This is the podcast Spotify didn't want you to hear! And this week, we're talking about what it's like to bang sex dolls! Also: storing, drying, and manhandling all these bodacious bods! We love, love, love Tantaly sex dolls! Click on this link and treat yourself to one if you want to support the show and get a fun and fuckable hottie of your own! …

We traced the cockblock... It's coming from inside the house! This week, we're talking about depression and all the fun ways it messes with our sex life! Also: Shamrock Shakes, using porn to get serotonin, and why March is impulsive home haircut season! If you want that sweet, sweet hormonal boost, you should totally check out Adult Time! Use the c…

This is the Kraft Dinner of sex podcasts! This week, we're going over some really bad sex advice that you should never follow - except for maybe one or two of them! Also: lights on every wall, a new fingering technique, and a surprising amount of forehead stuff! Want to fuck it and taste it? Then you should get some Jo Gelato Flavored Lube from Bet…

Yes, dirty magazines are still around! We flipped through the latest issues of Barely Legal to give you a groundbreaking report on the state of porn magazines in 2024! Also: XXX DVDs, age gaps, and porn that's too hot for Canada! If you love playful, silly porn with younger ladies (or if just hearing the words "Dad Crush" turns you on), you should …

What's hotter than a naked woman? An almost-naked woman! This week, we're going over the hottest things a lady can wear when she's otherwise naked! Also: the only word that's worse than "moist"! Wanna be a sexy semi-naked lady yourself? Then you should totally get some Kix'ies! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order …

Can you actually increase the size of your loads? There's only one way to find out - by stuffing Jake full of supplements and seeing if he can spunk like he's never spunked before! Also: jizz like melting ice cream and saving our marriage one meal kit at a time! If you want to blow your load to something other than your spouse, you should peep all …

Yes, this is an intervention for Jake. This week, we're going over some tips on how to flirt with your better half and get the spark back! Also: Flirting by accident, the perfect sex lighting, and dark compliments. Want to take your foreplay to the next level? You need the Slow Sex Experience Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 20% on yo…

Just a quick and awkward announcement to let you know how the show is changing. We'll be back soon with a regular episode! Relevant Links: Support My Work *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com…

Originally released September 15, 2021. This week got the best of us, so here's an episode from the archives! We've been obsessed with Breaking Amish lately, so it feels like a great time to revisit Amish porn! We'll be back again soon with some new stuff! Want to watch Amish girls get naughty? And maybe some schoogirls getting creampied while you'…

She's an even bigger classic than the double-ended jelly dildo! This week, we're talking about the trusty Magic Wand! Also: the least sexy type of belt, vibrator training, and orgasm torture! If you're ready to feel the power, now is the perfect time to get a Magic Wand! Get one at a 20% discount from Betty's Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA at …

No, you can’t just offer to blow him. This week, we’re going over tips for seducing a married man - even though you really shouldn’t do that! Also: the pickle poutine, the hero instinct, and the guys who can’t even pick up on your flirting. You won’t actually need to seduce any man if you have the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro! Get it from Betty’s Toy …

This week: Jake turns 40! Indoor gardening update! Breaking Amish, Return to Amish, and daydreaming about our future farm! Lego flowers! Big loads ahead! The Liberator Heart Shaped Sex Wedge is incredibly handy and super adorable! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the sho…

Husbands, lock up your wives! This week, we’re sharing some shady tips for sleeping with a married woman! Also: sneaky emojis, puppy problems, and is it even possible to cheat on Jake? If you like your cheating sexy and consensual, check out all the hot scenes on Watch You Cheat! And use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get an amazing deal and…

Quick heads up: you can hear Watson barking in the background of the episode here and there. We apologize for our spoiled little puppy! We love sex, but we still have our fair share of complaints. This week, we're talking about the sex stuff that grinds our gears! Also: inconvenient pocket pussies, the masturbation room, and cat lady problems. Know…

Originally released October 28, 2020. I'm on a mental health roller coaster so we're taking another week off! So instead of a new seasonally appropriate episode, here's a classic Halloween episode from the archives! See you again soon with some new stuff! *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bon…

Originally released May 4, 2022. We're taking a break this week for Canadian Thanksgiving (it's a thing, look it up!) So here's a classic Pillow Talk episode where we share the sex memories that still turn us on! We'll be back with something new next week! *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bo…

How long should a blowjob really last? This week, we're looking at some random controversial sex opinions! Also: playing the slots, the real boring sex position, and why you should be foreplaying right now! If you want better, hotter foreplay, you should try out the Slow Sex Experience Box! Get it from Bijoux Indiscrets and use the code LOVEEMMA at…

Are you ready to join the butt cult? This week, we're looking at all the reasons people give up the pussy to join the Anal Only Lifestyle! Also: the Roman Empire, blended orgasms, and anal creampies! Some of my best solo anal orgasms were thanks to the A-Play Rise thrusting buttplug! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkou…

On her back, on her knees, or with a dick in her mouth? This week, we're talking about the pros and cons of different pussy eating positions! Also: Sister Wives, elevated oral, and granny sex! The Liberator Wedge is the best way to improve your oral sex game! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order an…

Originally released May 19, 2021. We'll be back next week! Until then, here's a classic episode of Pillow Talk all about massage porn! *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast *…

We've upgraded the joint! This week, we're having a cozy chat about my new mini-fridge, turning the cat room into a porn room, and our sex swing conundrum! The Liberator Scoop is seriously awesome! Check it out for yourself and use this affiliate link if you want a really sexy way to support the show! https://shrsl.com/47nsn *** Want to become one …

He's a 10 but he pronounces it "pasghetti." This week, we're talking about the funniest things that gave people the ick! Also: urban biking, panic driving, and my painting obsession! If you want porn with hot dirty talk and zero baby talk, check out Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal and support the show! https:/…

No new episode this week. But we still love you, so here's a rerun from the archives! *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast *** I write about sex on my blog Love, Emma and on…

We made it to 150 episodes! And we're celebrating by assessing whether Jake could be flipped! Also: bad gifts, nice flowers, and non-threatening guys! Relevant Links: Straight Men Don't *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed ep…

Preppers are ready for anything - except making sure they're sexually satisfied. Not us, though! This week, we're talking about the essential sex items we'd keep in our prepper stronghold in case SHTF and it's TEOTWAWKI! Also: flavoring your own lube, finding porn magazines in the woods, and masturbating by candlelight! Stock up on your post-apocal…

We thought it was an urban sexual legend. Until now. This week, we're talking about circle jerking and why it might be the solution to all of society's problems! Also: ghost sex, rainbow parties, co-ed circle jerking, and the most cock obsessed people in the world. If you're hot for guys jacking together, you should totally check out Jerk Buddies! …

You want opinions? You'll get opinions! This week, we're answering even more random sex questions from Ask Reddit After Dark! Also: Emma's slushy system, Jake's biggest failure as a sex guy, and boredom-busting masturbation! If you're in the mood for something soft, jiggly, and incredibly fuckable, you should really give Britney a shot! She's an am…

Welp, we lost our big list of podcast ideas. But that's okay, because Reddit is a thing! This week, we're answering a few questions from Ask Reddit After Dark! Also: ergonomic sex, flirting friendly lifestyles, and getting nice and lubey! If you want a truly luxurious masturbation session, you should check out my list of favorite toys from Betty's …

Ever wanted to literally go balls deep? This week, we talk about trying the Balldo - the only device that lets your balls do the fucking! Also: 2 Fast 2 Furious, 3 Magic 3 Mike, and ball size! Want to bravely go where very few balls have gone before? Get the Balldo from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entir…

How many ways can you ride your pillow to a climax? Nine, apparently! This week, we're fact checking a guide on pillow humping! Also: what movie theater porn did right, how country girls make do, and the odd world of fabric sex dolls! If you want a pillow that's really made for humping, you've got to try the Liberator Humphrey! Get it from Betty's …

Ever had your favorite hobby turn on you? This week, we talk about Jake's experiences with sex headaches! Also: orgasmic headaches, aggressive lesbians, and staying on the bottom. If you want to treat your dick to something nice, try out a Tenga Spinner! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to support the show and save …

We never thought we'd be that couple, but here we are! This week, we're talking about parting ways (at night) and whether we're cockblocking ourselves. *** Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com/Pi…

Ever heard of gooning? Well, you're about to! This week, Jake takes me on a crash course through Gooning 101! Also: sensory overload, jacking with your buddies, and masturbating casually! Fill your goon cave with the amazingly hot smut on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to support the show and get an awesome deal on your membersh…

Pussy so good you barely have to move! This week, we're talking about a questionable Twitter thread and all the wonderful things pussy can do! Also: Jake doesn't understand how pussy works and neither of us understand how dicks work! There's great pussy and plenty of suction over on Adult Time! Use the code LoveEmmaFlash23 when you sign up to get f…

This one's for the real Pillow Cases! We're in recovery mode this week, so we're keeping things chill again! Also: The Fast and the Furious, monster dildos, and Grey's Anatomy hot takes! If you want a Creature Cock, check out the super cool Monstropus! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order from Betty's Toy Box and suppo…

We're keeping it casual this week! We talk about the joys of anal vibrations, finally getting some Dunkaroos, whether having a dog will ever get Jake into the bone zone, and some other stuff! If you want to show your ass a great time, you should try the Rise Thrusting Anal Plug! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to s…

Ladies, we're onto you! This week, we're going over the lies women tell about sex! Also: manbabies, sexy criminals, and being a moaner! If you want hot porn with dark themes, you'll find it on Pure Taboo! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal on your membership and support the show! https://www.g2fame.com/puretaboo/go.php?pr=8&…

Check his papers! This week, we're going over the sex lies every guy tells! Also: wildflowers, a masturbation red flag, and writers telling on themselves! You gotta get off more, so you should check out all the great smut on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal on your membership and support the show! https://www.g…

78 Bedroom Moves Guaranteed to Drain His Balls! This week, we're looking at some classic and questionable Cosmo sex tips! Also: canoes, vacuums, and the worst thing you can do with your loose change! Get yourself some proper sex toys from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show! https…

Well, I guess we're due for a dick update! This week, we're checking in with Jake's foreskin and how much progress he's made on his phimosis! Also: exhausting sex, loads of precome, and the foreskin slide! If you want to enjoy a great stroke, try out a Tenga Spinner! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to get 15% off y…

What’s a weird little thing that drives you wild? This week, we’re going to Reddit to learn about some people’s stupid turn-ons! Also: sexy bikers, sensual barbers, and jizzy snacks! If you want to get off to something kind of ridiculous, check out Oopsie on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to support the show and get a great deal…

Just because you're self-conscious doesn't mean you can't bring it! This week, we're talking about talking hot and sexy lewds and nudes when you're not feeling all that hot and sexy! Also: girls mooning, backlighting, and twisting yourself into a sexy shape! If you want to look even hotter, slipping on some Kix'ies will definitely do the trick! Get…

Is your bedroom cockblocking you? This week, we're giving some advice on how to make your bedroom more sex friendly! Also: sleep deprivation, sexy screen time, and the one thing missing from your medical kink roleplay! If you want to sexify your bedroom, you might need a few things from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15%…

Okay, you found the clit - now what? This week, we're talking about clit stimulation and how to do it right! Also: we unbox some clit stuff! If you want to give that clit extra love, try the Clitherapy Experience Box from Bijoux Indiscrets! That's an affiliate link - clicking on it and treating yourself to anything from the site is a great way to s…

Let’s get messy! This week, we’re talking about squirting dildos! Also: fake facials, swallowing yummy loads, and jizzy roleplay! If you want to get in on the fun, get an awesome squirting dildo from Betty’s Toy Box! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections…

Fellas, it’s time to step it up. We talked about how to be a perfect wife, so it’s only fair that we also talk about being a better husband! Great husbands know their way around a vibrator like the Magic Wand Mini! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.…

Careful where you stick your dick! This week, we're talking about glory holes! Also: nasty nonsense, milking tables, and the female glory hole aesthetic! If listening to us put you in the mood for some glory hole action, get your fill on Glory Hole Secrets! https://www.g2fame.com/gloryholesecrets/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=655&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffe…

Fuck me harder, daddy! Hold onto your buttocks, because we’re going through a lot of dirty talk this week! Also: getting off on being dumb, romance novel nonsense, and a touch of french. If you want some great examples of dirty talk, treat yourself to an Adult Time membership! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal and support t…

Are you a perfect little wifey? We'll see! This week, we're going over 30 ways to become a better wife to find out what it takes! Also: golden retriever fever, booty shorts, and high-quality couples screen time! Perfect wives surprise their husbands with great sex toys, so head over to Betty's Toy Box to get some! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout …

Who knew Canadians were so naughty? This week, we're going through Pornhub's Year in Review for 2022 to find out what kind of filth you've all been watching! Want to watch some Wednesday Addams porn? There's a bunch of it on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a discount and support the show! https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/g…