S7 E3: New Era Loading…Saturn Return

ASTRO SLUTS

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Saturn Return means in astrology and what you can expect when you’re going through yours based on your natal Saturn placement. During skeletons in the closet we discuss Golden Bachelor, everyone’s favorite reality dating show and how maturity and SATURN RETURNS makes for impeccable dating vibes. We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener who was swept off their feet by a new crush then realized…he’s a CANCER (gasp!).

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