The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 4: Soddenly

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Don't flame; there's no point!!!!1!!1! Tiaa is NOT a Mary Sue, CONFIRMED!!! She's really unhappy! Would you like her life???? Not at all! Now that that's been established, let's get on with the Chapter 4: La Push.

After a status update on Thirds for Foster Parents, we dive straight into some chat. We discuss: what kind of vampire story we would write, why we don't do therapy (our reasons are really valid, you'll see), the one and only thing Lucy wants in all literature (three guesses what that might be), and the sexiness of having food all over your face.

Tiaa heads to La Push to attend the party, but she really isn't feeling Mike Nooton. The Big Pink Cheerleaders get nasty, and Mike attempts to defend Tiaa but only draws attention to how it's what's uNdErNeAtH that counts. Embarrassed, Tiaa runs into the darkness to find... GOFFS! Friendship! Our favourite fanfic trope. Then, of course, Ewdard has to come along and ruin our joy by trying to eat his cake and have it too. Also, who remembers when promise rings were a thing?!

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CONTENT WARNING: references to sexual assault. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.

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