A Delicate Balance | 10

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Stevie the Dog is joining us this episode, still in Miami and on the hot mic, wifi and housekeepers, laundry issues, Juan can't relate to the characters in Game of Thrones, passion projects, Cersei hate, needing to know the source material, Sloane needs help letting go of her shirts, the pants shitting happened, old butthole elastic, a delicate balance, shower shitting in Cuba, you and the bucket, the vinegar solution, announcing the son, December will be holiday tips and tricks, Sloane loves voting on election day, Juan wants to "work the poles," working for one gel manicure, confusing and convoluted, rules in different states for campaigning, Stevie keeps interrupting, the ridiculousness of poles, all the Hilary email nonsense, Anthony Weiner and more nonsense

Hot Chopix

Melania Trump: Copied speech, internet bullying, shut down Twitter accounts, voting for the better choice, Steven Seagal is becoming a Russian citizen

Seagal gets the chop and we keep him because he's amazing Melania gets the chop for her speech

Sloane the meme generator, This American Life, Sara Bareilles, Waitress, Seriously

Feline Leukemia gets the chop

Featured Instagram: @andiandiandi & @thomasgibbons & @housewivesarthistory

Penis size twitter poles? Burny Popo and witch hazel, you don't deserve these hot visuals, CMA Beyoncé performance, accents, white racist America is being emboldened

Juan gives white racist America the chop

Carrie Underwood has a baby in her knees, "Why is Demi Lovato?" -Paul, Poot Lovato, babyfat coats, hateration hollaration, Oprah's favorite things, Weight Watchers, Oprah on GMA, $395 custom dog blanket, $80 8" pepper and salt mills, aspirational living, warm boots, caring for your home, turd on the wall, our favorite things, raw linen changed Sloane's life, $80 reading glasses, robes,

Ru Paul's Drag Race

Fifi didn't show up to the reunion, earning your redemption story, nebulous diseases, moments that we loved, quotes