MrTrump

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Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn: God took an orange dump and called it Donald Trump Please off a high cliff jump, Mr. Trump You wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medals Your world’s full of lies, pots called black by kettles From ghastly to awful, you cover the spectrum How does it feel having Mike Pence up your rectum? You live in a world of gold leaf, all bejewelled Beloved of numbskulls. So easily fooled! You deadbeat, you con man, you liar, you villain You stubborn infection. We need penicillin How weird that he should be embraced by lovers of the Bible Tell the truth about the man and he’ll shouting, “Libel!” With asshats quite unqualified and nincompoops not vetted The swamp you promised that you’d drain has just become more fetid You’re vulgar and stupid, a coward and bully we loathe you not partially but quite fully Your necktie’s too long, your attention span short one wishes your mom had seen fit to abort You fecal stain on history. You foul abomination To shake your sweaty little hand’s to risk contamination