Judaism. They discuss bottle openers, the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, and Dick Loverboy’s recent DJ set at Little Kings.…

The guys get together to talk about Lauren Boebert’s pending divorce, UGA tennis, and begging for gas. They discuss waggles, waggling, and the naked homeless. Lil’ Skweeque tells several stories of witnessing live sex acts. And the Rev’s loving wife has a dream about poop.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys talk about fingering the homeless, the confidence of an old white man, and the movie Blazing Saddles. They miss Jerry Springer and Gordon Lightfoot, and they discuss whether the Reverend Florist can open a beer with his feet. Dick Loverboy shares an SSG from his third day at the new job.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys discuss Dick Loveboy’s last few days of joblessness and all of the projects that has spawned. They talk about the Masters, weird umbrellas in movies, and mom farts. The Reverend drops some wombat knowledge which leads to talk of pouches, and discussion about the true definition of a marsupial. Lil’ Skweeque puts together a last minute East…

The guys get to share some breaking news about the indictment of a former President of the United States. There is talk of porn sets, March Madness, and Matthew Lesko. Dick Loverboy shares about his river trip, and the guys revisit Pokemon. They share some homeless stories and try to recount the plot of the movie Twins.…

Rev Flo provides an ADIDAS update, and the guys discuss the plight of the older man who just wants to hang out in arcades. There is mustache talk, bowling shoe etiquette, and toy nostalgia. The guys plan a trip to Dave & Busters. Lil’ Skweeque almost kills his whole family.Av Armageddon Afterparty

Wow. Not really sure what to say about this episode, a truly stirring birthday tribute to one of our most loyal listeners. Skweeque gets a new nickname. Dick Loverboy comes up with a brand new character. Rev Flo experiences Sweet Death Illumination. And three old white guys have spirited discussions about customer service, misgendering, and hip-hop…

As is often the case, this episode truly has everything. Groundhogs, UGA Football, Gas Stoves, Beaver Cheek Meat, flatulence, and Teen Wolf. The guys also fondly remember Herschel Walker and Ron Jeremy, and they share some Toppers stories.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys celebrate the University of Georgia Bulldogs football team’s back to back national championships. They discuss Tecmo Bowl, Ace Vane, and Asian Mist. RIP David Crosby, Okefenokee Joe, and Flower the Meerkat. There is talk of Kitty and the Slug, Duck Pin Bowling, Ping Pong, Dolly World, Opryland, and Six Flags. Dick Loverboy considers that C…

Happy New Year! The Rev gets a stinkbug in his coffee. The guys talk about buttholes, cocaine, and college football. Dick Loverboy has a very emotional Peloton workout, comes up with a new style of standup comedy, and gives a terrible history lesson. Lil’ Skweeque loves Lauren Boebert. Oh, and GO DAWGS!!!…

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker. There is talk of Mr. Beast, Johnny Depp, space cannons, and bad morticians. The guys debate their ability to punch their way out of a coffin. There is more talk of bad artists and talking politics with your family. Dick Loverboy does his own research and encourages…

After a bit of a break, the guys get back toether to discuss big bowling energy, Lil’ Skweeque’s price for entry, and giving God the credit. DJ Dick Loverboy gets scolded for his track selection. They talk about the Georgia-Tennessee game and college athlete bodies. No one won the Powerball, and that leads to some tension. And, this podcast may hav…

Beastmode plays at Athens Porchfest! Lil’ Skweeque battles the Home Owners’ Association! Dick Loverboy starts a new Instagram. Reverend Florist gets the Covid. The guys discuss King Beds, the British monarchy, and Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys answer some serious questions in this episode. Does every village have a Big Pete? Could Lil’ Skweeque bowl a cat? Does Evangelical Christianity take a soft stance on suicide? Are corgis entitled? Is Stetson Bennet good at football? Is Armageddon Afterparty huge in North Korea? Will Dick Loverboy actually start a new Instagram account? Doe…

After a couple of vacations, the guys get together to discuss paraplegia, bowling, peers, and syphilis. There is also talk of stretching, dying, and cutting ketamine with jello. And for some reason, Dick Loverboy closes with a harrowing tale of mercy-killing a deer.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys come together for their landmark 250th episode. They talk about bowling, Covid, and drop-kicking kangaroos. Lil’ Skweeque and Rev Flo recall the Tim Capello show and discuss the movie The Lost Boys. They debate some terrible superpowers, talk about step-sibling porn, and briefly discuss the January 6 hearings.…

The guys come together to talk about vacation plans, maps, and the destruction of the Georgia Guidestones. They fondly remember Esperanto, talk about ways that things could have been worse, and ponder whether all dragons go to Hell. Rev Flo apologizes to Donald Trump for besmirching his good name. Dick Loverboy gets swindled by a fan. They discuss …

The guys come together to wonder if it is hot enough for you. They talk about ice cream, beef n cheese, a little politics, and Baker’s Math. DLB talks about an upcoming DJ gig. There is also talk of pet store sexy time, Amish villains, and defending oneself against cats.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys get together and talk about Gutter Jon, thirsty armadillos, and Alabama jailbreaks. They stroll down memory lane and try their best to avoid the Noid. They face some fears and debate the necessity of taking things to the next level. And DLB Jenkins spills his whiskey.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys talk about bowling and coffee again. They discuss the pending Norm Macdonald post-mortem standup special, the series finale of ALF, Saved by the Bell, homeless sex, and how to stop a sneeze. There is talk of gorilla buttocks, heart trouble, and Nicholas Cage. Dick Loverboy apologizes to the Delaware State lacrosse team and comes up with a …

The guys open with the major announcement that Ozzy Osbourne has Covid, which opens the door for Jon’s palsy humor. They talk about the Oscar slap, bowling etiquette, and pooping in the woods. Rev Flo gets a new nickname. There is talk of coffee, Man Milk, and carpenter bees. There is a tremendous Truth Social update. DLB renames the movie “Contact…

The guys are really into bowling, smacking asses, and getting grandfathered in. There is a Russian warship update, some talk of other podcasts, and lots and lots of whale penis. They discuss Constitutional Carry laws, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the proper amount of penis on HBO. They wonder if Disney is full of pedophiles and wish RIP to Gilbert G…

The guys talk about bowling again. They complain about gas prices, discuss the most hardcore tattoo ever, and talk about baseball. Some guy was masturbating on a plane. Lil’ Skweeque is into stuck porn. Dick Loverboy takes a hardcore stance against trains, has a lot of tarps, and is not really into death videos.…

Dick Loverboy has been rolling with an illegal ball! The Rev asks dumb questions. Lil’ Skweeque takes a hard stance on walking and reading. DLB is over Ukraine. The guys issue a Goldie Hawn challenge and debate the proper amount of penis on television. They talk about sodomy laws, the death penalty, and hanging meat. And Lil’ Skweeque tries to conv…

The guys come together to discuss being too old to head bang, free throw routines, and whether Lil’ Skweeque has been poisoned to keep him from bowling. They debate kinesiology tape, talk about The Batman and the Oscars, and have a talk about daylight saving time. And Dick Loverboy wonders if he has met all off the ass-slapping friends that he will…

The guys briefly discuss the ongoing disappearance of friend and fellow podcast host Will Kiser. They discuss Ukraine, Snowjob, and the Funyuns origin story. They debate how clean one needs to be to go to the bowling alley, and they make some skating rink recommendations. And things basically devolve into nonsense from there.…

The guys discuss the disappearance of friend and podcasting legend Will Kiser, the war in Ukraine, and Armageddon Afterparty’s recent foray onto Truth Social (we’re waitlisted). Dick shares some sweet Ketamine memories and talks about bowling. They give respect to Hank the Tank and debate the merits of being the King. Rev offers a to-go food tip, D…

The guys are back in The Bunker after Lil’ Skweeque maybe doesn’t have the Covid. The talk about the nastiness of bowling, rounding the corner on Whole 30, and drug use during air travel. DLB comes up with a new catchphrase. They discuss the upcoming Super Bowl and spend a little time on the sad demise of Bob Saget.…

The guys are back from different locations as Lil’ Skweeque may have the Covid. DLB gives a Whole 30 update and drops some secret caddy knowledge. They discuss the etymology of “Five-head,” and they issue their own Spotify ultimatum. They talk about Tuesdays with Dick, the Super Bowl, and getting a boat. And, they elicit questions for an upcoming A…

It is almost February, so Happy New Year, Survivors. The guys celebrate the University of Georgia football team’s National Championship win and Dick Loverboy’s return to Whole 30. They debate eating on the toilet and think about the people we have lost so far in 2022. Dick shares an unusual meatloaf recipe, Lil Skweeque goes on a rant, and Rev Flo …

It is the most wonderful time of the year, and the guys are celebrating by talking about movies and books and boners. Rev Flo clarifies some details about his butt-watching. Lil’ Skweeque has been sick. The Polaroid returns. And, to really celebrate the holiday season, the guys spend some time talking about cocaine.…

The guys get together for a very special Thanksgiving episode, one in which they talk about DLB’s birthday bowling, goats, the TIger King, and the Armageddon Afterparty Christmas Carol. There is discussion of south Georgia zoos, Southern Wolves, babies in bars, and public concert urination. They come up with a never-ending Ponzi scheme and talk abo…

Rev’s dad is recovering from knee surgery, and DLB can’t get his Bulleit fix because of some sort of glass shortage or something. There is talk of recycling, injuries, and outrageous claims about Atlanta geography. They guys ponder how many lives Dick Loverboy has inadvertently ruined. They discuss the Braves, the Bulldogs, holidays with Covid, and…

The guys revisit beating up children, wonder what Michael Richards is up to, and debate the best Ewok celebration song. There is talk of pernographic movies, motivational robots, and joro spiders.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys discuss the word aphrodisiacal, rabbit holes, and Goop. The invent a couple of new products. And they talk about beating the hell out of small children. And there is also Love on the Spectrum and dogs on motorcycles. RIP Norm MacDonald.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys gather in Bunker #2 to talk about some television shows, Joe Rogan, and the California Recall Election. They discuss abortions in Texas, Covid, and weddings on game day. Dick shares about his recent trip to New York City, and the guys share stories from the zoo.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The Rev makes a Covid confession. The guys continue their powder conversation and discuss the Delta Variant. Some college kid spots a body in the river. Herschel Walker is running for Senate in Georgia. Talk of Arby’s leads to stories of bathroom emergencies.Av Armageddon Afterparty

Welcome, new listeners! We hope that you are interested in Afghanistan and Covid. The Rev nails a job interview. DLB goes fighting around the world. They talk about Saved by the Bell, The Boys, and White Lotus. And then there is a fairly extensive discussion about Arby’s and ball-powdering.Av Armageddon Afterparty

The guys gather in Bunker #2 to talk about the Delta Variant, cocaine, the Olympics, and Brittany Spears. A discussion about paying college athletes leads to a potential business venture. The Loverboy House is in need of repairs, the Rev is glad he doesn’t have kids, and of course they talk about bathroom stuff. And, there is a stroll down memory l…