Episode 223: They Porked Out of The Boat

Umpire Pants

The gang’s back together, but Kelley didn’t hit record, like a dipshit, so we try to recap what we lost. The Arches of Science are giving us Kraken spoilers. We’re excited Impossible burgers are available at the new stadium! Mary wants you to stop the show and tell a friend to listen. Bill is going to distribute his famous Chocolate Pie recipe. Should we be recording all our kid’s performances? Kelley and Bill need to take a sibling trip to sort out family photos. Bill has a strange story of paying for food pick-up, and we discuss the nightmare that delivery apps can be for restaurants. We see some fascinating entitlement on this week’s Nextdoor Update. Try pomegranate seeds on your tuna sandwiches. The vulgar recipe book song was MIA, but Kelley found a different recipe one she forgot about. We’re re-committing to our White Men Can’t Jump Podcast, coming someday. Kelley’s Hint List! Don’t burn your garbage in your boiler. You can repair most crockery with glue. Umpire Pants Out!