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Stomach bugs and getting thin, Juan might be getting arrested by immigration, Sloane's meeting with Janet Reno, Pittsburg accents, grand dames on instagram, who cares about Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford?, Marcia Gay Harden is a strapping woman, "I seen her at", "I been knowin her", it's Thanksgiving so Sloane got fired again, Fuck 2016, Kylie Jenner is a prophet, Clowns, Prince and Janet Reno died this year, why does McDonalds never have ice cream?, the revelation voice, Juan's Thanksgiving and Christmas plans, Sloane's mom isn't cooking Thanksgiving dinner and it affected her greatly, Thanksgiving Brunch, Sloane reads the Thanksgiving menu at Rosa Mexicano in New York, Cubana Beauty Queen pregnancy announcement, Hot Chopix, Juan skips the dick to get to Hilliary, Hillary's first appearance after her loss, Sloane thinks HRC is out of fucks to give, Juan thinks Hillary should run for senate again, Sloane can't handle The Real, Ginuwine's dick is at attention and is the pride of America, Sloane gets the urge, getting the "beep-beeps", dick that hurts from the start, the manniquin challenge, at the gym, at dinner, the terrible chicken parm at Macaroni Grill, Shirley Caesar and her Thanksgiving remixes, J-Lo and Marc Anthony kissing to stay relevant, J-Lo and Affleck, Affleck pulls some hot latin women, Sloane wants to kiss Marc Anthony and Juan agrees that he's dripping swagoo, glo body shimmer does not wash off, Sloane got trolled the day before the election, pregnant dancing, Sloane got cut to the core... bus arms, Sloane might have threatened a 16 year old, the internet is the most disrespectful person, Mike Pence is the head of a pimple, old white men with money are the WORST, invading a gay man's hole with hate, vile scary and violent...speaking of which- Charlie Sheen is in the news, Dr. Phil looks full, Shelly Duvall need protection from herself, Juan feels like Richard Simmons should be helping her, Charlie Sheen released a poem, tiger blood transfusions?, stay-cation, no fizzy water for Sloane, Charlie Sheen went off his HIV meds, lightning round: Jennifer Aniston's zingo nips, is The Rock the sexiest man alive?, he's a delicious piece of Samoan man-meat, he's sweet silly and goofy, Kevin Hart almost killed Sloane by kicking everyone out of her gym, Juan gives us his "straight voice", Melania's sleeping crown.

Hot Chopix Recap

HRC: Keep Her Ginuwine's thick dick: Keep It Manniquin Challenge: CHOP IT J-Lo and Marc Anthony kissing: Keep It Charlie Sheen's Poem: Keep It Jennifer Aniston's Nipples: Keep Keep Keep

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