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In this episode, disgraced former alcoholic truck driver Billy Big Rig explains how he BECAME a disgraced former alcoholic truck driver. And it was all his own fault. He sees that now. And God must CERTAINLY look out for fools, idiots, alcoholics and truck drivers, because if he had flipped that tanker over comin' out FULL with the stuff they load at that plant in Karns City, PA, instead of goin' in EMPTY like he was, it would have meant a 50-mile radius "kill zone" where nothing could grow for 30 years. Billy takes his medicine like a man, and even has some nice things to say about his new lodgings, Albion State Prison in Pennsylvania. Compared to some of the dumps he's been imprisoned within, it's a Holiday Inn Express! After regaining his sight in the prison hospital, Billy meets his cellmate... the man who will unwittingly place him in a position to save America!

WARNING! Billy Big Rig thinks of himself as a shining beacon of racial equality. You will probably not agree with that assessment. Although he REFUSES to use racial slurs (he has no problem with homophobic slurs, however) you may find much of Billy's narrative offensive. Therefore, you are warned. If the part of your brain that processes "satire" has atrophied, and you download and listen to this episode and are offended, that's YOUR fault, not Billy's!

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In this episode, disgraced former alcoholic truck driver Billy Big Rig explains how he BECAME a disgraced former alcoholic truck driver. And it was all his own fault. He sees that now. And God must CERTAINLY look out for fools, idiots, alcoholics and truck drivers, because if he had flipped that tanker over comin' out FULL with the stuff they load at that plant in Karns City, PA, instead of goin' in EMPTY like he was, it would have meant a 50-mile radius "kill zone" where nothing could grow for 30 years. Billy takes his medicine like a man, and even has some nice things to say about his new lodgings, Albion State Prison in Pennsylvania. Compared to some of the dumps he's been imprisoned within, it's a Holiday Inn Express! After regaining his sight in the prison hospital, Billy meets his cellmate... the man who will unwittingly place him in a position to save America!

WARNING! Billy Big Rig thinks of himself as a shining beacon of racial equality. You will probably not agree with that assessment. Although he REFUSES to use racial slurs (he has no problem with homophobic slurs, however) you may find much of Billy's narrative offensive. Therefore, you are warned. If the part of your brain that processes "satire" has atrophied, and you download and listen to this episode and are offended, that's YOUR fault, not Billy's!

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