S2E11 - Are you Diabetes?

Stupid Fat Hobbits

This one starts out hot. Chris calls himself Daddy. The lads discuss whether their episodes should be scripted. Banter time ventures into both weathering and wuthering heights, Pat's new attitude, and more. Breaking News From Florida involves a couple that finally comes out of the closet at a drug-infused Seaology Convention. The lads discuss whether they could do the news segment for another state. In Around the Table, Pat decries our culture of materialism while wearing a whole wardrobe of new clothes. Johnny and Chris aren't having it. Pat invents a new phrase: "Don't throw out the pumpkin with the pie." Chris and Johnny discover that Pat is wearing a glucose monitor. Diabetes takes center stage. Johnny has a wormy thought about palindromes. Things are said. Things are said again. What's ruder? Calling someone stupid, dumb, or dense. Johnny was a dunce once. The lads end the show with a Tolkien Segment - Who wins in a battle royale of only hobbits? This quickly turns into an idea for a real-life battle royale between listeners. It will be filmed. Ale will be provided. Let us know if you're interested and we'll plan a date that will work, taking into account the whole pandemic thing.