Matriarchal Rizzing and Shower Pissing

The Critical Banter Podcast

Lots going on this week with the lads. Firstly Kushagra is nowhere to be found and is presumed to have joined the writer’s strike in the US. Meanwhile Ro and Migs have been busy this week doing side quests as they have been featured in a prestigious Australian publication (not Zoo magazine). According to the Australian Financial Review, Ro is now the unofficial godfather of Pickleball in Australia and has been influential in growing the sport in this fine nation, leading to an interview and photoshoot with the newspaper.

New game this week as we play “What’s it to ya?” Pretty simple game, one of the boys leaves the room and the other two think of something they both have. They call the other one back in and he must work out what the lads were thinking by only asking one question - “How’s yours?”

“Cuck or Be Cucked” is back this week with 2 listener submissions. First up is a story from over a decade ago meaning you know it’s gonna be good if the scars of this cucking are still fresh. This story has it all from chatting up a friend’s mum to marking your territory in their bathroom. Secondly we hear another tale from Rohan, a second in two weeks, this time around he is the victim. Somehow this story leads to a heartfelt discussion on getting scammed on Runescape.

Also this week: Modelling, Weekend AFR, the will to live and dragon scimitar’s.

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

What’s it to ya?: A game of clues where the person “in” can only ask one question to guess what the others are thinking.

Cuck or Be Cucked: Have you or your loved one been alpha’d recently? In this segment the boys give you tips on how to alpha those who have alpha’d you.

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