Send us a text Katie and Bridget wake up on a beach in New Jersey as they re-watch the could-be-considered-Christmas-movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight! It's a movie all about how all of those government conspiracy theories ARE true and when in doubt just drive off to Canada! Come along as we meet Samantha, a 90's woman with amnesia who gets her memory…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget think happy thoughts as they re-watch the what-felt-like-80's-but-was-made-in-the-90's: Hook! Come along as we follow the ADULT Peter Pan, who has amnesia and is also kind of a dick now. When his two kids Jack and Maggie get kidnapped by Captain Hook, Peter has to get the real talk (but also has to mainly get kidnap…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget give each other a swirly as they re-watch the 80's classic that helped to solidify the "Brat Pack": St. Elmo's Fire! It's a movie about how all those terrible people you went to college with continue to be terrible, even after college! Come along as we meet the weirdest friend group ever. First we've got Jules, a wo…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget put on their masks as they re-watch the out-of-context movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch! It's a movie all about how the spirit of Halloween isn't about costumes, candy, spooky things, or fun... It's about MURDER! Lots and lots of murder!!!??!?! Come along as we meet Dr. Challis, a man who likes slapping but…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget drink some blood as they re-watch ANNE RICE'S: Interview with the Vampire! It's a movie all about how emo men can get when they are undead vampires that live for centuries ruining lives! Spoiler alert: they get SUPER emo! Come along as we meet Louis, the original vegetarian vampire, who has his life ruined/saved by …

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go to Spooky Island as they re-watch the live action remake: Scooby-Doo! All your favorite characters from the original cartoon are here! They're still solving mysteries! Life is good! Oh wait, sorry they all just broke up with each other and nevermind now no ones friends anymore... HEY JUST KIDDING! 2 years later a…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget turn into mice as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite of theirs: The Witches! A movie that reminds us that witches are real, some are evil, yet most are just really enthusiastic about being in a witch sorority/getting to party at a hotel with their friends once a year. Come along as we meet Luke, a little boy for som…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget fight off aliens in Vegas as they re-watch the movie: Mars Attacks! It's a weird story all about how... Well... Mars attacks! Come along as we meet a ridiculously loaded cast of characters (that we just can't name all here because it would the length of a novel) who experience an alien invasion for the books. While …

Send us a text Katie and Bridget log onto AOL as they re-watch the 90's rom-com: You've Got Mail! Just when you thought that AshleyMadison was bad, we're reminded of how people were electronically cheating in their relationships well beforehand! Come along as we meet Kathleen Kelly, a woman who owns her dead mother's bookstore, a brownstone (someho…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go to the Coco Bongo Club as they re-watch a very nostalgic movie: The Mask! Come along to Edge City (DON'T WORRY THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG!) where we meet Stanley Ipkiss, a grown man with stable income, a loving dog, and nice housing who is considered a "loser" because he "can't get a date"... Yup, what a loser! When …

Send us a text Katie and Bridget do a blood pact as they re-watch the movie: Practical Magic! It's a story about love, loss, witches, possibly vampires, FBI investigations, tequila, gardening, sisterhood... Honestly, the list goes on and on for this plot-packed movie. Come along as we meet sisters Sally and Gillian, two witches that get to live wit…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget get lost in the jungle as they re-watch the 80's movie: Predator! Come along as we follow a bunch of muscled, sweaty men (not Magic Mikes, unfortunately) who are traveling through the jungle in search of saving some hostages. What they don't know is that they are being hunted by an invisible being. Spoiler alert: it…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go and plant some flowers (since this movie doesn't have any) as they re-watch: Garden State! It's a movie that checks all the quirky bingo boxes INCLUDING having your star be Zach Braff! Come along as we meet Andrew, an emotionally stunted man who is traveling back to his home state of New Jersey for his paraplegic…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget hire Quint from Jaws to keep watch over their surfing competition as they re-watch the inspirational movie: Soul Surfer! Based on the true story of Bethany Hamilton, who had her left arm bitten off by a shark while surfing and lived to tell the tale. Bethany's a competitive pre-teen who gets right back into surfing …

Send us a text Katie and Bridget enter a surf contest where everybody dies as they re-watch the movie: Blue Crush! It's a movie all about how hard work and perseverance will help you win the surfing contest... Even though our main character ABANDONS hard work to hook up with a random man and LOSES the surfing competition but still gets herself on t…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget break whales out of captivity as they re-watch the 90's movie: Free Willy! It's a story all about how unconditional love for an orphan and/or a kidnapped orca will lead to wholesome moments AND iconic Michael Jackson songs! Come along as we meet Jessie, an orphan who hates everyone and everything, except for his new…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go surfing then sky diving then rob a bank as they re-watch the 90's action thriller: Point Break! Come along as we meet Johnny Utah (not a porn star), who begins working for the FBI in California. When he takes on a case looking to catch serial bank robbers (who are suspected surfers), he gets himself in the waves …

Send us a text Katie and Bridget become fishermen as they re-watch the 90's slasher: I Know What You Did Last Summer! It's a movie all about how if you accidentally murder someone and try to cover it up, you will get pranked a year later and possibly everyone around you will die! ...Seriously guys just call the police next time, okay? Come along as…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget sit outside in lawn chairs on a hot summers night in the middle of nowhere (no actually, this is how they recorded the episode) as they rewatch the rom-com: Elizabethtown! It's a movie all about how road trips can be fun, family can be loud, and meet-cutes can result in 24+ hour phone calls... Oh it's also about gri…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget start a business (that they label as just a club) as they re-watch the 90's movie: The Baby-Sitters Club! Come along as we meet all of the 10-13 year old girls of the for-profit Baby-Sitters Club - BSC for short. We've got Kristy, the leader of the club, who has to deal with her absentee father attempting to come ba…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget HOST A 2ND AWARDS SHOW!? It's our 200th episode and we're celebrating all of the past 100 movies we've reviewed over the last two years - since our premiere of The Sissy Awards! Come listen to see who gives us the biggest ick, who we all slow clap for, and which movie we think should have been made into a theme park…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget put on their bow-ties as they re-watch the surprisingly heart-felt, dark comedy: Problem Child! It's a story all about an evil child! ...Well actually he has a tragic backstory that most likely led to his behaviors... And also he's never had an adult support him or like him... And he got abandoned every 2 seconds in…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go back to the dino island (but not the SAME dino island) as they re-watch the lackluster sequel: The Lost World: Jurassic Park! Hey remember how the first Jurassic Park taught us to fear dinosaurs and never interact with them because man vs. nature blah blah? Well guess what - we're gonna go interact with them caus…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget go to a random house party as they re-watch the movie: Superbad! It's a story all about how your friendship may be tested when there's alcohol, girls, impending college, and possibly a secret gay crush on one another that you are repressing because you were written by a 14 year old boy... (we said what we said)! Com…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget get back on the island as they play Season 2 of Nostalgic Movie Survivor! 18 nostalgic movie characters (all ones from movies we've reviewed!) are placed on an island and set out to compete to become the ultimate Survivor! Alliances are formed, challenges are faced, with lots of twists and turns along the way. We ca…

Send us a text Katie and surrogate sisters Eric and Neil from The Retro Video Store Podcast scale a snake tower as they re-watch Neil's favorite movie: Conan The Barbarian! And just so we're clear, this is the 80's Conan - NOT the 2011 one (Eric and Neil will rant and rave if you mention it)! Come along as we meet Conan, the nicest barbarian you've…

Send us a text Katie and special guest/surrogate sister JEN-A go deliver a baby as they re-watch the movie: Knocked Up! It's a nostalgic movie for them where they reminisce about endless quotes, former roommates, and their epic college beer pong table - complete with "Julie's Temple"! Okay but the movie itself is a journey alllll it's own! Come alo…

Send us a text Katie and special guest/surrogate sister Mel cheers over severed penises as they re-watch the cult classic: Teeth! It's a movie all about how purity ring cults not only ruin things like the Jonas Brothers, but they also may or may not cause teeth to develop in your vagina... Or something like that! Meet Dawn, a high school cult leade…

Send us a text Katie and special guest/surrogate sister Christine murder without consequences as they rewatch: The Purge! It's a movie all about how in the future/past (since this takes place in 2022 LOL) all crime is legal one day of the year to help people "Release The Beast" #redbull. When an affluent family's young, possibly future serial kille…

Send us a text Katie and special guest/sister-in-spirit Julie re-watch the movie that scared us all as kids: Children of the Corn! It's a movie all about how if you're dating a jerk named Burt, you will absolutely end up choosing to deal with the Kid Nation corn cult kids instead. Come along as we meet those little rapscallions who all agreed to mu…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget show their spirit fingers as they re-watch the nostalgic 2000's movie: Bring It On! It's a movie all about how our country was built on the backs of cultural appropriation and racism... But via cheerleading! YEAH! Come along as we meet Torrance (Ta-Ta-Ta-Torrance), newly elected high school cheerleading captain who'…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget swap faces as they re-watch the insane 90's movie: Face/Off! It's a movie all about how your tax payer dollars are going towards secret underground face swapping science and technology that will ONLY be used to help cops trick the brothers of terrorists into confessing where a bomb is... But seriously, that's actual…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget frantically get free trials for random streaming channels to watch The 96th Academy Awards - aka The Oscars! Come hear all about the fashion, the winners, the losers, the drammaaaaaaaa (there was lots), and of course the things that made us rage - hey, Barbie lost everything okay! Give us a break! A night of majesty…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget head off to an unsupervised summer camp run by literal children as they re-watch the movie: Camp Nowhere! It's a movie all about how adults are dumb, Nerf Guns rule, and lighting fireworks while jumping into a lake actually looks fun - AKA: this was made in the 90s! Come along as we meet Mud, a kid who is a nerd but…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget nuke the planet from orbit (its the only way to be sure), as they re-watch the 80s classic: Aliens! Ripley's back and she's more pissed off than ever! Can you blame her!? After waking from being in hyper sleep for 57 years, she gets thrust into helping a group of marines go attempt to rescue a colony that was statio…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget hide from the plagues as they re-watch the movie: The Prince of Egypt! It's a story all about how God is voiced by Val Kilmer and while he can do wonders, he can also be really friggon scary! Come along as we meet Moses, the original baby floating down the river, who gets adopted by the Pharoah queen and raised as E…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget board an unsinkable ship as they re-watch the 90's hit: Titanic! It's a love story all about how sometimes boning will give you back your zest for life! ...And also how swimming may end up saving your life in a boat crash one day! Come along as we meet Rose, a sometimes old lady but mostly young lady, who goes from …

Send us a text Katie (not Cady) and Bridget write in their Burn Books as they re-watch the original: Mean Girls! It's a movie all about how high school is kind of like living in Africa, except in Africa there are no scary Aaron Samuels who imitate monkeys (that was not okay!). Come along as we meet Cady, a homeschool jungle freak who starts at a ne…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget recap their trip to the 2024 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah for this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour! Hear all about their journey spanning from the start of how they went about buying tickets all the way to dancing in the street with a flash mob of Napoleon Dynamites! You'll get insight into the movies they…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget dismantle the He-Man-Women-Haters Club as they re-watch: The Little Rascals! It's a movie all about how you only meet your once in a lifetime friend - once in a lifetime (quote Stymie). Come along as we meet Spanky, the leader of the gang who is way too comfortable with execution, and his best friend Alfalfa, who is…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget hang out in Antarctica as they re-watch the movie: The Thing! It's a story all about how when you shove a bunch of depressed dudes into an isolated and cold location with no direction on their research, they will begin to all suspect one another are aliens! ...Mainly because yeah one/some/all of them are aliens! Com…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget both take different colored pills as they re-watch the 90's hit: The Matrix! It's a movie all about how real life has been taken over by evil AI and we're all living in pods with fake projections of what our life really is - We swear this is fiction! Come along as we meet Neo, our own personal Jesus Christ who IS th…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget say Wingardium Leviosa as they re-watch the movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Come along as we meet the famous Harry Potter, a possibly nepobaby that we allow since ya know, his parents died and he basically grew up being abused... He discovers he's a wizard (and also secretly rich - hello!?) and embarks…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget sing Where Are You Christmas as they re-watch the holiday hit: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It's a movie that looks and acts like a horror movie, but is actually rated PG and made for kids!(?) Come along as we meet the Grinch, a sassy once-traumatized-abandoned-child who now hates Christmas and all the Whos who c…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget travel through the seven layers of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then they walk through the Lincoln Tunnel... as they re-watch the Holiday classic: Elf! It's a movie all about Buddy the Elf #whatsyourfavoritecolor!? Buddy is actually not an elf, but a human who was adopted/not r…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget do a lot of UMs as they re-watch the 80's movie: Better Off Dead... ! It's a somehow rated PG movie all about a teenager looking to end his life when his girlfriend dumps him.... Yup! We're also confused! Come along as we meet Lane, a walking boyfriend of red flags who spends the movie being mopey and possibly schiz…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget spend 20 years trying to play football at Notre Dame as they re-watch the movie: Rudy! It's a story all about how if you have a dream, you're gonna have to work your 5-foot-nothing butt off to make it happen AND potentially become homeless along the way! Come along as we meet Rudy, a guy who's name is thankfully not…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget dance down the yellow brick road as they re-watch the classic movie: The Wizard of Oz! It's a timeless tale that features horrific behind the scenes trivia, as well as random trivia that our Dad likes to quote! Come along as we meet Dorothy, the ultimate dog lover from Kansas, who gets swept up by a Twister (no Bill…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget break and enter as they re-watch Nickelodeon's first ever movie: Harriet The Spy! It's a story all about how having your private journal read aloud to all your friends really sucks! Come along as we meet Harriet, an alleged spy who wants to be a writer but kind of gets caught up with just talking smack about people.…

Send us a text Katie and Bridget do a drug deal on a rollercoaster as they re-watch the movie: True Romance! It's a story all about romance, possibly mental health disorders (involving Elvis), dangerous crime, and drugs - lots and lots of drugs. Meet Clarence, a guy who legit falls in love/gets married ala Love Actually rules to Alabama, the call g…