Dick Measuring Contest

The Critical Banter Podcast

This week is all about the length. Before we measure sizes though, we start with a few confessions from Sen, Miguel and Kush (against his will). As we have said on this podcast before, the boys have been doing some pretty sad things this lockdown, but this confession may be the saddest.

Rohit then tries to figure out what his party trick should be after he learns of a party trick from a friend of his which is both outrageous and straight up illegal.

The game this week is “Higher or Lower.” The premise is quite simple, the boys are given 2 social media accounts and have to decide if one has higher or lower the amount of followers than the other account. This week the boys are left speechless by Vin Diesel, Demi Lovato and Baby Shark.

We have a new segment this week called “Not So Humble Brag.” In this segment we discuss the times we’ve been flexed on for no apparent reason. This week we discuss schlong length, buying an elusive PS5 and the goldmine that is LinkedIn.

Also this week: FIFA Points, juggling, Nike, Daddy Yankee and magnum dongs.

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

Higher or Lower: This is a simple game where the boys have to guess if a certain social media account has more or less followers than another.

Not So Humble Brag: We discuss and dissect some of the worst flexes and humble brags we’ve ever heard.

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