Scienceology will be back in a few weeks with some very exciting new episodes but for now we have compiled the complete first season for you! Great for newcomers looking for a longer version of the podcast to leave on while they do stuff or for old fans wanting to re-listen to their favorite stories of discovery, innovation and people who cum while…

Directions with Richard Donagan is the only podcast on iTunes that dedicates each episode to giving you driving directions between two specific addresses in an American city or region. Want to find out how to get from 56 State Street to 136 Frost Avenue in Rochester, New York when there are rush hour delays on 490? Check out episode #221—Donagan's …

Scienceology is still on hiatus this week, but check out the latest promo for our sister podcast, MacKenzie & Red, the hottest political talk show on iTunes. Subscribe today to hear what happens when a fiery, no-holds-barred policy wonk and a boldly outspoken North American red-tailed hawk take on the biggest hot button issues of the day. With thes…

The producers of Scienceology have an announcement... and an apology to make. Written By John HarrisFeaturing John Harris and Matt KlinmanEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniMixed by Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate MaggioCreated by John Harris and Matt KlinmanProduced by Funny or Die NewsSpecial Thanks…

On today's episode we meet a brilliant fish scientist who pulled out all the stops to give one lucky koi the greatest gift of all: The ability to be aware of it's own consciousness and know it's tiny, insignificant place in the vast, cold unfeeling universe.Written By Matt KlinmanFeaturing Kassia Miller and Josh "Drama" Brown with Nate DernEdited B…

As twisted as his mind was, Darwin probably never thought his theories would pack a punch quite like this. On this episode we meet an MMA fighter using evolutionary biology to get a "face up" on the competition by camouflaging his body in tattoos of faces.Written By Matt KlinmanFeaturing Kassia Miller and Mike Scollins with Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinma…

On this weeks episode we visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium to see their new, mesmerizing manta ray that when you look at it just... makes... you... wow... jesus...Written By Matt KlinmanFeaturing Kassia Miller and Jesse NeilEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniMixed by Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate Magg…

Our God who art in... cube? On this weeks episode, we meet the scientist who finally achieved humanity's ultimate goal of capturing and running tests on the almighty God.Written By John HarrisFeaturing Kassia Miller and John Harris with Mike Scollins as Prof. GoofenheimerEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by …

On today's episode, we interview an ornithologist who has spent years mapping the labyrinthian vagina of Lupita, a very special duck.Written By Zack PoitrasFeaturing Kassia Miller, Jesse Lee and Zack PoitrasEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate MaggioCreated by John Harris and Matt Klinma…

Scienceology's new host interviews a brilliant Scottish scientist about his amazing and easy-to-understand cure for cancer.Written By John HarrisFeaturing Kassia Miller and Zack PoitrasEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniMixed By Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate MaggioCreated by John Harris and Matt Kli…

Once our consciousness is uploaded to the cloud, what will we use our virtual brooms to e-swat off our digital porches? Raccoons. This week, we show you how that bandit-masked dream is becoming a reality.Written By John HarrisFeaturing Melinda Taub and Nate MaggioEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniMixed By Cyrus Ghahrem…

Eels may look like phalluses, but that's not what's making these test subjects cum — it's their electricity! On today's show, we delve into the world of grabbing electric eels at the moment of orgasm so you can cum harder than ever before.Written By John HarrisFeaturing Melinda Taub, Zack Poitras and Nate DernEdited by Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Ca…

Now you see him there, and then now you do not. On today's show we meet a man who is constantly fading in and out of existence.Written and Edited by Matt KlinmanFeaturing Melinda Taub and Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate MaggioCreated by John Harris and Matt KlinmanProduced by Funny or Die New…

On today's show we meet, of all things, a woman scientist who says she is doing research on something.Written by Melinda TaubFeaturing Melinda Taub and Jenny NelsonEdited by Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate MaggioCreated by John Harris and Matt KlinmanProduced by Funny or Die News [Nate Dern, …

Canned chunky soups can only be so chunky... or "can" they? On today's show, we meet a scientist searching for a breakthrough in soup-chunk density that may just change how the world slurps.Written By John HarrisFeaturing Melinda Taub and Alexa PolivkaEdited By Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniArt Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate…

A mysterious man just floating in space? It's not science fiction. On the first episode of Funny or Die News' podcast Scienceology, we meet the astronomer studying the porn-loving space drifter known as Space Roy.Written By Matt KlinmanFeaturing Melinda Taub and Patrick O'BrienEdited by Matt KlinmanMusic by Henry Carter and Cyrus GhahremaniSpecial …