Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish …

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-add…

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate, Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live pa…

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this yea…

Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again,…

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulati…

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skie…

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in N…

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be wa…

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses a…

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with…

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new…

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to P…

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of cour…

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to w…

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic…

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfrien…

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discus…

TICKETS TO SUP'S HOLIDAY LIVE SHOW IN CHICAGO & NYC: https://www.sexyuniquepodcast.com/ Lara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs …

Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing …

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with…

Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day. Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly T…

This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs vi…

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to P…

Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table. Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down aft…

Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video. Then on RHOSL…

Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Gar…

Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dreams and the false promises of a demonic new exercise pill. Back on RHOC, the ladies Jet Blue Mint off to Londontown for Shannon's birthday; they emba…

Medieval Era continues as Lara and Carey discuss the E-Coli outbreak via McDonald's hallowed Quarter Pounder, Diddy's alleged pink cocaine affinity, Dina Mazon's daughter calling out Aunt Caroline, Victoria's Secret's rindom comeback, the latest sex trafficking scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, and all roads leading back to Les Wexner. L…

**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON** Lara and Carey discuss Smile 2 & Anora with a (spoiler-heavy) deep recap of both films. Lara reveals her recent interest in the studio side of Hollywood, and comes up with her best business mantra aka "Let''s just not!" They a…

Carey and Lara feel the Halloween spirit and rate the most f*ck-able horror movie villains, from Chucky to Pennywise. Plus they break down one Canadian widow's revenge on her late philandering husband that involves eating his ashes. Later on RHOC, Shannon kicks off her 60th birthday with a trip to the most liminal backyard furniture store in Califo…

Lara and Carey are back after being radicalized by the Sweat Tour, they talk Charli's star power and spotting a certain pop icon still in a Woman's World. They also discuss shocking new revelations in the the Elisabeth Finch docuseries on Peacock. Back in Utah, Mary's wayward son Robert Jr. makes a cameo, Lisa faces "bad parent" allegations by Heng…

**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON** Lara and Carey are back in the stu to recap her big night interviewing reality royalty at the Us Weekly party: she talks her roses and thorns, existential surprises, and whether or not the VPR/Valley cast snubbed her. They als…

Carey and Lara discuss another horrifying chemical explosion outside of Atlanta, a British clergyman who died doing what he loved (getting high on poppers/ecstasy), and a man illegally cloning giant demon sheep at his Montana ranch. Then on RHOC, Terry gets his “deviated septum” fixed while seams in his and Heather’s picture-perfect marriage have a…

Lara and Carey discuss how nothing is certain in life but death, taxes and Jessica’s Chastain’s urge to wage war against brands on X, the Scandinavian reporter who exposed Blake Lively resurfacing again with weird 2012 Anne Hathaway interview, and how in a shonking turn of events, next year’s Met Gala theme might actually be good. Back on the Real …

**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON** Lara and Carey discuss their (actually) successful rave-hosting gig this past weekend, Lara’s (spoiler-heavy) recap of “Joker: Folie à Deux,” Carey’s surprise reconsideration of “Grotesquerie,” Billy Belichick’s May/December r…

Lara and Carey discuss the new European euthanasia pods for couples setting the world ablaze, California’s lawsuit against Exxon Mobile and their gaslighty response, and the recently discovered natural (and cheap) cure of male pattern baldness. Then on RHOC, Shannon continues to reel from her lawsuit with Johnny J, Heather and Alexis head to the GL…

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s upcoming LASIK, getting older, and Lara’s favorite new TikToker and his mysterious rash saga. They also talk Jax and Brittany’s messy custody battle. Back on RHOSLC, the women head to Milwaukee for Wild Rose’s big drag soirée (with Mary traveling there, separately, of course). There they just visit the Bobblehead Fact…

**Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON** Carey and Lara are back from Texas and recap their live show at a church, their BBQ and Tex-Mex splurge and feeling G*d’s presence. They discuss the ‘Industry’ season finale and speculate on what’s next for our favorite finance psy…

This Episode is sponsored by BetterHelp:Thank You Rediscover your curiosity, with BetterHelp. VISIT: https://www.betterhelp.com/sexyunique today to get 10% off your first month ____________________________________________________________________________ Lara and Carey give a tight recap of Industry, then discuss the flop second moon arriving in Ear…

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s Beeptress behavior on the chaotic Los Angeles freeway; Anna Delvey gets an ankle-monitored boot from DWTS, JoJo Siwa’s high fashion photoshoot, Ellen’s Comedy Special, and Naomi Campbell’s alleged charity infraction. Then on RHOSLC, Lisa takes to the G Wagon with Bronwyn and Heather to gossip and order Wendy’s. Heathe…

Lara and Carey discuss THE SUBSTANCE, Stephen Baldwin’s bone chilling Instagram presence and his perceived warnings to Justin Bieber, the wild UAP book “Imminent,” El Chapo’s wife fresh out of prison and onto the runway in Milan Fashion Week, Earth getting a second moon, Scheana’s stolen 2009 Nissan, and a climate change-borne 'unidentified seismic…

Description: Carey and Lara are back in the OC, but first, they’ve got a buffet of topics to dive into: NY Mag reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s sexting affair with RFK Jr, the splendor and horror of Moo Deng, haunting new footage of the Titan submersible wreckage, Ryan Murphy’s new Menendez Brothers show on Netflix, incest p*rn, and society’s weirdness abou…

Lara and Carey are back from their respective NY vacations — Carey recaps his inaugural Fire Island journey and Lara recounts her hustle and bustle NYC adventure. They also list new air travel grievances, including a passive aggressive seat mate and the tyranny of parents traveling with children. Then Larz and Carz head back to Utah for season FIVE…

Lara and Carey are back for a combined RHOC 7 & 8 recap, but first they discuss the glorious emergence of Jen Affleck, Rachael Ray slurring through a Tony Bennett anecdote, Joaquin Phoenix awkwardly highlighting Gaga’s Joker 2 weight loss at the Venice Film Festival, one drunken meteorologist’s war against her former employer, and Tamra taking to s…

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Elle McPherson’s holistic approach to cancer, the exquisite horror of Fyre Fest 2.0, and Matt Damon and JLo bonding at TIFF over the man of their dreams. Plus iconic new reader mail including a Loadtember cheating scandal, another love-swindler Italian man, and two more harrowing tales of childr…

Lara and Carey break down another round of harrowing topics, including a humanoid robot for the home — complete with a hellish, obsidian face, a haunting signal heard aboard the ISS, a California neighbor crumbling to the ocean, and Tamra Barney’s shocking face lift updates. Back on RHOC, the ladies prepare for competing Girls Trips: one to Tamra’s…

Lara and Carey discuss seminal crook Tom Girardi officially being found guilty of fraud; they also chat about the masculine urge to feign fragility on trial. They talk the Biden family curse (big meaty d*cks), Yolanda Hadid’s rancher cosplay in the A.D. tour of her Texas mansion, and Matt Lauer’s daughter pulling a Shannon Beador in the Hamptons (d…

Lara and Carey are back in the stu for a long recap of Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, featuring a gaggle of soft swinging twenty-something Mormon women and their gay husbands. They also discuss Casey Anthony’s new alleged sports bar romance and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s cringe-worthy behavior at the US Open. Listen to this episode ad-fr…

Lara and Carey are back for more Orange County splendor, but first they discuss more developments in the terrifying case of the infant killing PhD student, Casey Anthony’s sports bar purgatory and her babe?supreme doc on Peacock, and Vicki’s new trademarked Puerto Vallarta watering hole, aplty named “Whoop It Up!” Then on RHOC, Heather and Terry di…