Chapter Seven: Tactical Action Cow - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer- a-dungeons- and-dragons- podcast/id1350552074 Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. COMPETITION! We’re pleased to announce that the first winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition – Congratulations Sir Ian Miguellan! You’ve won your very own set of polyhedral dice, courtesy of DnDiceUK. To claim your prize, please contact us via [e-mail]. Listen in next week to find out if you are one of our other lucky winners! Last Time on Infinite Deer After waking up in Cheers after setting fire to a warehouse, Bo and Merrielle have a very unsuccessful side-quest attempting to obtain pipeweed, and in the process kill and orc, 2 bandits and a Warerat. Merrielle was bitten by the latter. Story While Bo is enjoying the day with his beloved cow Betsy, a member of the Ancient Circle approaches him and gives him details for the barracks raid later that night. Bo then manages to convince the wizard to spend the day with him and Betsy – they have a great day. Merrielle briefly pops to town to buy a shield – not a spear, and meets Chad and Bo back at Ye Olde Cheers. Chad proceeds to give Betsy some of his new found drugs and Merrielle gets drunk. The Merry Few and Betsy – the Tactical Action Cow are now ready for the raid. Instead of waiting for the distraction so carefully put in place by The Ancient Circle, The Merry Few charge into the back door of the barracks and find 4 guards. They are suspicious of the gang, and immediately draw the weapons. Chad is immediately down, Betsy is murdered, and after Bo and Merrielle end the encounter victoriously Bo attempts to make the it looks like a classic ‘cow-murder- suicide’. Is Besty’s soul with Mithras? How will the Merry Few cope without a Tactical Action Cow? And what more dangers await our heroes in the barracks? Find out in the next dungeoneering installment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Ghost: You’re taking Betsy with you?? Bo: YES! THIS IS OUR TACTICAL ACTION COW! Isn’t that right Betsy? Betsy: moo *** DM: what do you write on the face of Betsy the tactical action cow? Chad: I gonna write ‘oom’ so if she looks in a mirror she can read it Follow us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment - Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If you can get #BetsyTheTacticalActionCow trending on Twitter, we can (almost) guarantee you won’t be visited by her ghost tonight.